Baked Potato
@marquells.bsky.social
Charlie Kirk was a fucking loser.
A scientist. Mostly hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon. Pronounces it "read." Esse Quam Videri
A scientist. Mostly hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon. Pronounces it "read." Esse Quam Videri
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Baked Potato
@marquells.bsky.social
· Aug 15
consolar a los perturbados y perturbar a los cómodos
réconforter les perturbés et déranger les confortables
trösten die Gestörten und stören die Bequemen
troost de verstoorden en verstoor de comfortabele
לנחם את המופרעים ולהפריע לנוחים
втішити стурбованих і потурбувати комфортних
réconforter les perturbés et déranger les confortables
trösten die Gestörten und stören die Bequemen
troost de verstoorden en verstoor de comfortabele
לנחם את המופרעים ולהפריע לנוחים
втішити стурбованих і потурбувати комфортних
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
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If you're a man over 50 you've come to realize the skin on your elbows feels like the skin on your testicles.
A few of you are already checking your elbows.
Most of you have already confirmed it with your balls.
A few of you are already checking your elbows.
Most of you have already confirmed it with your balls.
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If you're a man over 50 you've come to realize the skin on your elbows feels like the skin on your testicles.
A few of you are already checking your elbows.
Most of you have already confirmed it with your balls.
A few of you are already checking your elbows.
Most of you have already confirmed it with your balls.
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They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
I say bad journalism is having the same liars on TV over and over and expecting to learn the truth.
I say bad journalism is having the same liars on TV over and over and expecting to learn the truth.
WELKER: What vetting did the Trump administration do before giving this suspect asylum?
KRISTI NOEM: The vetting process happens when the person comes into the country and Joe Biden completely did not vet any of these individuals
KRISTI NOEM: The vetting process happens when the person comes into the country and Joe Biden completely did not vet any of these individuals
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
I say bad journalism is having the same liars on TV over and over and expecting to learn the truth.
I say bad journalism is having the same liars on TV over and over and expecting to learn the truth.
I don't need to see MRI results that I won't understand or heavily redacted Epstein files to know he's unfit to lead this nuclear-armed nation.
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I don't need to see MRI results that I won't understand or heavily redacted Epstein files to know he's unfit to lead this nuclear-armed nation.
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Being the responsible adult and changing the battery in the food timer.
June 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Being the responsible adult and changing the battery in the food timer.
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MILF = ‘man I love frogs!’
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
MILF = ‘man I love frogs!’
You know what "radicalizes" people to the point of violence?
Continued injustices.
Continued injustices.
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
You know what "radicalizes" people to the point of violence?
Continued injustices.
Continued injustices.
Me: What do I do now?
Every Australian:
Every Australian:
Have a pokey bum wank and a ciggy
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Me: What do I do now?
Every Australian:
Every Australian:
Pound me into the mattress from behind Charlie Brown.
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Pound me into the mattress from behind Charlie Brown.
This aggression will not stand, Charlie Brown.
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
This aggression will not stand, Charlie Brown.
You can sous-vide hotdogs if you want; it's not illegal.
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
You can sous-vide hotdogs if you want; it's not illegal.
Check out the pair on this one.
when I detach my post from your quote post I hope it feels like you’re bombing a stand-up set and we can hear the sweat on your forehead drip and hit the stage
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Check out the pair on this one.
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News media has to do better with headlines that present false and unverified public health claims.
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
News media has to do better with headlines that present false and unverified public health claims.
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A U.S. soldier was executed on the streets of the U.S. capital, yet the flags remain at full-staff. But when a podcaster was killed, the flags were lowered to half-staff within hours.
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
A U.S. soldier was executed on the streets of the U.S. capital, yet the flags remain at full-staff. But when a podcaster was killed, the flags were lowered to half-staff within hours.
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other98
Anyone who calls people names like "piggy" or "r*tarded" does not deserve to be in ANY public office.
Anyone who calls people names like "piggy" or "r*tarded" does not deserve to be in ANY public office.
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
other98
Anyone who calls people names like "piggy" or "r*tarded" does not deserve to be in ANY public office.
Anyone who calls people names like "piggy" or "r*tarded" does not deserve to be in ANY public office.
Yay Vanderbilt!
Yay Diego Pavia!
Yay Diego Pavia!
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Yay Vanderbilt!
Yay Diego Pavia!
Yay Diego Pavia!
He has always been uncomfortable judging people with a number.
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
He has always been uncomfortable judging people with a number.
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
WASHINGTON—Describing the practice as a “fun little side project” rather than an occupation, Education Secretary Linda McMahon announced Monday that nursing would be reclassified as a hobby under new ...
theonion.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
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Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.
Nothing about invading Venezuela would serve to protect and defend the constitution.
But the US has been in this position before and chose violence.
But the US has been in this position before and chose violence.
Invading Venezuela will do nothing to protect the United States and directly puts American lives at risk. We must stand up now and stop President Trump from dragging us into war with Venezuela.
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Nothing about invading Venezuela would serve to protect and defend the constitution.
But the US has been in this position before and chose violence.
But the US has been in this position before and chose violence.
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Why was the female bunny so happy?
Her boyfriend gave her 24 carrots...
Her boyfriend gave her 24 carrots...
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Why was the female bunny so happy?
Her boyfriend gave her 24 carrots...
Her boyfriend gave her 24 carrots...
Post your favorite “The Lord of The Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Post your favorite “The Lord of The Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
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Good morning, Bluesky. I have heard fuck all about Black Friday today. I hope it dies.
#morning #goodmorning #ethicalhate #hater #blackfriday #justdiealready
#morning #goodmorning #ethicalhate #hater #blackfriday #justdiealready
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Good morning, Bluesky. I have heard fuck all about Black Friday today. I hope it dies.
#morning #goodmorning #ethicalhate #hater #blackfriday #justdiealready
#morning #goodmorning #ethicalhate #hater #blackfriday #justdiealready