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@sharky.bsky.social
· Apr 27
The angriest word in the English language is "representative" spoken to an automated phone menu.
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[avengers mansion]
CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin
IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing
OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin
IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing
OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
[avengers mansion]
CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin
IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing
OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin
IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing
OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
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dawg I wish I could delete everything I learned from the menswear guy bc knowing all of it and looking at this fit is making me physically ill. every last detail is fucked lmao
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
dawg I wish I could delete everything I learned from the menswear guy bc knowing all of it and looking at this fit is making me physically ill. every last detail is fucked lmao
"She loved his eyes"
His eyes:
His eyes:
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"She loved his eyes"
His eyes:
His eyes:
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If there was suddenly a giant shark in every PSA video, would that improve the reach of our messaging?
Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If there was suddenly a giant shark in every PSA video, would that improve the reach of our messaging?
The answer is unequivocally yes.
Gonna need a ruling from @sharky.bsky.social on this one.
If there was suddenly a giant shark in every PSA video, would that improve the reach of our messaging?
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The answer is unequivocally yes.
I'm not falling for that again.
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I'm not falling for that again.
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HAPPY PARTIALLY MUSCLED SKELETON DAY
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
HAPPY PARTIALLY MUSCLED SKELETON DAY
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I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly
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Oh really, you have stained glass windows? Cool, my glass windows are clean, because I'm an adult
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Oh really, you have stained glass windows? Cool, my glass windows are clean, because I'm an adult
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our vp is nothing more than a gutter racist
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
our vp is nothing more than a gutter racist
First question: What?
Follow up question: Dafuq?
Follow up question: Dafuq?
Trump: "Christians and more, think of this, more than twice as likely foster care they'll adopt the general population. They adopt to it so easily. When they get out, they adopt to it like it's become second nature. It's amazing."
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
First question: What?
Follow up question: Dafuq?
Follow up question: Dafuq?
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I can't believe we fell so far that Equal Rights from The Lonely Island's Popstar movie almost feels like legitimate progressive allyship.
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I can't believe we fell so far that Equal Rights from The Lonely Island's Popstar movie almost feels like legitimate progressive allyship.
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a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
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Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
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i thought it was just some guy named duncan donuts
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i thought it was just some guy named duncan donuts
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Hi. .. it me Jof. do bikini. crime ?
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hi. .. it me Jof. do bikini. crime ?
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There are afternoons when decades happen.
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
There are afternoons when decades happen.
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Jeff has a tiny throne next to Namor
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Jeff has a tiny throne next to Namor
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i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
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The devil, having tired of the details, is in the depression
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The devil, having tired of the details, is in the depression
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
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If SCOTUS kills the stupid tariffs I am buying 3 of every single one of these
Please help, I've fallen down the Temu screaming goat throw pillow rabbithole
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If SCOTUS kills the stupid tariffs I am buying 3 of every single one of these
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Somebody please show Bari Weiss my interview with Portnoy from 13 YEARS AGO TELLING (AND REPEATEDLY DEFENDING) RAPE JOKES. Why is CBS platforming a dude with a looong history of misogyny? Forward to a 1:35 to see my confrontation with him. youtu.be/B7QTahhIBqI
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Somebody please show Bari Weiss my interview with Portnoy from 13 YEARS AGO TELLING (AND REPEATEDLY DEFENDING) RAPE JOKES. Why is CBS platforming a dude with a looong history of misogyny? Forward to a 1:35 to see my confrontation with him. youtu.be/B7QTahhIBqI