Florida Chris
@chrislongview.bsky.social
Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.
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Time to introduce myself to Bluesky. I'm chris. The more important one behind me is Shelby. I'm a PhD student in higher education policy, tw*tter refugee, & recovering alcoholic & fundraiser. I talk about politics, gay shit, education, addiction, Florida, and my life.
Welcome. Nice to meet you.
Welcome. Nice to meet you.
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@neguse.house.gov: "I think it is outrageous for these Republican senators to effectively guarantee themselves million-dollar paydays, a provision in this bill that very clearly applies to them. ... This is insanity to allow this provision to go forward"
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
@neguse.house.gov: "I think it is outrageous for these Republican senators to effectively guarantee themselves million-dollar paydays, a provision in this bill that very clearly applies to them. ... This is insanity to allow this provision to go forward"
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Hey, remember when Mike Johnson lied about Donald Trump being an FBI informant focused on bringing down Jeffrey Epstein? Did we ever get any resolution on that? Seems important, given these new emails implicating Trump in Epstein's abuse.
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Hey, remember when Mike Johnson lied about Donald Trump being an FBI informant focused on bringing down Jeffrey Epstein? Did we ever get any resolution on that? Seems important, given these new emails implicating Trump in Epstein's abuse.
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the republican party is engaged in a cover up to keep the american people from learning whether president trump is president pedo
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
the republican party is engaged in a cover up to keep the american people from learning whether president trump is president pedo
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It’s not hard to figure out… people can’t afford a 20 dollar salad
Why Americans are giving up on Sweetgreen
Why Americans are giving up on Sweetgreen
The fast-casual chain Sweetgreen's struggles are worsening.
cnb.cx
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It’s not hard to figure out… people can’t afford a 20 dollar salad
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Man this is shocking. No I've never heard of dennis hastert or strom thurmond, why do you ask?
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Man this is shocking. No I've never heard of dennis hastert or strom thurmond, why do you ask?
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I may get a broken neck from whipsawing between praise and condemnation for the Democrats but kudos to Robert Garcia and whoever else was behind the strategy behind making the return of the House all about Epstein and not ending the government shutdown
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I may get a broken neck from whipsawing between praise and condemnation for the Democrats but kudos to Robert Garcia and whoever else was behind the strategy behind making the return of the House all about Epstein and not ending the government shutdown
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in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
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sad for the US but also excited for her
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
sad for the US but also excited for her
in my defense, the Harris Teeter was like 2 miles up a hill from my apartment
the apps about to get a whole lot messier. I didn't have a car my first semester of grad school at vandy and I dated a boy just so he would take me to the grocery store. all our dates involved me cooking and needing "ingredients." twinks about to start using grindr like uber.
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
in my defense, the Harris Teeter was like 2 miles up a hill from my apartment
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mr president sir, antifa is saying you were never powerful or rich enough to be on the epstein list, "trump never had the juice" is what theyre saying about you sir
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
mr president sir, antifa is saying you were never powerful or rich enough to be on the epstein list, "trump never had the juice" is what theyre saying about you sir
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i just want to stress that this isnt about trump anymore, its about the entire republican party and maga movement covering for a child sex trafficking ring
the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
i just want to stress that this isnt about trump anymore, its about the entire republican party and maga movement covering for a child sex trafficking ring
Robert Garcia and the House Oversight Democrats been cleaning up.
The late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein alleged that Donald Trump knew about the girls he was trafficking, according to new emails from Epstein’s estate released by Democrats on the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Wednesday morning.
Jeffrey Epstein, in newly released email, says Trump ‘knew about the girls’
The convicted sex offender’s correspondence was released along with other documents by House Oversight Dems.
www.politico.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Robert Garcia and the House Oversight Democrats been cleaning up.
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I think it’s bad that the president is a likely child rapist.
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I think it’s bad that the president is a likely child rapist.
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The bottom line is these dudes are losers and the only way they can get women is by force. Now the Nerd Patrol is in charge and they’re going to do what they can to force women to be with them who otherwise wouldn’t be with them.
ALSO TODAY: @mariabustillos.com on Scott Galloway's take on the Masculinity Crisis and his prescription for “aspirational masculinity” which "boils down to subjugating women, only a little bit less and a little more politely than his alt-right brethren would." flaminghydra.com/alone-in-the...
Alone in the Manosphere
The New Yorker’s Jessica Winter this week dissected Scott Galloway’s new book on masculinity, Notes on Being a Man, with an expert scalpel. According to Winter, Galloway tacitly agrees with right-wing...
flaminghydra.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The bottom line is these dudes are losers and the only way they can get women is by force. Now the Nerd Patrol is in charge and they’re going to do what they can to force women to be with them who otherwise wouldn’t be with them.
I would hate them slightly less if they told more believable lies. This is insulting.
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I would hate them slightly less if they told more believable lies. This is insulting.
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Reminder that Mike Johnson named a law school he was dean of after child sex predator Paul Pressler, got his job because of Matt Gaetz and is now committed to protecting Donald Trump. This is not his first time at this rodeo. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Reminder that Mike Johnson named a law school he was dean of after child sex predator Paul Pressler, got his job because of Matt Gaetz and is now committed to protecting Donald Trump. This is not his first time at this rodeo. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
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Joyce Carol Oates from the top rope 😆
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Joyce Carol Oates from the top rope 😆
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November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
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Diversity is the Democratic Party’s strength.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Diversity is the Democratic Party’s strength.
they were inciting an insurrection against the government they are a part of at that time.
Andy Biggs defends provision in funding bill that would allow Republican senators to sue their own government: "It's highly unusual but then so is the fact that the FBI was surveilling these members of the Senate and Congress. And don't forget, you had members of the House that were also pursued."
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
they were inciting an insurrection against the government they are a part of at that time.
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Isn’t that why we all loved JFK Jr. back in the 90s? I remember a Seinfeld episode about this…
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Isn’t that why we all loved JFK Jr. back in the 90s? I remember a Seinfeld episode about this…
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Curious. Do average people have that same option? I don't think they do, but I'm not expert.
And yes, this provision is shit, regardless. It comes from the mass crying from some R Senators over Jack Smith getting their call logs, not even their records.
And yes, this provision is shit, regardless. It comes from the mass crying from some R Senators over Jack Smith getting their call logs, not even their records.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Curious. Do average people have that same option? I don't think they do, but I'm not expert.
And yes, this provision is shit, regardless. It comes from the mass crying from some R Senators over Jack Smith getting their call logs, not even their records.
And yes, this provision is shit, regardless. It comes from the mass crying from some R Senators over Jack Smith getting their call logs, not even their records.