All clocks are decorative during the week between Christmas and New Year.
December 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
All clocks are decorative during the week between Christmas and New Year.
These are dangerous.
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
These are dangerous.
If the cat scene in The Muppet Christmas Carol still makes you laugh, you’re my kind of person.
December 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If the cat scene in The Muppet Christmas Carol still makes you laugh, you’re my kind of person.
I’m too old to jingle all the way. I’ll jingle until about 9pm.
December 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I’m too old to jingle all the way. I’ll jingle until about 9pm.
Beverly Crusher heard there will be three ghosts tonight, and now she’s excited and horny.
December 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Beverly Crusher heard there will be three ghosts tonight, and now she’s excited and horny.
The joy this picture brings me.
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The joy this picture brings me.
They should let should let Rachel Maddow get belligerently drunk on air whenever she has to report on a particularly stupid story.
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
They should let should let Rachel Maddow get belligerently drunk on air whenever she has to report on a particularly stupid story.
See a fox, post a fox
December 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
See a fox, post a fox
Nicki Minaj thinking she can have a music career built on MAGA fandom.
December 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Nicki Minaj thinking she can have a music career built on MAGA fandom.
The Enterprise-D appreciation post that you needed in your day.
December 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The Enterprise-D appreciation post that you needed in your day.
Happy winter solstice — the shortest day in the longest fucking year of our lives.
December 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Happy winter solstice — the shortest day in the longest fucking year of our lives.
I just remembered I have cake in the fridge.
December 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I just remembered I have cake in the fridge.
Oh, you’re absolutely going to the cottage. God damned right.
December 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Oh, you’re absolutely going to the cottage. God damned right.
Here's to ya', lads. 🖖🏻
December 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Here's to ya', lads. 🖖🏻
When did everything get so loud?
December 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
When did everything get so loud?
I love when my Apple Watch congratulates me for reaching an exercise goal when I stand up.
December 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I love when my Apple Watch congratulates me for reaching an exercise goal when I stand up.
Effective immediately, my diet is 50% chocolate and 50% cheese until January 1st.
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Effective immediately, my diet is 50% chocolate and 50% cheese until January 1st.
What I picture every time someone says “rizz.”
December 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
What I picture every time someone says “rizz.”
Do people who run marathons know they don't have to?
December 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Do people who run marathons know they don't have to?
Still mad that Kevin didn’t get a single bite of that mac and cheese.
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Still mad that Kevin didn’t get a single bite of that mac and cheese.
We live in a world where people need to be told this.
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
We live in a world where people need to be told this.
Be a bitch. You never know who’s having a good day they don’t deserve.
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Be a bitch. You never know who’s having a good day they don’t deserve.