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Baked Potato
@marquells.bsky.social
Blue. Former Army. Hater of AI slop.

A scientist. Mostly hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon. Pronounces it "read." Esse Quam Videri
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consolar a los perturbados y perturbar a los cómodos

réconforter les perturbés et déranger les confortables

trösten die Gestörten und stören die Bequemen

troost de verstoorden en verstoor de comfortabele

לנחם את המופרעים ולהפריע לנוחים

втішити стурбованих і потурбувати комфортних
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He got out of bed and had something to eat. Then Toad crossed out: Eat Breakfast.
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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Maybe you could try something different this year like being a decent human being
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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The administration hasn’t been transparent about its decision-making, but it has been crystal clear about its desire to cut SNAP.

All this is all being done to solve a problem that doesn’t exist. Americans overall have unhealthy diets; SNAP participants’ diets aren’t significantly worse.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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if we don't make 6 7 uncool asap next NYE is gonna be intolerable
January 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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I just wanna be gross with you 🎶
January 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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What the KENNEDY Center used to be…

Remember that time Aretha Franklin performed at the 2015 Kennedy Center Honors, paying tribute to Carole King, who co-wrote “You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman,” and it brought a tear to Obama’s eye and everyone to their feet? And Carole King’s reaction. Wow.
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Today. Is a good day. For Hot Weiners!
January 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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The groundhog ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
December 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Well, I haven’t shit my pants this year so I guess it was a pretty good year. There are about 10 hours left so…
December 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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you’re in her dms she’s stuck in my washing machine ,
March 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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chatGPT now officially recommending Clorox™️ when it tells you to kill yourself
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
And this is why I'm about to unplug.
Right? I just want to look at cute animal videos and now every time I gotta figure out if it's real first.

Barf.
December 31, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Having to be constantly on alert for AI sludge is exhausting.

If you wanted to invent a technology to suck the joy out of as many parts of life as possible you'd struggle to do better than this LLM shite.
December 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Getting ready to depart Mexico - next science adventure is Antarctica in a few weeks. For now, here are a few extra special guys from the deep sea net tows in Gulf of California. #zooplankton #oceanography #christmasatsea 🌊❤️
December 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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“Self-deport” is a whitewashed way to describe “fleeing the country under the threat of state violence.” I agree with Maria here — it’s important to call that exactly what it is.
What. No.

Don't use their language, @newyorker.com that is not even a real word. What the hell is wrong with "flee" or like. "Flee this godforsaken country"
December 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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this new trend from Japan is GOING VIRAL! you make everything in your home so comfortable that there's nothing left ro do but curl up in a ball and die. It's called "Kamicozy!"
December 31, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Reasons to have an emotional support owl:
- newfound swagger from looking so cool
- mice will flee before you
- burrito shops will be easily spotted with their uncanny gaze
- burritos will be retrieved with stealthy strength
- own the night together, forever
December 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I call this one "The trap is set."
December 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Grass-fed ground beef that was distributed to six states is being recalled over concerns of E. coli.
www.wtaj.com/news/regiona...
Ground beef recalled in Pennsylvania over E. coli concerns
(WTAJ) — Grass-fed ground beef sold and distributed in Pennsylvania is being recalled over concerns of E. coli. The U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) …
www.wtaj.com
December 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Billionaires wanting to take their toys and leave everyone else behind is pretty much the Network State cult in a nutshell.

Problem is: all of their visions require our destruction. That’s why “so what“ doesn't work. This is an existential struggle: a handful of billionaires vs everyone else.
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Well, shit.
December 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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“An AI scientist, for example, could figure out how the human brain works, or deliver any gene to any cell in the body.”

Yeah and a magic pony could shit bricks of 24k gold and piss a highly concentrated solution of pure heroin.
Building an AI Scientist
Hertz Fellow Sam Rodriguez launched FutureHouse, a nonprofit research lab working toward building an AI scientist or AI systems that can automate scientific research in biology and other complex scien...
www.hertzfoundation.org
December 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM