Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩
@beardium.bsky.social
American by chance, not by choice.
My YouTubes
https://youtube.com/@josephlongwellbeardedturner?si=Nr42Z7DJC_7UGAlZ
https://youtube.com/@longwellcraftworks?si=YVixuSxhEnXB4Dxl
My online store: www.longwellcraftworks.com
My YouTubes
https://youtube.com/@josephlongwellbeardedturner?si=Nr42Z7DJC_7UGAlZ
https://youtube.com/@longwellcraftworks?si=YVixuSxhEnXB4Dxl
My online store: www.longwellcraftworks.com
Pinned
Pushing on a pull door is how my shame spiral started this morning
Her: "I was just so angry. I was screaming out loud."
Me: "How else are you supposed to do it?"
Me: "How else are you supposed to do it?"
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Her: "I was just so angry. I was screaming out loud."
Me: "How else are you supposed to do it?"
Me: "How else are you supposed to do it?"
Becoming more powerful than you could ever imagine all thanks to kale and core work
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Becoming more powerful than you could ever imagine all thanks to kale and core work
I'll be the game. You be the player.
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I'll be the game. You be the player.
"Mind if I shit here?" I say while already shitting because of empty bus seat social convention conditioning etiquette
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"Mind if I shit here?" I say while already shitting because of empty bus seat social convention conditioning etiquette
I have that Matt Damon disease where I can't stop buying zoos. Please donate if you can. My family is now destitute.
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I have that Matt Damon disease where I can't stop buying zoos. Please donate if you can. My family is now destitute.
I read your post, and I am highly doubtful that the aforementioned events you described happened.
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I read your post, and I am highly doubtful that the aforementioned events you described happened.
Why would I want to be less insane?
My neighbor's garden gnome:
My neighbor's garden gnome:
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Why would I want to be less insane?
My neighbor's garden gnome:
My neighbor's garden gnome:
Reposted by Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩
Nondescript entities are dragging you in ethereal chat, bro
December 7, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Nondescript entities are dragging you in ethereal chat, bro
Reposted by Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩
and it seems to me that you lived your life like a plastic walmart bag in the wind
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
and it seems to me that you lived your life like a plastic walmart bag in the wind
We're on the same page. Different paragraph, though.
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
We're on the same page. Different paragraph, though.
Identifying as a pretty chill dude today
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Identifying as a pretty chill dude today
Every man poops. But not every man lives.
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Every man poops. But not every man lives.
We're gonna frolic in a meadow later if you wanna pull up
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
We're gonna frolic in a meadow later if you wanna pull up
Unraveling in real time.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Unraveling in real time.
Reposted by Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩
We go together like bathtubs and toasters
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
We go together like bathtubs and toasters
I can't imagine three more years of this insanity
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I can't imagine three more years of this insanity
Reposted by Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩
need a shorty who open can of beans w her teeth
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
need a shorty who open can of beans w her teeth
Reposted by Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩
hey gurl can i use some of yr hot glu to erect my tower
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
hey gurl can i use some of yr hot glu to erect my tower
Reposted by Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩
crafts in the streets arts in the sheets u kno
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
crafts in the streets arts in the sheets u kno
Reposted by Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩
It’s Friday, I’m in loathe
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It’s Friday, I’m in loathe
Reposted by Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩
calling teh suicide hotline to do the korn scat
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
calling teh suicide hotline to do the korn scat
Reposted by Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩
In an ideal world, the Antichrist and the President of the United States would be two different people
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
In an ideal world, the Antichrist and the President of the United States would be two different people
Reposted by Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩
Real book people. I start studying tomorrow.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Real book people. I start studying tomorrow.