VWonders
@vwonders.bsky.social
I’m too tired to write a description. Maybe later. Peace, love, and sleeep…🥱😴😴
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
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I wish your posts were scratch-n-stiff.
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I wish your posts were scratch-n-stiff.
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MiL passed about 90 minutes ago. She’s still here in the house.
Yet I continue to drink and shitpost because I am fully committed to the cause.
Yet I continue to drink and shitpost because I am fully committed to the cause.
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
MiL passed about 90 minutes ago. She’s still here in the house.
Yet I continue to drink and shitpost because I am fully committed to the cause.
Yet I continue to drink and shitpost because I am fully committed to the cause.
Today’s band name:
Lorax Jamboree
Lorax Jamboree
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Today’s band name:
Lorax Jamboree
Lorax Jamboree
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i get separation anxiety whenever i’m away from my bed for too long
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i get separation anxiety whenever i’m away from my bed for too long
Time to invest in Acme…
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Time to invest in Acme…
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Clean them ear pods out too
This is your reminder to disinfect your phone
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Clean them ear pods out too
Today’s band name:
The Most Adorable Villains
The Most Adorable Villains
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Today’s band name:
The Most Adorable Villains
The Most Adorable Villains
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(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
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im sorry you had to see me kung fu fighting
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
im sorry you had to see me kung fu fighting
You're at Pinky.
I need you at The Brain.
I need you at The Brain.
You're at Louise.
I need you at Thelma.
I need you at Thelma.
You’re at Starsky.
I need you at Hutch.
I need you at Hutch.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
You're at Pinky.
I need you at The Brain.
I need you at The Brain.
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Brb…have to get the box for tonight’s dinner out of the recycle bin because I forgot some of the heating instructions.
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Brb…have to get the box for tonight’s dinner out of the recycle bin because I forgot some of the heating instructions.
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November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Today’s band name:
The Furriest Birds
The Furriest Birds
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Today’s band name:
The Furriest Birds
The Furriest Birds
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Doctor suggested I eat better, exercise more, and drink less.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
November 20, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Doctor suggested I eat better, exercise more, and drink less.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
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It’s giving raining toads
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It’s giving raining toads
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the existence of a you implies the potential for joyous a me
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the existence of a you implies the potential for joyous a me
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The birds are noisy this morning
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The birds are noisy this morning
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There’s a website where you can wager on who Trump will or won’t pardon.
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
There’s a website where you can wager on who Trump will or won’t pardon.
Me, as a therapist: How does your mom feel about that?
Me, as a therapist: Have you thought about seeing another therapist?
Me, as a therapist: Clearly, you don't put enough cheese on your nachos.
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Me, as a therapist: How does your mom feel about that?
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i would like to go big and go home
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i would like to go big and go home
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fake internet points don’t matter, just post for yourself 🫶
November 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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