Jay
@jaymindx.bsky.social
“Writer.” Professional cynic.
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Jay
@jaymindx.bsky.social
· Aug 24
My favorite color is 90s Taco Bell booth purple.
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A lot of double entendres said by commentary in football, but "look at that gaping hole" is where I draw the line.
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
A lot of double entendres said by commentary in football, but "look at that gaping hole" is where I draw the line.
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I went to high five myself but I left me hanging and I looked like a total idiot. How embarrassing
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I went to high five myself but I left me hanging and I looked like a total idiot. How embarrassing
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I need to eat better and exercise more but I made chili cheese fries for dinner instead
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I need to eat better and exercise more but I made chili cheese fries for dinner instead
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I'm just a nasty Canadian socialist but I believe everyone should get lifesaving medical attention regardless of how much melanin is in their skin or how much they roll their Rs
October 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'm just a nasty Canadian socialist but I believe everyone should get lifesaving medical attention regardless of how much melanin is in their skin or how much they roll their Rs
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Applying for my dream job in a sleep clinic.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Applying for my dream job in a sleep clinic.
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This pineapple is going to taste really good because I’ve been eating a lot of cum
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This pineapple is going to taste really good because I’ve been eating a lot of cum
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one more into the coin jar, aka the pennytentiary
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
one more into the coin jar, aka the pennytentiary
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I make a spectacular friend if you like downward spirals
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I make a spectacular friend if you like downward spirals
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If you had to talk about any topic for one hour what would it be? For me it would be Karate Kid
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If you had to talk about any topic for one hour what would it be? For me it would be Karate Kid
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i’m going to eat 45 flintstones chewables on my 45ᵗʰ birthday, just to see what happens
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i’m going to eat 45 flintstones chewables on my 45ᵗʰ birthday, just to see what happens
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I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
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I may act cool and seem nonchalant, but the truth is, I’m chalant as fuck most of the time.
November 26, 2024 at 10:11 PM
I may act cool and seem nonchalant, but the truth is, I’m chalant as fuck most of the time.
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I am procrastinating all over your face.
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I am procrastinating all over your face.
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I will not ride at dawn. That’s way too early
July 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I will not ride at dawn. That’s way too early
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People don't hack into TV networks and forcibly broadcast the truth as much as I thought they would when I was small
October 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
People don't hack into TV networks and forcibly broadcast the truth as much as I thought they would when I was small
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some girls are sugar and spice and everything nice,
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever was in Kurt Cobain's cardigans
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever was in Kurt Cobain's cardigans
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
some girls are sugar and spice and everything nice,
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever was in Kurt Cobain's cardigans
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever was in Kurt Cobain's cardigans
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As a stay home dad, one of my jobs is to keep my wife's stomach full and her uterus empty.
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
As a stay home dad, one of my jobs is to keep my wife's stomach full and her uterus empty.
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Just saw that gen z thinks using cash is cringe and it's official now, everything is cringe.
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Just saw that gen z thinks using cash is cringe and it's official now, everything is cringe.
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Have you ever ended up hating a
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Have you ever ended up hating a
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
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I'm clapping and yelling "nice fill, woo!" to everyone in line ahead of me at the pharmacy
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'm clapping and yelling "nice fill, woo!" to everyone in line ahead of me at the pharmacy
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My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in.
Now is the winter of our dish content.
Now is the winter of our dish content.
November 15, 2024 at 2:35 AM
My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in.
Now is the winter of our dish content.
Now is the winter of our dish content.
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I'ma dip out. This Walker, Texas Ranger erotica doesn't write itself
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'ma dip out. This Walker, Texas Ranger erotica doesn't write itself
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The ability to distinguish between an AI picture and a real one is called art official intelligence...and send
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The ability to distinguish between an AI picture and a real one is called art official intelligence...and send
If a foodie is a person who appreciates great food, I could most accurately be described as a sleepie.
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If a foodie is a person who appreciates great food, I could most accurately be described as a sleepie.
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I wanna hear a detailed list of all the reasons you love me. Spread sheets and PowerPoints welcomed.
November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I wanna hear a detailed list of all the reasons you love me. Spread sheets and PowerPoints welcomed.