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Sharky 🦈
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Don't sleep on the deliciousness of the humble stuffing waffle, topped with mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce and gravy. 🤤
The humble stuffing waffle, topped with mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce and gravy. Also roasted carrots.
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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"She loved his eyes"

His eyes:
The malignant squidgy eyes of a psychopath who would dump a bear carcass on a bicycle path in the name of convenience.
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I'm not falling for that again.
A tree sits next to a Victorian-style porch. A sign on the tree reads FREE PINE CONES. There are many pinecones in the yard.
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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A Mamdani-style sign captioned Bigger Boats for Amity.
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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RFK, Jr. looking to exit a health emergency at a press conference with a thought bubble captioned, "VAXXED?"
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Harold Ramis as Egon Spengler with a word bubble at the bottom of the picture
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Watching the election results last night:
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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It's difficult to convey the size of the harvestman in this photo, so I added Mount Rushmore for scale.
A lorge harvestman clinging to wood siding above Mount Rushmore.
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Sleepytime blep.
Nacho the cat (white with grey on his face and a pink nose) sleeping with the tip of his tongue sticking out.
October 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Picture above with the pitch labeled "Jerry 'Happy Friday,'" the batter labeled "Bluesky," and the bat labeled "MFer said 'Friday.'"
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
A dolphin laughing at people trying to figure out who robbed the Louvre.
October 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Omg
October 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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War-torn Elizabeth City.
A unicorn, a woman riding a piñata and a shark.
October 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Small town NC checking in with a couple hundred people.
A person in an inflatable shark costume with a red bowtie and other protesters at a No Kings Rally.
October 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Sweating for freedom
Sweaty guy in an inflatable shark costume.
October 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Pawn Stars meme captioned: Best I can do is ban you for vocally calling out bigotry
October 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Drop some MASKS 👺👹
Splash cover for the M.A.S.K. cartoon featuring several characters wearing masks.
October 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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He is heart-shaped! 😭
Same picture as above but with a pink heart drawn around his sleepy form.
October 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Best I can do is my social security cat.
Nacho, a black, white and grey cat, lounging in his cat bed with one hind leg sticking out.
October 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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This photo breaks my heart.
Baker Mayfield and Sam Darnold as Carolina Panthers teammates.
October 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Mola Ram wearing a horned ceremonial headdress while holding a flaming heart in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Captioned: Kali Ma Sharky Day!
October 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Level 50.
Selfie of a man with brown hair, blue eyes and small goatee, wearing a navy blue v-neck shirt.
October 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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A black and white photo of Michael Jordan with a "fuck them kids" look on his face.
October 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM