Canadian Bacon
@tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo.
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We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.
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you don’t have to be funny if you’re throwing cheese at your audience
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don’t have to be funny if you’re throwing cheese at your audience
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nearly everything i do is against my will these days
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
nearly everything i do is against my will these days
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I think it should be against the law to get out of bed when you don’t want to.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I think it should be against the law to get out of bed when you don’t want to.
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Protecting my carnal treasure (body heat).
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Protecting my carnal treasure (body heat).
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I just wanna be rich enough to build a house with a quicksand moat around it
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I just wanna be rich enough to build a house with a quicksand moat around it
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Caffeinated Lip Balm
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Caffeinated Lip Balm
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which part is the flip and which part is the flop?
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
which part is the flip and which part is the flop?
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At the risk of sounding like your dad: spend the extra money and buy the good snow brush for your car
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
At the risk of sounding like your dad: spend the extra money and buy the good snow brush for your car
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
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I've run out of time to do anything the right way.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I've run out of time to do anything the right way.
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this is my raven go quoth your own
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
this is my raven go quoth your own
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Every dream feels like a hostage video from my subconscious.
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Every dream feels like a hostage video from my subconscious.
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Murder, she suggested
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Murder, she suggested
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the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
It snowed today, so don’t expect anything from me until it’s gone.
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It snowed today, so don’t expect anything from me until it’s gone.
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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here, rubbing Aspercreme on my aching knees
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here, rubbing Aspercreme on my aching knees
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Everybody is so desperate for that interstellar comet to be an alien ship, what if it's just cake?
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Everybody is so desperate for that interstellar comet to be an alien ship, what if it's just cake?
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the real crime is the price of sandwiches these days
November 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the real crime is the price of sandwiches these days
Cover me in cheese sauce like I’m a little broccoli floret.
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Cover me in cheese sauce like I’m a little broccoli floret.
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I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
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chickens: i used to be a t-rex.
i’ll fuck you up
i’ll fuck you up
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
chickens: i used to be a t-rex.
i’ll fuck you up
i’ll fuck you up
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A weighted blanket, but it’s just someone dropping a grand piano on me.
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A weighted blanket, but it’s just someone dropping a grand piano on me.
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an extinction level event would fix all of you
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
an extinction level event would fix all of you
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it's been shown that 83% of social media users are as gullible as fuck
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
it's been shown that 83% of social media users are as gullible as fuck
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I had to use my brain muscles today. I didn't like it
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I had to use my brain muscles today. I didn't like it