Seriously, though 😐
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Seriously, though 😐
You never know what you might find in the kitchen at work…
(I’m too scared to check out what the frozen substance in the rubber glove is 😂)
(I’m too scared to check out what the frozen substance in the rubber glove is 😂)
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You never know what you might find in the kitchen at work…
(I’m too scared to check out what the frozen substance in the rubber glove is 😂)
(I’m too scared to check out what the frozen substance in the rubber glove is 😂)
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Woke up and chose passive-aggressive. Maybe I can explain that to you when you find the time
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Woke up and chose passive-aggressive. Maybe I can explain that to you when you find the time
The new iPhone update deleted all my calendar entries, so that’s fun.
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The new iPhone update deleted all my calendar entries, so that’s fun.
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What the hell, dropping a Dad Joke two days in a row 😎
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
What the hell, dropping a Dad Joke two days in a row 😎
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Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a porcupine - a strange little creature whose whole body can be a weapon if unwanted folks get too close.
Today you will feel like a porcupine - a strange little creature whose whole body can be a weapon if unwanted folks get too close.
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a porcupine - a strange little creature whose whole body can be a weapon if unwanted folks get too close.
Today you will feel like a porcupine - a strange little creature whose whole body can be a weapon if unwanted folks get too close.
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One of the lesser diagnosed symptoms of long covid appears to be stop sign blindness.
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
One of the lesser diagnosed symptoms of long covid appears to be stop sign blindness.
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The constant struggle to remember if the current thing is one of those things I swore I'd never do again.
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The constant struggle to remember if the current thing is one of those things I swore I'd never do again.
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melancholy and the infinite madness
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
melancholy and the infinite madness
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things are so much cooler in theory
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 AM
things are so much cooler in theory
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like you want to see anymore of my trip stuff, but my old ass climbed up that
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
like you want to see anymore of my trip stuff, but my old ass climbed up that
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truly, nobody hurts my feelings like me
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
truly, nobody hurts my feelings like me
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Working a 7am shift on a Sunday is lame, but coming to work to this on the door is pretty great 😂😂😂
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Working a 7am shift on a Sunday is lame, but coming to work to this on the door is pretty great 😂😂😂
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a satisfying life > a successful life
…because success is determined by others whereas satisfaction comes from within
…because success is determined by others whereas satisfaction comes from within
October 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
a satisfying life > a successful life
…because success is determined by others whereas satisfaction comes from within
…because success is determined by others whereas satisfaction comes from within
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Why do we say ”I'm freezing my ass off or "I'm sweating my ass off?"
Don't we want to keep our asses? I mean, asses are great, and for some ppl, their best asset!
Don't we want to keep our asses? I mean, asses are great, and for some ppl, their best asset!
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Why do we say ”I'm freezing my ass off or "I'm sweating my ass off?"
Don't we want to keep our asses? I mean, asses are great, and for some ppl, their best asset!
Don't we want to keep our asses? I mean, asses are great, and for some ppl, their best asset!
Sitting by the fire with my children and my animals, eating pizza and listening to the rain outside. I’m grateful 💓
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Sitting by the fire with my children and my animals, eating pizza and listening to the rain outside. I’m grateful 💓
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Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries
What I meant to do with my day: Cleaning out the playroom, which is super long overdue.
What I’ve actually done: Knitting and lying about.
What I’ve actually done: Knitting and lying about.
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
What I meant to do with my day: Cleaning out the playroom, which is super long overdue.
What I’ve actually done: Knitting and lying about.
What I’ve actually done: Knitting and lying about.
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Help Hasan and his family if you can 🤍💌 Donate or share 🙏
I never imagined I would reach this level of pressure…
We’re only £100 short to complete this month’s rent.
Please help me secure the roof under which my children can sleep safely…
So their tomorrow can be a little less frightening, and a little more peaceful. 💔
We’re only £100 short to complete this month’s rent.
Please help me secure the roof under which my children can sleep safely…
So their tomorrow can be a little less frightening, and a little more peaceful. 💔
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Help Hasan and his family if you can 🤍💌 Donate or share 🙏
I should totally buy a painting for $800 even though I have no money, right?
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I should totally buy a painting for $800 even though I have no money, right?
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Tent Campers
10”x10” Oil on cradled wood panel
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Available
10”x10” Oil on cradled wood panel
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Available
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Tent Campers
10”x10” Oil on cradled wood panel
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Available
10”x10” Oil on cradled wood panel
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Available
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‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’
—Alice Wong
—Alice Wong
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’
—Alice Wong
—Alice Wong
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Why imagine dragons when you can imagine beautiful women
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Why imagine dragons when you can imagine beautiful women
Stupid Travelers commercial, making me cry.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Stupid Travelers commercial, making me cry.