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Sharky 🦈
@sharky.bsky.social
· Apr 27
The angriest word in the English language is "representative" spoken to an automated phone menu.
Gender-affirming overcompensation
they're doing it for gender, imo
It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Gender-affirming overcompensation
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
President Thinblood and his death cult.
January 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
President Thinblood and his death cult.
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ok i’m putting my phone down everyone be cool til i get back
January 5, 2026 at 10:25 PM
ok i’m putting my phone down everyone be cool til i get back
Braveheart
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Braveheart
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I would really love politicians to start reversing the order of the way they talk about these things. "Yes, but..." arguments come across as weak and ceding a point that is arguably irrelevant.
I would be saying: "Trump has violated the constitution. Maduro being bad has nothing to do with it."
I would be saying: "Trump has violated the constitution. Maduro being bad has nothing to do with it."
No one should bemoan the end of Maduro's reign.
But Trump's illegal operation is about more than just Venezuela.
It's about a President believing he has no limit to his power as Commander in Chief.
Congress must say no to this abuse of force.
But Trump's illegal operation is about more than just Venezuela.
It's about a President believing he has no limit to his power as Commander in Chief.
Congress must say no to this abuse of force.
January 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I would really love politicians to start reversing the order of the way they talk about these things. "Yes, but..." arguments come across as weak and ceding a point that is arguably irrelevant.
I would be saying: "Trump has violated the constitution. Maduro being bad has nothing to do with it."
I would be saying: "Trump has violated the constitution. Maduro being bad has nothing to do with it."
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When the Black Crowes sang "Hey, little thing, lemon lime Chicano calls a mama I'm show ouda hannana", I felt that
January 5, 2026 at 7:44 PM
When the Black Crowes sang "Hey, little thing, lemon lime Chicano calls a mama I'm show ouda hannana", I felt that
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*spends months illegally bargaining with Trump ahead of a leadership change
*sells out anyone around her for a nickel
*promises to be an independent voice not dictated to by Trump
*immediately does whatever Trump wants
It's Delcy Rodriguez of Venezuela.
Picture unrelated.
*sells out anyone around her for a nickel
*promises to be an independent voice not dictated to by Trump
*immediately does whatever Trump wants
It's Delcy Rodriguez of Venezuela.
Picture unrelated.
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
*spends months illegally bargaining with Trump ahead of a leadership change
*sells out anyone around her for a nickel
*promises to be an independent voice not dictated to by Trump
*immediately does whatever Trump wants
It's Delcy Rodriguez of Venezuela.
Picture unrelated.
*sells out anyone around her for a nickel
*promises to be an independent voice not dictated to by Trump
*immediately does whatever Trump wants
It's Delcy Rodriguez of Venezuela.
Picture unrelated.
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It's giving DB celebrating incompletion when burned in coverage
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
It's giving DB celebrating incompletion when burned in coverage
Everyone get some rest 💙🦈
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Everyone get some rest 💙🦈
It's not the kick we needed but it's the kick we deserved.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
It's not the kick we needed but it's the kick we deserved.
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Put the tech CEOs naked on an island with just a chat-box with their respective LLMs and see if they’re still alive after a year
January 5, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Put the tech CEOs naked on an island with just a chat-box with their respective LLMs and see if they’re still alive after a year
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Every day it's like how do you want the fact that a personality like Donald Trump's exists to horrify you now?
January 5, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Every day it's like how do you want the fact that a personality like Donald Trump's exists to horrify you now?
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Imagine having your parents brutally murdered and then having to do this because the fucking President of the United States is so disgusting.
Colin and Sophie Hortman, the children of Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, are asking Trump to remove the false posts about their parents' killing:
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Imagine having your parents brutally murdered and then having to do this because the fucking President of the United States is so disgusting.
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If you aren't regularly yelling FUCK AARON RODGERS are you even watching a Steelers game?
January 5, 2026 at 3:59 AM
If you aren't regularly yelling FUCK AARON RODGERS are you even watching a Steelers game?
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Buddy two DL won so quick they had him dead to rights and he slipped through that shit like an action hero before launching the ball to the moon. That's not bad defense--that's a 0.000001% QB play.
No….. there is Steelers Defense 🙄
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Buddy two DL won so quick they had him dead to rights and he slipped through that shit like an action hero before launching the ball to the moon. That's not bad defense--that's a 0.000001% QB play.
*deletes "Lamar Jackson is done" draft*
January 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
*deletes "Lamar Jackson is done" draft*
Sadly, this is true.
Trump: The voters that voted for me are thrilled. They said, "This is what we voted for."
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Sadly, this is true.
Veruca Salt ass president
Reporter: Are you going to demand that Delcy Rodriguez allow opposition figures to return or free any political prisoners?
Trump: We haven't gotten to that. Right now, we want to do is fix up the oil
Trump: We haven't gotten to that. Right now, we want to do is fix up the oil
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Veruca Salt ass president
No traveling call on Lamar Jackson on that last play. Smdh.
January 5, 2026 at 2:18 AM
No traveling call on Lamar Jackson on that last play. Smdh.
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That wasn’t even a scramble from Rodgers. It was a runny egg that gave someone salmonella.
January 5, 2026 at 2:12 AM
That wasn’t even a scramble from Rodgers. It was a runny egg that gave someone salmonella.
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I mean…they really have no plan for Venezuela. Zero. Just big, bad faux-warrior shit and then drop a shrug emoji in the group chat that Hegseth will accidentally send to his bartender.
January 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I mean…they really have no plan for Venezuela. Zero. Just big, bad faux-warrior shit and then drop a shrug emoji in the group chat that Hegseth will accidentally send to his bartender.
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"Grilled cheese" is somewhat of a misnomer. It's actually the bread that's grilled; the cheese just melts. We've been getting lied to for years.
January 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
"Grilled cheese" is somewhat of a misnomer. It's actually the bread that's grilled; the cheese just melts. We've been getting lied to for years.