Shitposts In Tiaras
@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social
Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.
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In case you haven't heard, there's a new trophy account in town. A new trophy on the head in town. A new way to mind the fontanelle in town done with the blessing and guidance of favskeet the OG. What's the point of posting without possibility of mind bling. Tiaras, the next gen of award Pokemon xo
ACAB does not include the Sphinx when it's trying to show inherent sexism 🏆👑 Congratulations @benedictsred.bsky.social from @toomanycommas.bsky.social
Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
ACAB does not include the Sphinx when it's trying to show inherent sexism 🏆👑 Congratulations @benedictsred.bsky.social from @toomanycommas.bsky.social
Sounds like someone has a case of the He-Mondays 🏆👑 Congratulations @ennuidoofen.bsky.social from @girlawhirl.bsky.social
As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sounds like someone has a case of the He-Mondays 🏆👑 Congratulations @ennuidoofen.bsky.social from @girlawhirl.bsky.social
And another thing. Of all the beastie boys who had to die, YMCA 🏆👑 Congratulations @grilldcheese.bsky.social from @hormonella.bsky.social
it takes a village people to raise a macho man
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
And another thing. Of all the beastie boys who had to die, YMCA 🏆👑 Congratulations @grilldcheese.bsky.social from @hormonella.bsky.social
Maybe the D in 3D chess stands for drool because it sure doesn't stand for Democrats 🏆👑 Congratulations @bornmiserable.bsky.social from @itsabbyyep.bsky.social
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Maybe the D in 3D chess stands for drool because it sure doesn't stand for Democrats 🏆👑 Congratulations @bornmiserable.bsky.social from @itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Goonies squared never say die² 🏆👑 Congratulations @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social
Goon a movie:
The goonies
The goonies
Goon a movie:
The Goon, the Bad and the Ugly
The Goon, the Bad and the Ugly
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Goonies squared never say die² 🏆👑 Congratulations @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social
Lowbrow mathematics>>highbrow mathematics 🏆👑 Congratulations @professorkiosk.wtf from @ashhull.bsky.social
absurd is short for absolute turd
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Lowbrow mathematics>>highbrow mathematics 🏆👑 Congratulations @professorkiosk.wtf from @ashhull.bsky.social
Selfies of people sleeping on a plate are sweeping social media 🏆👑 Congratulations @jaymindx.bsky.social from @gregthemiller.bsky.social
If a foodie is a person who appreciates great food, I could most accurately be described as a sleepie.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Selfies of people sleeping on a plate are sweeping social media 🏆👑 Congratulations @jaymindx.bsky.social from @gregthemiller.bsky.social
Sound effects nerds are already calling this the Wilhelm Murder of Bobby McFerrin 🏆👑 Congratulations @crisiscake.bsky.social from @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
how do you verbalize the sensation of simultaneously falling down through an endless abyss & being dragged around behind a startled horse 10 years? because i want to compress whatever sound that makes down into a garbled 1 second digital shriek to play back when people ask how I'm doing
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Sound effects nerds are already calling this the Wilhelm Murder of Bobby McFerrin 🏆👑 Congratulations @crisiscake.bsky.social from @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
Other things that look like you are not yourself how fucking hard can it be 🏆👑 Congratulations @gregthemiller.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Other things that look like you are not yourself how fucking hard can it be 🏆👑 Congratulations @gregthemiller.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
Choking on MONEY 🏆👑 Congratulations @azedand2knots.bsky.social from @toomanycommas.bsky.social
You wouldn't give capitalism to a toddler, Kevin. It says right there on the package that it's a choking hazard.
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Choking on MONEY 🏆👑 Congratulations @azedand2knots.bsky.social from @toomanycommas.bsky.social
Can anybody else hear what this zombie is thinking 🏆👑 Congratulations @trickykat.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
you've got a screw loose, i'm spiralling out. we are not the sane.
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Can anybody else hear what this zombie is thinking 🏆👑 Congratulations @trickykat.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
Missionary is the best position for top consumers 🏆👑 Congratulations @sicburns2.bsky.social from @lizzlepants.bsky.social
You may think you’re on top of things but I’m already in line at Best Buy
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Missionary is the best position for top consumers 🏆👑 Congratulations @sicburns2.bsky.social from @lizzlepants.bsky.social
This will also make sure it's covered by your baconsurance 🏆👑 Congratulations @cosmicallyf.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
I'm calling a vasectomy "getting your hog tied" from now on.
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This will also make sure it's covered by your baconsurance 🏆👑 Congratulations @cosmicallyf.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
If they don't have good manners that's a black flag 🏆👑 Congratulations @kwkorpi.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
*in a mosh pit*
excuse me, ǝɯ nodɹɐd
excuse me, ǝɯ nodɹɐd
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If they don't have good manners that's a black flag 🏆👑 Congratulations @kwkorpi.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
This is so perfectly balanced nobody even breathe on it 🏆👑 Congratulations @carrionsam.bsky.social from @hatesnicethings.bsky.social
I used to be so much more, I wish I could lose some of that less
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This is so perfectly balanced nobody even breathe on it 🏆👑 Congratulations @carrionsam.bsky.social from @hatesnicethings.bsky.social
This deserves the perfect gif but it would require all of them 🏆👑 Congratulations @ennuidoofen.bsky.social from @benedictsred.bsky.social
my head is like a pinball game but there's a monkey with cymbals having a dance party while jumping on the bed and he fell off and broke his head, over and over. what I'm trying to say is I sure play a mean pinball
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This deserves the perfect gif but it would require all of them 🏆👑 Congratulations @ennuidoofen.bsky.social from @benedictsred.bsky.social
Who doesn't love a good walk-in closet, you could go cry in there 🏆👑 Congratulations @deeks549.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
Pussy gape so big it howels in the wind whenever she walks by
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Who doesn't love a good walk-in closet, you could go cry in there 🏆👑 Congratulations @deeks549.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
And then a bunch of griefs keep getting out of the same small tear and you're like how did they all fit in there 🏆👑 Congratulations @ennuidoofen.bsky.social from @grilldcheese.bsky.social
Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
And then a bunch of griefs keep getting out of the same small tear and you're like how did they all fit in there 🏆👑 Congratulations @ennuidoofen.bsky.social from @grilldcheese.bsky.social
This meeting could have been a bunch of holes 🏆👑 Congratulations @johnlyon.bsky.social from @hormonella.bsky.social
Establish dominance in a meeting by bringing donuts and saying no one can have any because they are for a later, more important meeting.
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This meeting could have been a bunch of holes 🏆👑 Congratulations @johnlyon.bsky.social from @hormonella.bsky.social
Spilling sugar straight across your bangs? Reason 🏆👑 Congratulations @donni.bsky.social from @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
“Everything happens for a reason,” I explain as a small horse gives you a haircut
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Spilling sugar straight across your bangs? Reason 🏆👑 Congratulations @donni.bsky.social from @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
All numbers are normal this is just an old five's tale 🏆👑 Congratulations @klaybourne.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
Numbers that aren’t divisible by two seem odd to me.
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
All numbers are normal this is just an old five's tale 🏆👑 Congratulations @klaybourne.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
It'll feel so good knowing you did it all by yourself 🏆👑 Congratulations @xinicit.bsky.social from @te-kanawa.bsky.social
If it takes 10,000 hours to master something then I will soon cease to be an apprentice baiter
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It'll feel so good knowing you did it all by yourself 🏆👑 Congratulations @xinicit.bsky.social from @te-kanawa.bsky.social
Do you have any idea how much good personality you can get with that 🏆👑 Congratulations @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
I’m bringing sexy back, but I only got store credit…
I'm bringing sexy back, but it's just night sweats.
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Do you have any idea how much good personality you can get with that 🏆👑 Congratulations @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
When your worn out colander won't accept the truth 🏆👑 Congratulations @daddyjew.bsky.social from @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social
Them: your days are numbered
Me: all days are numbered, it’s called a calendar ya dumbass
Me: all days are numbered, it’s called a calendar ya dumbass
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
When your worn out colander won't accept the truth 🏆👑 Congratulations @daddyjew.bsky.social from @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social
As soon as we trick Medusa into turning herself into a mannequin we will resume normal mirror hours 🏆👑 Congratulations @kellalena.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
Just once, I’d like to admire my naked body in a full length mirror without getting kicked out of Kohl’s.
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
As soon as we trick Medusa into turning herself into a mannequin we will resume normal mirror hours 🏆👑 Congratulations @kellalena.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social