Florida Chris
@chrislongview.bsky.social
Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.
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Time to introduce myself to Bluesky. I'm chris. The more important one behind me is Shelby. I'm a PhD student in higher education policy, tw*tter refugee, & recovering alcoholic & fundraiser. I talk about politics, gay shit, education, addiction, Florida, and my life.
Welcome. Nice to meet you.
Welcome. Nice to meet you.
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It’s not a brain swap, it’s two people hedging their bets for their upcoming senate election runs.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It’s not a brain swap, it’s two people hedging their bets for their upcoming senate election runs.
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🚨BREAKING: In a sweeping victory for voters, a Utah court struck down the GOP-controlled legislature’s congressional gerrymander and a companion law designed to entrench partisan power — restoring a fair map for the 2026 elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Utah Judge Strikes Down GOP Gerrymander, Restores Voter-Approved Fair Map
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
🚨BREAKING: In a sweeping victory for voters, a Utah court struck down the GOP-controlled legislature’s congressional gerrymander and a companion law designed to entrench partisan power — restoring a fair map for the 2026 elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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On Veterans Day, we honor those who put service before self.
To every veteran and their families: Thank you for your courage and sacrifice. Our nation is stronger and safer because of you.
To every veteran and their families: Thank you for your courage and sacrifice. Our nation is stronger and safer because of you.
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
On Veterans Day, we honor those who put service before self.
To every veteran and their families: Thank you for your courage and sacrifice. Our nation is stronger and safer because of you.
To every veteran and their families: Thank you for your courage and sacrifice. Our nation is stronger and safer because of you.
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NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
www.cnn.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”
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Posting In memory of my dad, George Oliver, a Tuskegee Airman, on this Veteran's Day
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Posting In memory of my dad, George Oliver, a Tuskegee Airman, on this Veteran's Day
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Well looky here, nothing but some facts. Mayor Johnson is doing what we elected him to do 🙂↕️
Also the percentage of murders in the city that are actually Black men. We need to stop killing each other, y'all.
Also the percentage of murders in the city that are actually Black men. We need to stop killing each other, y'all.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Well looky here, nothing but some facts. Mayor Johnson is doing what we elected him to do 🙂↕️
Also the percentage of murders in the city that are actually Black men. We need to stop killing each other, y'all.
Also the percentage of murders in the city that are actually Black men. We need to stop killing each other, y'all.
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Soon we'll discover whether Trump values Bill Pulte's willingness to frame his adversaries more than he values the counsel of whoever this potty mouth is. (My guess is this is Bessent who THUS FAR has won all the turf wars he has fought, but that could change.)
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Soon we'll discover whether Trump values Bill Pulte's willingness to frame his adversaries more than he values the counsel of whoever this potty mouth is. (My guess is this is Bessent who THUS FAR has won all the turf wars he has fought, but that could change.)
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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Ummmmm…
Trump says that HBCUs would be "all be out of business" if fewer Chinese students were allowed to go to American universities
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Ummmmm…
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Does JD know the president is making moves on his girlfriend?
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Does JD know the president is making moves on his girlfriend?
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POLITICO: The documents paint “a vivid picture of the hurdles the Trump administration and its allies in the region face in creating the ‘lasting peace’ President Donald Trump seeks and are in stark contrast to the mostly rosy rhetoric ..”
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
POLITICO: The documents paint “a vivid picture of the hurdles the Trump administration and its allies in the region face in creating the ‘lasting peace’ President Donald Trump seeks and are in stark contrast to the mostly rosy rhetoric ..”
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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There would not have been enough space on the opinion pages of newspapers or segments on cable news to cover the amount of outrage that the media would have directed at Joe Biden if he did not know the standard duration of a home mortgage, but Trump? Crickets.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
There would not have been enough space on the opinion pages of newspapers or segments on cable news to cover the amount of outrage that the media would have directed at Joe Biden if he did not know the standard duration of a home mortgage, but Trump? Crickets.
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yesterday i saw a guy in a tank that said “i jerked off my brother at the white lotus resort.”
i complimented it and he said to me, “my twin brother is wearing the same shirt. the show is based on us, bc we jerk each other off.”
i complimented it and he said to me, “my twin brother is wearing the same shirt. the show is based on us, bc we jerk each other off.”
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
yesterday i saw a guy in a tank that said “i jerked off my brother at the white lotus resort.”
i complimented it and he said to me, “my twin brother is wearing the same shirt. the show is based on us, bc we jerk each other off.”
i complimented it and he said to me, “my twin brother is wearing the same shirt. the show is based on us, bc we jerk each other off.”
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Oh the streets are saying this and so much more!
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Oh the streets are saying this and so much more!
pass around party widow
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
pass around party widow
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POLITICO: “.. The White House was blindsided by the idea, according to two people familiar with the situation .. and is now dealing with a furious backlash from conservative allies, business leaders and lawmakers.” 🤡
@politico.com $XHB
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
@politico.com $XHB
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
POLITICO: “.. The White House was blindsided by the idea, according to two people familiar with the situation .. and is now dealing with a furious backlash from conservative allies, business leaders and lawmakers.” 🤡
@politico.com $XHB
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
@politico.com $XHB
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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Greeting from Winter Garden where today we live up to our name. Chris stay strong in these trying times. We will get thru this (ends Thursday).
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Greeting from Winter Garden where today we live up to our name. Chris stay strong in these trying times. We will get thru this (ends Thursday).
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$25k down payment >>> 50 yr mortgage
a close up of a woman 's face with a blue background that says cause
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a blue background that says cause
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
$25k down payment >>> 50 yr mortgage
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Just had an argument with someone who is disappointed that Kim Davis' attempt to overturn marriage equality failed because they wanted people like me to lose our marriages in order to galvanize "a more radical queer movement."
Oh, and because gay marriage is just "capitalist fascism," or something.
Oh, and because gay marriage is just "capitalist fascism," or something.
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Just had an argument with someone who is disappointed that Kim Davis' attempt to overturn marriage equality failed because they wanted people like me to lose our marriages in order to galvanize "a more radical queer movement."
Oh, and because gay marriage is just "capitalist fascism," or something.
Oh, and because gay marriage is just "capitalist fascism," or something.
what the shit is this
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
what the shit is this
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
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so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
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Oh, so he totally stole the money
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Oh, so he totally stole the money
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Ignore those fabulous legs and look at my fur niece😍❤️😂
Isn’t she adorable…as usual?
Isn’t she adorable…as usual?
was supposed to be a 14 mile ride in 45 minutes. thanks to all who contributed to the rage that fueled me. be very glad I have the bicycle.
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Ignore those fabulous legs and look at my fur niece😍❤️😂
Isn’t she adorable…as usual?
Isn’t she adorable…as usual?