Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩
@beardium.bsky.social
Fuck MAGA
Him/Beard
My YouTubes
https://youtube.com/@josephlongwellbeardedturner?si=Nr42Z7DJC_7UGAlZ
https://youtube.com/@longwellcraftworks?si=YVixuSxhEnXB4Dxl
My online store: www.longwellcraftworks.com
Him/Beard
My YouTubes
https://youtube.com/@josephlongwellbeardedturner?si=Nr42Z7DJC_7UGAlZ
https://youtube.com/@longwellcraftworks?si=YVixuSxhEnXB4Dxl
My online store: www.longwellcraftworks.com
Pinned
Pushing on a pull door is how my shame spiral started this morning
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Narcissists use intimacy for control not for connection.
January 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Narcissists use intimacy for control not for connection.
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Vance has essentially blamed democrats for Renee Goods death saying they are rallying the mob against law enforcement and has threaten to get more like the Gestapo.
January 9, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Vance has essentially blamed democrats for Renee Goods death saying they are rallying the mob against law enforcement and has threaten to get more like the Gestapo.
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Mods are asleep. Let's do a revolution.
January 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Mods are asleep. Let's do a revolution.
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Girl dinner, she whispered as she devoured all the billionaires in the world
February 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Girl dinner, she whispered as she devoured all the billionaires in the world
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Dont
Stop
Talking
About
The
Epstein
Files
Because
Many
Of
You
Already
Have.
That’s
What
He
Wants.
Stop
Talking
About
The
Epstein
Files
Because
Many
Of
You
Already
Have.
That’s
What
He
Wants.
January 7, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Dont
Stop
Talking
About
The
Epstein
Files
Because
Many
Of
You
Already
Have.
That’s
What
He
Wants.
Stop
Talking
About
The
Epstein
Files
Because
Many
Of
You
Already
Have.
That’s
What
He
Wants.
Becoming an ethical dilemma
January 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Becoming an ethical dilemma
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Leaving problems at the door and becoming a recluse.
January 8, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Leaving problems at the door and becoming a recluse.
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Every single business, university, person, and news agency that has capitulated to Trump, a convicted felon, fraud, rapist, liar, and child molester is guilty.
January 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Every single business, university, person, and news agency that has capitulated to Trump, a convicted felon, fraud, rapist, liar, and child molester is guilty.
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I need the American, Israeli and Russian governments to implode and be resurrected by decent, ethical, peaceful humanitarians.
January 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I need the American, Israeli and Russian governments to implode and be resurrected by decent, ethical, peaceful humanitarians.
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A lot of the current ICE terrorists are former IOF terrorists.
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
A lot of the current ICE terrorists are former IOF terrorists.
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I’d like to be able to just make jokes on this platform, but have you seen the state of this fucking country? almost seems profane
January 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I’d like to be able to just make jokes on this platform, but have you seen the state of this fucking country? almost seems profane
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ICE killed a Black man, Keith Porter, 7 days before Renee Good, and I hadn't heard about it until today. His vigils went unnoticed. His life came and gone and America forgot to blink.
Two Americas.
Two Americas.
January 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
ICE killed a Black man, Keith Porter, 7 days before Renee Good, and I hadn't heard about it until today. His vigils went unnoticed. His life came and gone and America forgot to blink.
Two Americas.
Two Americas.
Whenever I meet a cat, I say, "Mice to meet you."
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Whenever I meet a cat, I say, "Mice to meet you."
I want a documentary about how Netflix cranks out one hundred documentary a week
January 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I want a documentary about how Netflix cranks out one hundred documentary a week
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These are two Nazis who know they are well and truly fucked.
January 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
These are two Nazis who know they are well and truly fucked.
Just because we're not killing each other in droves doesn't mean that we're not in a civil war.
We're at war with poisonous ideology, lethal political agendas, and the dissolving of basic human decency. We're art war with hatred and bigotry. We're at war with the dark, evil part of humanity.
We're at war with poisonous ideology, lethal political agendas, and the dissolving of basic human decency. We're art war with hatred and bigotry. We're at war with the dark, evil part of humanity.
January 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Just because we're not killing each other in droves doesn't mean that we're not in a civil war.
We're at war with poisonous ideology, lethal political agendas, and the dissolving of basic human decency. We're art war with hatred and bigotry. We're at war with the dark, evil part of humanity.
We're at war with poisonous ideology, lethal political agendas, and the dissolving of basic human decency. We're art war with hatred and bigotry. We're at war with the dark, evil part of humanity.
Trying to watch His Dark Materials. It's kinda dumb so far
January 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Trying to watch His Dark Materials. It's kinda dumb so far
Ugh, James McAvoy is in this
January 9, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Ugh, James McAvoy is in this
If aliens have been visiting us for thousands of years, why have I never stepped in a pile of alien shit?
January 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
If aliens have been visiting us for thousands of years, why have I never stepped in a pile of alien shit?
You just know that when a show or movie starts with a text exposition dump, it's gonna be crap.
January 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
You just know that when a show or movie starts with a text exposition dump, it's gonna be crap.
Stop posting pictures of Kyle Shittenhouse, jfc
January 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Stop posting pictures of Kyle Shittenhouse, jfc
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Happy birthday, Elvis. In honor of the King, I will eat a hamburger while sitting on the toilet today.
January 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Happy birthday, Elvis. In honor of the King, I will eat a hamburger while sitting on the toilet today.
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