Uncle Big Bad
@dont.bsky.social
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Be careful what you put in your head
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Uncle Big Bad
@dont.bsky.social
· Nov 24
Live your truth, then tone it down a little.
Weed is so cheap in MI now I half expect to see an ounce under my windshield wiper blade whenever I park in a public lot.
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Weed is so cheap in MI now I half expect to see an ounce under my windshield wiper blade whenever I park in a public lot.
One time these 2 paranoid conspiracy theorist coworkers told my boss they were afraid I would shoot everyone at work because I didn’t hang with them or talk to them, so that was weird.
February 13, 2026 at 11:25 AM
One time these 2 paranoid conspiracy theorist coworkers told my boss they were afraid I would shoot everyone at work because I didn’t hang with them or talk to them, so that was weird.
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peeling the panties off of my piece of candy
February 13, 2026 at 3:55 AM
peeling the panties off of my piece of candy
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You give me a corner piece of cake and then wonder where my clothes went?
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
You give me a corner piece of cake and then wonder where my clothes went?
Fascinating how humans evolved in symbiosis with other species, like the toaster oven.
February 13, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Fascinating how humans evolved in symbiosis with other species, like the toaster oven.
The most common type of uncanny valley is the college campus.
February 13, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The most common type of uncanny valley is the college campus.
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Just hanging out at the back of the used bookstore reading aloud from a Partridge Family novelization in the style of William S. Burroughs.
February 13, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Just hanging out at the back of the used bookstore reading aloud from a Partridge Family novelization in the style of William S. Burroughs.
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Thinking of buying a garbage can. but not one of those overflowing garbage cans with the flies and wasps buzzing around in the summer heat..a real nice one, in the shade somewhere, with not too much garbage
February 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Thinking of buying a garbage can. but not one of those overflowing garbage cans with the flies and wasps buzzing around in the summer heat..a real nice one, in the shade somewhere, with not too much garbage
“Let me be clear” Oh boy here comes some bullshit.
February 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
“Let me be clear” Oh boy here comes some bullshit.
2 of the women I mentored last summer applied for trades positions and dudes got them both. It wasn’t seniority, and they were both excellent candidates. I’m pissed.
February 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
2 of the women I mentored last summer applied for trades positions and dudes got them both. It wasn’t seniority, and they were both excellent candidates. I’m pissed.
I need to cut back on personal hygiene it only encourages people.
February 12, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I need to cut back on personal hygiene it only encourages people.
The hottest job in America right now is making up numbers with your mouth.
February 12, 2026 at 9:37 AM
The hottest job in America right now is making up numbers with your mouth.
I’m feeling like John the Baptist lately (my boss’s wife wants me beheaded).
February 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I’m feeling like John the Baptist lately (my boss’s wife wants me beheaded).
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*holding a press conference* i did not cahoot with that man
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
*holding a press conference* i did not cahoot with that man
So geese are Mexican drug lords now.
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
So geese are Mexican drug lords now.
Maybe Kash’s girlfriend is hosting a girls’ night in El Paso.
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Maybe Kash’s girlfriend is hosting a girls’ night in El Paso.
Public pressure to make electric vehicles drove auto executives insane so now we get cars that look like the devil’s nutsack.
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Public pressure to make electric vehicles drove auto executives insane so now we get cars that look like the devil’s nutsack.
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You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.
February 10, 2026 at 10:09 PM
You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.
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sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 AM
sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
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I think a lot of the criticisms bluesky receives are better laid at the feet of social media as a structure rather than bluesky in specific, but I will agree with the assertion Aaron Rodericks is a fucking dunce who is clearly extremely bad at his job.
February 10, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I think a lot of the criticisms bluesky receives are better laid at the feet of social media as a structure rather than bluesky in specific, but I will agree with the assertion Aaron Rodericks is a fucking dunce who is clearly extremely bad at his job.
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*talking into a banana* no you hang up first
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
*talking into a banana* no you hang up first
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I want an open casket funeral but with like only a middle door displaying my butt
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I want an open casket funeral but with like only a middle door displaying my butt
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All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it
Got an alert for an active violence incident at work this morning. RUN, HIDE, FIGHT!!! Ten minutes later got an apology email saying it was a mistake. Fuck this shit.
February 10, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Got an alert for an active violence incident at work this morning. RUN, HIDE, FIGHT!!! Ten minutes later got an apology email saying it was a mistake. Fuck this shit.