Ben 🥞
@benjimnn.bsky.social
Has a cat, too many books, a Switch, and a PS5 | 📚🏳️🌈👬🐱🎮 | pancake dilf | elderly Millennial | lapsed author | 🌲🏴 | almost always SFW
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Ben 🥞
@benjimnn.bsky.social
· Nov 10
I can totally see why ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Look at this queen
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Yeah, I do like bb* and dp†.
*breakfast burrito
†danish pastries
*breakfast burrito
†danish pastries
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Yeah, I do like bb* and dp†.
*breakfast burrito
†danish pastries
*breakfast burrito
†danish pastries
I didn’t see this because I have Pokémon muted but if I did I’d stand by it
PSA: @benjimnn.bsky.social has the word “Pokémon” muted so please cancel him and report him to the relevant authorities
a woman with blue hair is wearing a police uniform
ALT: a woman with blue hair is wearing a police uniform
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I didn’t see this because I have Pokémon muted but if I did I’d stand by it
My methodical ass coming from Dark Souls 2 to Dark Souls 3 and finding the enemies move like 300% faster
a dog is screaming and covering its ears with its paws while a person holds its head .
ALT: a dog is screaming and covering its ears with its paws while a person holds its head .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
My methodical ass coming from Dark Souls 2 to Dark Souls 3 and finding the enemies move like 300% faster
Banter with @liztruss.bsky.social, as one does
January 1, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Banter with @liztruss.bsky.social, as one does
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
December 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
Um this sounds like paradise?
December 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Um this sounds like paradise?
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"New year, new me," I giggle as my soul slips into another host body for the year
December 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"New year, new me," I giggle as my soul slips into another host body for the year
2025 was one of my best years, and going into it I had no inkling that it would be.
So I guess, you never know what’s around the bend.
So I guess, you never know what’s around the bend.
December 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
2025 was one of my best years, and going into it I had no inkling that it would be.
So I guess, you never know what’s around the bend.
So I guess, you never know what’s around the bend.
Might get fresh and show you guys my rigatoni 😏
I don’t think anyone has been mad at me on Bsky but on Mastodon I got yelled at by a mod for posting an uncensored photo of spaghetti
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Might get fresh and show you guys my rigatoni 😏
I don’t think anyone has been mad at me on Bsky but on Mastodon I got yelled at by a mod for posting an uncensored photo of spaghetti
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I don’t think anyone has been mad at me on Bsky but on Mastodon I got yelled at by a mod for posting an uncensored photo of spaghetti
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Make Animal Crossing great again.
December 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Make Animal Crossing great again.
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a spin-off taking place on Bluesky called Skeeted Rivalry
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 AM
a spin-off taking place on Bluesky called Skeeted Rivalry
Finally watched the Heated Rivalry finale, that show is magic, I hope everyone involved gets everything they want
December 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Finally watched the Heated Rivalry finale, that show is magic, I hope everyone involved gets everything they want
That’s a wrap on playthrough 1 of Dark Souls 2 (I’m leaving the DLCs for another time). Heck of a game 😮💨
December 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
That’s a wrap on playthrough 1 of Dark Souls 2 (I’m leaving the DLCs for another time). Heck of a game 😮💨
Marriage
Butter
Carl
I'm into it, I think.
Butter
Carl
I'm into it, I think.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Boyfriend
Sex
Marriage
Boyfriend
Sex
Marriage
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Friends
Wine
Homosex
Well, yes! 🤣
Friends
Wine
Homosex
Well, yes! 🤣
December 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Marriage
Butter
Carl
I'm into it, I think.
Butter
Carl
I'm into it, I think.
I can't wait for the biopic "Connor: The Connor Storrie Story"
December 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I can't wait for the biopic "Connor: The Connor Storrie Story"
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You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for
December 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for
Faeries Visions
🤝
Sugarplums
🤝
Sugarplums
Wtf is a sugarplum
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Faeries Visions
🤝
Sugarplums
🤝
Sugarplums
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Thank you to the ever generous @asymetricalhomo.bsky.social for this cute colorful lil RPG to cleanse my palate between Souls games 🎄💛
December 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Thank you to the ever generous @asymetricalhomo.bsky.social for this cute colorful lil RPG to cleanse my palate between Souls games 🎄💛
I didn’t notice Hudson’s tattoos in the 10 times I watched his 20 minute skincare routine video 🤔
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I didn’t notice Hudson’s tattoos in the 10 times I watched his 20 minute skincare routine video 🤔
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these photos will do to a generation what that one GQ photoshoot of Chris Evans did to my generation
December 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
these photos will do to a generation what that one GQ photoshoot of Chris Evans did to my generation
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you’d think there’d be a more efficient way to drink water but she demands this
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
you’d think there’d be a more efficient way to drink water but she demands this
100 hours into Dark Souls 2 and it feels as fresh as when I started. I see why it’s a classic.
December 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
100 hours into Dark Souls 2 and it feels as fresh as when I started. I see why it’s a classic.