Jim
@jimstewart.bsky.social
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text. Be afraid. I am.
Do you even have to speculate? Of course it will be a butthole.
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo
Do you even have to speculate? Of course it will be a butthole.
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo
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Me: get off the xbox, you've been playing all day
Son: how come you get to play video games all day?
Me: bc im the adult
Son: how come you get to play video games all day?
Me: bc im the adult
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Me: get off the xbox, you've been playing all day
Son: how come you get to play video games all day?
Me: bc im the adult
Son: how come you get to play video games all day?
Me: bc im the adult
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this joke is so dad it said my mowing pattern was all wrong
The best part of the Arbor Day parties is when everyone leaves
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
this joke is so dad it said my mowing pattern was all wrong
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i’d be really good as a prime minister if it wasn't for the authoritarian aggression and spineless gallantry
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i’d be really good as a prime minister if it wasn't for the authoritarian aggression and spineless gallantry
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"Stop talking on the stupid Internet. It's a waste of time." —Ray Bradbury
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"Stop talking on the stupid Internet. It's a waste of time." —Ray Bradbury
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Babe what’s our Shop Verification Code
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Babe what’s our Shop Verification Code
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Look, I will acknowledge that I’m a ridiculous person, but then again, so are you. We are who we are.
I am sincerely trying my best. Like with everything I have. If that disappoints you, there’s a bottomless pit you can take a massive plunging leap into.
You get what you get, and you’ll like it.
I am sincerely trying my best. Like with everything I have. If that disappoints you, there’s a bottomless pit you can take a massive plunging leap into.
You get what you get, and you’ll like it.
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Look, I will acknowledge that I’m a ridiculous person, but then again, so are you. We are who we are.
I am sincerely trying my best. Like with everything I have. If that disappoints you, there’s a bottomless pit you can take a massive plunging leap into.
You get what you get, and you’ll like it.
I am sincerely trying my best. Like with everything I have. If that disappoints you, there’s a bottomless pit you can take a massive plunging leap into.
You get what you get, and you’ll like it.
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the world ain’t been the same ever since they took the lil crisper disc out of those Celeste pizzas
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the world ain’t been the same ever since they took the lil crisper disc out of those Celeste pizzas
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Made it to the gas station.. wtf
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Made it to the gas station.. wtf
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hubs is teasing that he might make a bsky account so he’s tossing around name ideas and chat, he’s landed on “fish”
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
hubs is teasing that he might make a bsky account so he’s tossing around name ideas and chat, he’s landed on “fish”
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November chill in the park today
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
November chill in the park today
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It was all for you anyway I had another date before this 🏆👑 Congratulations @lizzlepants.bsky.social from @ashhull.bsky.social
revenge is a dish best served after I’ve licked everything on the plate
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It was all for you anyway I had another date before this 🏆👑 Congratulations @lizzlepants.bsky.social from @ashhull.bsky.social
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Healing can begin.
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Healing can begin.
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You guys…..my cat is finally old enough to appreciate catnip. Welcome to the life of a stoner, kid, you’re gonna love it.
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You guys…..my cat is finally old enough to appreciate catnip. Welcome to the life of a stoner, kid, you’re gonna love it.
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Y'all gon' make me go all out
Ya’ll gon’ make me lose my mind.
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Y'all gon' make me go all out
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You're at N'
I need you at Sync
I need you at Sync
You’re at Captain.
I need you at Tennille.
I need you at Tennille.
You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You're at N'
I need you at Sync
I need you at Sync
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Folks, I bit him. I told you I bite, but did you listen? No you did not. 💅
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Folks, I bit him. I told you I bite, but did you listen? No you did not. 💅
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That feeling when the whole timeline is mad at you. 😚
a woman wearing a tan jacket and blue jeans is walking down a sidewalk in a park
Alt: a woman wearing a tan jacket and blue jeans is walking down a sidewalk in a park
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
That feeling when the whole timeline is mad at you. 😚
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Ya’ll gon’ make me lose my mind.
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Ya’ll gon’ make me lose my mind.
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Just took a break, wondering if it’s too soon to take lunch already
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Just took a break, wondering if it’s too soon to take lunch already
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Guess neither of us is ever getting an rs again. But here’s that pity like again.
When transactional humans collide on b-sky. 😂
When transactional humans collide on b-sky. 😂
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Guess neither of us is ever getting an rs again. But here’s that pity like again.
When transactional humans collide on b-sky. 😂
When transactional humans collide on b-sky. 😂
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Today’s band name:
Hot for Veterans
Hot for Veterans
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Today’s band name:
Hot for Veterans
Hot for Veterans
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Me, as a therapist: How does your mom feel about that?
Me, as a therapist: Have you thought about seeing another therapist?
Me, as a therapist: Clearly, you don't put enough cheese on your nachos.
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Me, as a therapist: How does your mom feel about that?
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It says Salted Caramel.. but it should say aluminum coconut.. OMG no.! not a natural flavor
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It says Salted Caramel.. but it should say aluminum coconut.. OMG no.! not a natural flavor