Florida Chris
@chrislongview.bsky.social
Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.
she looks like alla your girls but blonder
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
she looks like alla your girls but blonder
what the shit is this
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
what the shit is this
was supposed to be a 14 mile ride in 45 minutes. thanks to all who contributed to the rage that fueled me. be very glad I have the bicycle.
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
was supposed to be a 14 mile ride in 45 minutes. thanks to all who contributed to the rage that fueled me. be very glad I have the bicycle.
the fuck you talking about?
this is the saint petersburg in florida, not the one in russia.
this is the saint petersburg in florida, not the one in russia.
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
the fuck you talking about?
this is the saint petersburg in florida, not the one in russia.
this is the saint petersburg in florida, not the one in russia.
mother did not disappoint
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
mother did not disappoint
the GA races bode well for this dude
November 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
the GA races bode well for this dude
I know it's not the most important thing in the world, but the new Mayor of Detroit is fucking gorgeous.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I know it's not the most important thing in the world, but the new Mayor of Detroit is fucking gorgeous.
Five minutes after the polls closed, Decision Desk has called the New York Mayor's race in favor of Democrat Zohran Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Five minutes after the polls closed, Decision Desk has called the New York Mayor's race in favor of Democrat Zohran Mamdani.
Decision Desk has called the New Jersey Governor's race.
Congratulations to Governor-elect Mikie Sherrill.
Democrats continuing to steamroll.
Congratulations to Governor-elect Mikie Sherrill.
Democrats continuing to steamroll.
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Decision Desk has called the New Jersey Governor's race.
Congratulations to Governor-elect Mikie Sherrill.
Democrats continuing to steamroll.
Congratulations to Governor-elect Mikie Sherrill.
Democrats continuing to steamroll.
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
Congratulations to Governor-elect Abigail Spanberger.
Congratulations to Governor-elect Abigail Spanberger.
November 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
Congratulations to Governor-elect Abigail Spanberger.
Congratulations to Governor-elect Abigail Spanberger.
fucking asshole blocked me
November 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
fucking asshole blocked me
if you're in your 30s, you are not a dad or a daddy, youre just a middle aged man who likes fucking 20 year old twinks.
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
if you're in your 30s, you are not a dad or a daddy, youre just a middle aged man who likes fucking 20 year old twinks.
if I were a Virginian, id choose a governor who understands conditioner.
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
if I were a Virginian, id choose a governor who understands conditioner.
got bored and made this this morning
November 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
got bored and made this this morning
