It's definitely catchy.
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It's definitely catchy.
I was distracted by the Basquiat.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I was distracted by the Basquiat.
You conveniently left out the hot dog.
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You conveniently left out the hot dog.
You keep Costco’s good name out of your mouth!
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
You keep Costco’s good name out of your mouth!
[votes for the "Midwest Princess" pic to be your account photo this winter]
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
[votes for the "Midwest Princess" pic to be your account photo this winter]
Rick fucking Berman. 🙄
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Rick fucking Berman. 🙄
Don’t encourage him!
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Don’t encourage him!
Apple TV has a lot of great stuff.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Apple TV has a lot of great stuff.
I guess this means I should return the Rudolph leotard that I got you for Christmas?
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I guess this means I should return the Rudolph leotard that I got you for Christmas?
(smashes egg on floor)
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
(smashes egg on floor)
Late to the party on this skeet, but I saw it the other week, too!
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Late to the party on this skeet, but I saw it the other week, too!
It’s an assault on the senses.
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
It’s an assault on the senses.