Ben 🥞
@benjimnn.bsky.social
Has a cat, too many books, a Switch, and a PS5 | 📚🏳️🌈👬🐱🎮 | pancake dilf | elderly Millennial | lapsed author | 🌲🏴 | almost always SFW
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Ben 🥞
@benjimnn.bsky.social
· Nov 10
I can totally see why ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Look at this queen
What’s this game about? Wrong answers only
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 PM
What’s this game about? Wrong answers only
Fighting the Cat for the Blanket: A Winter Tale
January 24, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Fighting the Cat for the Blanket: A Winter Tale
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand.
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Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand.
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Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand.
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January 23, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand.
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Sorceress is a bird who lives in a skull castle and Skeletor is a skull who lives in a snake castle and the skull man covets the skull castle not for skull consistency but because the skull castle channels power into a sword that removes purple underwear and replaces it with fur underwear. Simple.
January 23, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Sorceress is a bird who lives in a skull castle and Skeletor is a skull who lives in a snake castle and the skull man covets the skull castle not for skull consistency but because the skull castle channels power into a sword that removes purple underwear and replaces it with fur underwear. Simple.
If you see this, share your Smash Bros main
January 22, 2026 at 9:22 PM
If you see this, share your Smash Bros main
Thank the lord that comic book movies have exited their grimdark era
January 22, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Thank the lord that comic book movies have exited their grimdark era
All due respect to Dolph but this looks like proper He-Man 😂
Masters of The Universe – Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 PM
All due respect to Dolph but this looks like proper He-Man 😂
Benjerkin
January 22, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Benjerkin
Can’t wait to watch this twunk wearing nothing and riding around on Battle-Cat
The highly-anticipated Masters of the Universe live-action film’s new teaser to ramp up interest in its full trailer is very, very good.
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE Teaser Gives First Glimpse of He-Man and Stirs Up Nostalgia
nerdist.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Can’t wait to watch this twunk wearing nothing and riding around on Battle-Cat
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Why go big when going home is an option?
January 21, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Why go big when going home is an option?
Social media Holden
specialists Caulfield
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“This stupid carousel!”
specialists Caulfield
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“This stupid carousel!”
January 21, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Social media Holden
specialists Caulfield
🤝
“This stupid carousel!”
specialists Caulfield
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“This stupid carousel!”
The Skircle / The Executive Summary
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
The Skircle / The Executive Summary
Starfleet Academy should’ve been called Starfleet Badonkadonkemy based on how much huge juicy ass the main twunk is sporting 😮💨
January 19, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Starfleet Academy should’ve been called Starfleet Badonkadonkemy based on how much huge juicy ass the main twunk is sporting 😮💨
“Sharing” size. Lmao fuck off these are mine
January 17, 2026 at 11:20 PM
“Sharing” size. Lmao fuck off these are mine
Most snackfood mascots are separate beings who share our craving for the product. Think the Trix rabbit or Toucan Sam or the Hamburglar. But the M&Ms mascots are sentient food items who are being eaten. In this essay I will
January 17, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Most snackfood mascots are separate beings who share our craving for the product. Think the Trix rabbit or Toucan Sam or the Hamburglar. But the M&Ms mascots are sentient food items who are being eaten. In this essay I will
You may have killed me 60 times, Mohg, Lord of Blood. But I only had to kill you once. #EldenRing
January 16, 2026 at 1:26 PM
You may have killed me 60 times, Mohg, Lord of Blood. But I only had to kill you once. #EldenRing
Designing a videogame boyfriend for a game you know you’ll be playing for hundreds of hours is a daunting task, but friends, I’m up to the challenge
January 15, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Designing a videogame boyfriend for a game you know you’ll be playing for hundreds of hours is a daunting task, but friends, I’m up to the challenge
What do they talk about all day? Wrong answers only.
January 15, 2026 at 4:09 PM
What do they talk about all day? Wrong answers only.
My brand has become “guy who is bullied by obnoxious seasonal Reddit icons.”
You may know me from such hits as “I can’t with this fucking elf.”
You may know me from such hits as “I can’t with this fucking elf.”
January 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
My brand has become “guy who is bullied by obnoxious seasonal Reddit icons.”
You may know me from such hits as “I can’t with this fucking elf.”
You may know me from such hits as “I can’t with this fucking elf.”