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crisiscake.bsky.social
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no thank you
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so when i chew carrots & celery it's good for teeth but when I chew ice & sticks it's bad? grow up
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- the avoidance of cringe is the denial of life itself
- kill the boomer within you
- do not let those who come after suffer as you have. this includes your future self
- through your struggles build solidarity for others’
- we must believe that we’re gonna be alright
getting all the girlies to each write five little rules for themselves
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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maybe restructuring the entire american economy around the computer that lies was a mistake
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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2 peninsulas connected by a long-ass bridge is such an obviously fake setup for a state, I’m just going to assume it’s a trap of some kind.
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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How much control could a cat actually have over its tail. Like would you be able to Siberian Fox a breed of cat with prehensile tails?

Somewhere out there right now is a cat with the most dextrous tail of any cat.
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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A jury of my peers? 12 emotionally available sweethearts?!
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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I think it should be against the law to get out of bed when you don’t want to.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
sincere trivia gameshow where the host is genuinely asking and believes whatever the contestants buzz in
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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There is no law that says you cannot Trick or Treat the other 364 days a year.
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
just took a screenshot of my camera display
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
you look like you whisper swears
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
when i said i was nothing if not a man of my convictions i wasn't looking for another your honour
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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not to be vengeful but i want all of us to remember this exact feeling the next time anyone pops off with some apologia for weak willed self serving democrats as if any of these fuckers deserve the benefit of the doubt
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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wish i could be cool and mysterious but unfortunately i can't shut the fuck up
March 11, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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every republican is like "let's fuck over as many people as we can" and 30% of senate democrats are like "oh what naughty fun!"
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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genuinely have been thinking about this all day i cannot stop laughing about the second verses lyrics
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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i think comparing vote blue no matter who type democrat stans to sport fans isn't especially apt because if a sports team's GM was always making the roster worse on purpose in an attempt to win over fans of their most bitter rival, that man would be killed
August 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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I think I’m ready to start eating competitively.
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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In my old town the GOP had run basically without serious challenge for decades. A bunch of us "millennials" joined the local Dem party and basically asked to help.

We were running it in a year. Within 4 years we had a majority of town seats flipped Dem. A FAR more progressive Dem than old party
“Rather than taking over the Democratic Party the same way the right took over the Republican Party, we should take the easier route and just start up a new party ourselves!”

I’m about to fill my pockets with stones and walk into the sea.
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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i’m probably the least dead person in this morgue (hears banging from inside drawer) damn it
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM