Jay
@jaymindx.bsky.social
“Writer.” Professional cynic.
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Jay
@jaymindx.bsky.social
· Aug 24
My favorite color is 90s Taco Bell booth purple.
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Sometimes life has a really fucked up way of reminding you what’s important.
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Sometimes life has a really fucked up way of reminding you what’s important.
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When my siamese cat is extra mad at me she starts to meow with full vocal fry
She just sooo can't even be bothered
She just sooo can't even be bothered
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
When my siamese cat is extra mad at me she starts to meow with full vocal fry
She just sooo can't even be bothered
She just sooo can't even be bothered
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Googles "does wanting ice cream all the time mean that i'm prediabetic?"
Answer: possibly?
Answer: possibly?
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Googles "does wanting ice cream all the time mean that i'm prediabetic?"
Answer: possibly?
Answer: possibly?
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"I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know potatoes.”
-Platato
-Platato
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know potatoes.”
-Platato
-Platato
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You have 2 days to take your soul out of the freezer if you want it to thaw by Thanksgiving
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You have 2 days to take your soul out of the freezer if you want it to thaw by Thanksgiving
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Makes new to do list. Becomes sad and overwhelmed that nothing is checked off yet.
Adds "make to do list ✅ "
*better*
Adds "make to do list ✅ "
*better*
October 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Makes new to do list. Becomes sad and overwhelmed that nothing is checked off yet.
Adds "make to do list ✅ "
*better*
Adds "make to do list ✅ "
*better*
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I am a machine that turns string cheese into string cheese I just ate
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I am a machine that turns string cheese into string cheese I just ate
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taking my cat through the wendy's drive thru to make a little tv show i like to call "Claw and Order"
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
taking my cat through the wendy's drive thru to make a little tv show i like to call "Claw and Order"
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let me go back to sleep about it
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
let me go back to sleep about it
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Mashed potatoes for dinner because literally nothing matters.
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Mashed potatoes for dinner because literally nothing matters.
A meat ball is called a “meatball” and somehow a meat tube is called a “hot dog”?
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
A meat ball is called a “meatball” and somehow a meat tube is called a “hot dog”?
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You were so much taller than i expected you to be
(i expected you to be a tiny little hamster btw)
(i expected you to be a tiny little hamster btw)
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You were so much taller than i expected you to be
(i expected you to be a tiny little hamster btw)
(i expected you to be a tiny little hamster btw)
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Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
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i would like to go big and go home
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i would like to go big and go home
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wood you like to come to my arbor day party?
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
wood you like to come to my arbor day party?
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everyone hates leafblowers, but the leaves love them
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
everyone hates leafblowers, but the leaves love them
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I see no distinction between laughing and laughing out loud. So i just type L
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I see no distinction between laughing and laughing out loud. So i just type L
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liking every reply in ur riffing skeet chain like that person at the party that just walks up and starts laughing and making everyone uncomfortable
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
liking every reply in ur riffing skeet chain like that person at the party that just walks up and starts laughing and making everyone uncomfortable
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An unknown # scammer just asked me out in their opening text. I really feel like i should at least respond...
What if we're perfect for each other??? *wistful sigh*
What if we're perfect for each other??? *wistful sigh*
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
An unknown # scammer just asked me out in their opening text. I really feel like i should at least respond...
What if we're perfect for each other??? *wistful sigh*
What if we're perfect for each other??? *wistful sigh*
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"PARKOUR!" I scream as I fall down ten flights of stairs
September 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
"PARKOUR!" I scream as I fall down ten flights of stairs
I’ve been contemplating the logistics of glovebox spaghetti for a decade now — and I’m finally ready to admit I’m in over my head.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’ve been contemplating the logistics of glovebox spaghetti for a decade now — and I’m finally ready to admit I’m in over my head.
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Nothing gives me anxiety quite like good luck
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Nothing gives me anxiety quite like good luck
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i thought it was just some guy named duncan donuts
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i thought it was just some guy named duncan donuts
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Told my wife I couldn't watch the new Frankenstein movie because I was Igoraphobic lol and she threw me out of a moving car.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Told my wife I couldn't watch the new Frankenstein movie because I was Igoraphobic lol and she threw me out of a moving car.