Shitposts In Tiaras
@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social
Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.
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In case you haven't heard, there's a new trophy account in town. A new trophy on the head in town. A new way to mind the fontanelle in town done with the blessing and guidance of favskeet the OG. What's the point of posting without possibility of mind bling. Tiaras, the next gen of award Pokemon xo
Excluding loud drunken frogs from your religion would be blasphibious 🏆👑 Congratulations @chalza.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
No matter your faith, remember the true message of Joy to the World is that Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
December 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Excluding loud drunken frogs from your religion would be blasphibious 🏆👑 Congratulations @chalza.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
I'm like orc here, a no-name slob. We belong to nobody and nobody belongs to us. We don't even belong to each other 🏆👑 Congratulations @infinitefinite.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social
a Lord of the Rings crossover called Second Breakfast at Tiffany's
December 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm like orc here, a no-name slob. We belong to nobody and nobody belongs to us. We don't even belong to each other 🏆👑 Congratulations @infinitefinite.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social
Remember when we thought he was just throwing his voice into a fan to sound like Darth Vader, it's much worse 🏆👑 Congratulations @amishsupermodel.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social
I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan had no idea what a legacy he would leave behind.
December 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Remember when we thought he was just throwing his voice into a fan to sound like Darth Vader, it's much worse 🏆👑 Congratulations @amishsupermodel.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social
🎶Tis the season for farm scrappin'🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @halz.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
December 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
🎶Tis the season for farm scrappin'🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @halz.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
How tracksuit grinch stole velour 🏆👑 Congratulations @emceekayvee.bsky.social from @snargleplax.bsky.social
How the Grinch Stole Valor
December 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
How tracksuit grinch stole velour 🏆👑 Congratulations @emceekayvee.bsky.social from @snargleplax.bsky.social
You learn more from the discourse than any trad hands puppet show 🏆👑 Congratulations @gorl.gay from @jfloozie.xyz
gonzo is a lesbian i don’t think i need to explain
December 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
You learn more from the discourse than any trad hands puppet show 🏆👑 Congratulations @gorl.gay from @jfloozie.xyz
You don't have to believe in anybody to enjoy a nice charcuterie beard 🏆👑 Congratulations @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
Protestants: Christ on a cracker!
Catholics: Christ IS a cracker.
Catholics: Christ IS a cracker.
December 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
You don't have to believe in anybody to enjoy a nice charcuterie beard 🏆👑 Congratulations @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
How The John Holmes Stole Christmas 🏆👑 Congratulations @captainacab.airbud.website from @prettyvulgar.bsky.social
grinch’s cock also grew pretty massive that day btw
December 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
How The John Holmes Stole Christmas 🏆👑 Congratulations @captainacab.airbud.website from @prettyvulgar.bsky.social
Do we know it's Gandalf's time at all 🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @sofarrsogud.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
[Gently waking my Mom] Mariah Carey wants me for Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Do we know it's Gandalf's time at all 🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @sofarrsogud.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
Then came the fun part, connecting it to the Wi-Fi and choosing a device name. Lo-fi Eats was a bonafide member of the family 🏆👑 Congratulations @muhree.ing from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
my family about to open their gift: "what is it!"
me: "remember when u said u needed a plastic fork that one time? welllllll.... 🤭"
me: "remember when u said u needed a plastic fork that one time? welllllll.... 🤭"
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Then came the fun part, connecting it to the Wi-Fi and choosing a device name. Lo-fi Eats was a bonafide member of the family 🏆👑 Congratulations @muhree.ing from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
Are we supposed to add up the numbers for our Bluesky-mas score because I only got pity likes from my own alt, so almost a 12 🏆👑 Congratulations @sicburns2.bsky.social from @augustagoose.bsky.social
On the 12th day of Bluesky-mas
My true crush sent to me…
12 bakes awaking
11 butts a-parting
10 TikTok’s a-glitching
9 alts a-creeping
8 boob pics promised
6-7 Buscemi fellow kids memes
5 dm pings
4 calls to “go birds”
3 pity likes
2 lame-ass hugs
…and a thirst pic of questionable authenticity! 🎄😘
My true crush sent to me…
12 bakes awaking
11 butts a-parting
10 TikTok’s a-glitching
9 alts a-creeping
8 boob pics promised
6-7 Buscemi fellow kids memes
5 dm pings
4 calls to “go birds”
3 pity likes
2 lame-ass hugs
…and a thirst pic of questionable authenticity! 🎄😘
December 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Are we supposed to add up the numbers for our Bluesky-mas score because I only got pity likes from my own alt, so almost a 12 🏆👑 Congratulations @sicburns2.bsky.social from @augustagoose.bsky.social
You hear me?! Feliz! 🏆👑 Congratulations @samuelhlowe.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You hear me?! Feliz! 🏆👑 Congratulations @samuelhlowe.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Nowadays we call that peyronie's disease and it's treatable 🏆👑 Congratulations @daddyjew.bsky.social from @alldolledup44.bsky.social
say what you will about her proclivities but i like that she didn’t discriminate against Little Mo with the gimpy leg
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Nowadays we call that peyronie's disease and it's treatable 🏆👑 Congratulations @daddyjew.bsky.social from @alldolledup44.bsky.social
If that's a brand I'm making all of my russels myself 🏆👑 Congratulations @azedand2knots.bsky.social from @potshopboy.bsky.social
I experience an acute sort of combination anaphylaxis and gastritis whenever I accidentally stumble upon a photograph of Russell Brand.
December 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
If that's a brand I'm making all of my russels myself 🏆👑 Congratulations @azedand2knots.bsky.social from @potshopboy.bsky.social
Well Clarice, have the lambs stopped jingling 🏆👑 Congratulations @demandavoider.bsky.social from @californiahorst.bsky.social
What if I told you the bells weren't actually jingling. What if I told you that's how they scream.
December 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Well Clarice, have the lambs stopped jingling 🏆👑 Congratulations @demandavoider.bsky.social from @californiahorst.bsky.social
Yes graphics are better now but sometimes I miss playing Poverty Crush 🏆👑 Congratulations @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
Modern child: NO I wanted the other iPad
Victorian child; thank you for the orange
Victorian child; thank you for the orange
December 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Yes graphics are better now but sometimes I miss playing Poverty Crush 🏆👑 Congratulations @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
God curse us, every one! 🏆👑 Congratulations @sireviscerate.myatproto.social from @demandavoider.bsky.social
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
God curse us, every one! 🏆👑 Congratulations @sireviscerate.myatproto.social from @demandavoider.bsky.social
When you add up all the separate tribulations you end up paying for you might as well die and go to cable 🏆👑 Congratulations @manicpanic.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
No free trials for me thanks I already have enough trials to deal with
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
When you add up all the separate tribulations you end up paying for you might as well die and go to cable 🏆👑 Congratulations @manicpanic.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
"My eyes are up here 😭" -me squirting 🏆👑 Congratulations @bbkittyfck.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Him:
You have the most beautiful eyes!
Me:
Thank you, I use them for crying.
You have the most beautiful eyes!
Me:
Thank you, I use them for crying.
December 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"My eyes are up here 😭" -me squirting 🏆👑 Congratulations @bbkittyfck.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Young employment is so adorable until their first lunch in the heartbreakroom 🏆👑 Congratulations @surprisedface.bsky.social from @potshopboy.bsky.social
Telling my boss “no, you hang up first” and then staying on the call and screaming.
December 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Young employment is so adorable until their first lunch in the heartbreakroom 🏆👑 Congratulations @surprisedface.bsky.social from @potshopboy.bsky.social
The first sign we'd never change anything was naming something Band-Aid and then not even involving The Cure 🏆👑 Congratulations @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social from @imwintersmom.bsky.social
1986 - when we grow up we're going to save the world!
2026 - hahaha. Hahaha. No.
2026 - hahaha. Hahaha. No.
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The first sign we'd never change anything was naming something Band-Aid and then not even involving The Cure 🏆👑 Congratulations @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social from @imwintersmom.bsky.social
Don't wait until she's wrapped herself in her room like a padded cell, leave her the fuck alone NOW 🏆👑 Congratulations @traciebreaux.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
The best time of the year for me is the week before Christmas when I close my bedroom door and shout DON’T COME IN HERE! and everyone just assumes I’m wrapping gifts instead of wanting to be left alone.
December 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Don't wait until she's wrapped herself in her room like a padded cell, leave her the fuck alone NOW 🏆👑 Congratulations @traciebreaux.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
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Look ma, my first award on bsky and I fucked it up!
Quote posts are disabled but it's all true, good luck 🏆👑 Congratulations @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social you won an award at least
December 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Look ma, my first award on bsky and I fucked it up!
SKEPTICS TO PEOPLE EVERYWHERE: Sometimes bleating sounds like do you hear what I hear 🏆👑 Congratulations @lacroixboi.dadguy.help from @sophiafhc.bsky.social
LITTLE LAMB: do you hear what i hear
SHEPHERD BOY: holy shit a talking lamb
SHEPHERD BOY: holy shit a talking lamb
December 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
SKEPTICS TO PEOPLE EVERYWHERE: Sometimes bleating sounds like do you hear what I hear 🏆👑 Congratulations @lacroixboi.dadguy.help from @sophiafhc.bsky.social
Does anyone even get a full 8 hours of nonchalant anymore besides wee cunts 🏆👑 Congratulations @damnitjanet.bsky.social from @cosmicclau.bsky.social
Overheard a kid on the bus - his mate goes, "you wee cunt you fell asleep" and the kid's like "nah, i was just being nonchalant"
Anyway i'm stealing this line for work
Anyway i'm stealing this line for work
December 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Does anyone even get a full 8 hours of nonchalant anymore besides wee cunts 🏆👑 Congratulations @damnitjanet.bsky.social from @cosmicclau.bsky.social