Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩
@beardium.bsky.social
Fuck MAGA
Him/Beard
My YouTubes
https://youtube.com/@josephlongwellbeardedturner?si=Nr42Z7DJC_7UGAlZ
https://youtube.com/@longwellcraftworks?si=YVixuSxhEnXB4Dxl
My online store: www.longwellcraftworks.com
Him/Beard
My YouTubes
https://youtube.com/@josephlongwellbeardedturner?si=Nr42Z7DJC_7UGAlZ
https://youtube.com/@longwellcraftworks?si=YVixuSxhEnXB4Dxl
My online store: www.longwellcraftworks.com
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Pushing on a pull door is how my shame spiral started this morning
I'm glad Orange Hitler wasn't president when I was going through puberty. My face was so oily that our military would have invaded it.
January 5, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I'm glad Orange Hitler wasn't president when I was going through puberty. My face was so oily that our military would have invaded it.
Inventing a time machine just to create paradoxes
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Inventing a time machine just to create paradoxes
Starting to mistrust my beard
January 5, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Starting to mistrust my beard
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The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.
Becoming a person of interest
January 5, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Becoming a person of interest
Make friends? With who? People? C'mon.
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Make friends? With who? People? C'mon.
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Welcoming friends inside the house asking them what are we celebrating today? Just like Olive garden.
January 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Welcoming friends inside the house asking them what are we celebrating today? Just like Olive garden.
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If I was invited to be on You Can’t Do That on Television, I would tell no one but there would be slimes
January 5, 2026 at 4:08 AM
If I was invited to be on You Can’t Do That on Television, I would tell no one but there would be slimes
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Mumbling dumbass under my breath as I walk past another dumbass.
January 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Mumbling dumbass under my breath as I walk past another dumbass.
Can the horrors stop persisting now?
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Can the horrors stop persisting now?
I'm tired of persisting
January 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I'm tired of persisting
I hate this emoji👍
January 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I hate this emoji👍
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Perhaps some day ppl will realize that when the U.S. bombs Palestinians, bombs Venezuelans, bombs Somali, that those bombs will one day drop on them, too.
There is no "they deserved it" or "it's a third-world shithole." There are just powerful people bombing poor people.
There is no "they deserved it" or "it's a third-world shithole." There are just powerful people bombing poor people.
January 4, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Perhaps some day ppl will realize that when the U.S. bombs Palestinians, bombs Venezuelans, bombs Somali, that those bombs will one day drop on them, too.
There is no "they deserved it" or "it's a third-world shithole." There are just powerful people bombing poor people.
There is no "they deserved it" or "it's a third-world shithole." There are just powerful people bombing poor people.
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decided to take the form of a grasshopper and stop pretending I have this life thing sorted out
August 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
decided to take the form of a grasshopper and stop pretending I have this life thing sorted out
Stoning a Minion to death
January 4, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Stoning a Minion to death
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You’re in his DMs. I’m scribbling his name in crayon on a white padded wall.
December 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
You’re in his DMs. I’m scribbling his name in crayon on a white padded wall.
I feel like one of the saddest realizations from all of this is that it seems all too easy to convince someone that good people are evil. Once that is accomplished, it seems even easier to convince them to then do evil to good people.
January 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I feel like one of the saddest realizations from all of this is that it seems all too easy to convince someone that good people are evil. Once that is accomplished, it seems even easier to convince them to then do evil to good people.
You can be obsessed with me. I just don't want to know about it.
January 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
You can be obsessed with me. I just don't want to know about it.
Feeling very macabre rn
January 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Feeling very macabre rn
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bro, you're reading a book. What a lib.
January 3, 2026 at 12:37 PM
bro, you're reading a book. What a lib.
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Everyone should troll Stephen Miller asking how he feels about Elon knocking up his wife.
January 3, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Everyone should troll Stephen Miller asking how he feels about Elon knocking up his wife.
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roll the dice sometimes
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
roll the dice sometimes
Being extra adorable rn
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Being extra adorable rn
Sending you my tweets from 2020 via fax
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Sending you my tweets from 2020 via fax