Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑
@donutscoffeeme.bsky.social
Queen of stoner munchies. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 42. She/her. FDT. 🌷🌻🏳️🌈
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Brain like pornhub, body like food network.
Overheard at the store: it wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the wind.
Me, in my head: she did the Midwest meme!
(For reference, it's 23°F with a wind chill of 6° and snowing)
Me, in my head: she did the Midwest meme!
(For reference, it's 23°F with a wind chill of 6° and snowing)
December 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Overheard at the store: it wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the wind.
Me, in my head: she did the Midwest meme!
(For reference, it's 23°F with a wind chill of 6° and snowing)
Me, in my head: she did the Midwest meme!
(For reference, it's 23°F with a wind chill of 6° and snowing)
It went from 70°F to snowing in 12 hours.
I get it mother nature, my mood also swings wildly overnight.
I get it mother nature, my mood also swings wildly overnight.
December 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It went from 70°F to snowing in 12 hours.
I get it mother nature, my mood also swings wildly overnight.
I get it mother nature, my mood also swings wildly overnight.
Oof this wind is blowing harder than a sugar baby looking for extra allowance money from their sugar daddy.
December 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Oof this wind is blowing harder than a sugar baby looking for extra allowance money from their sugar daddy.
I was thinking for 2026 I might try to have more social interaction because sometimes I feel incredibly isolated. Then I remembered how exhausting pretending I'm not a complete weirdo can be. So now I need a new idea.
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I was thinking for 2026 I might try to have more social interaction because sometimes I feel incredibly isolated. Then I remembered how exhausting pretending I'm not a complete weirdo can be. So now I need a new idea.
One of my cats just spent 3 minutes chasing her tail, got frustrated, attacked her sister's tail, hissed and ran off.
And somehow I found it completely relatable.
And somehow I found it completely relatable.
December 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
One of my cats just spent 3 minutes chasing her tail, got frustrated, attacked her sister's tail, hissed and ran off.
And somehow I found it completely relatable.
And somehow I found it completely relatable.
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Why does this superglue gotta leak like that. I barely touched it
December 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Why does this superglue gotta leak like that. I barely touched it
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Inside of you are two wolves.
They are both hot gay hockey players.
They are absolutely rivals.
You are emotionally invested and need them to kiss about it.
They are both hot gay hockey players.
They are absolutely rivals.
You are emotionally invested and need them to kiss about it.
December 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Inside of you are two wolves.
They are both hot gay hockey players.
They are absolutely rivals.
You are emotionally invested and need them to kiss about it.
They are both hot gay hockey players.
They are absolutely rivals.
You are emotionally invested and need them to kiss about it.
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In lieu of lip fillers, you can hit yourself in the mouth with a hard object
December 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
In lieu of lip fillers, you can hit yourself in the mouth with a hard object
If you don't want me at body hair in weird places you don't deserve me at perfectly smooth after an everything shower.
December 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If you don't want me at body hair in weird places you don't deserve me at perfectly smooth after an everything shower.
Nobody panic but my high school crush just liked my Christmas selfie.
December 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Nobody panic but my high school crush just liked my Christmas selfie.
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(waking up in a bathtub full of ice) inside me there is one kidney
December 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
(waking up in a bathtub full of ice) inside me there is one kidney
Sometimes I think I'm pretty great. Sometimes I wonder why anyone tolerates me for more than 5 minutes.
December 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Sometimes I think I'm pretty great. Sometimes I wonder why anyone tolerates me for more than 5 minutes.
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My buns are hot and cross.
December 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My buns are hot and cross.
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thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)
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we need to start wearing suits of armor again
December 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
we need to start wearing suits of armor again
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15-year-old niece showed me her new analog watch and after complimenting it my first question was "do you know how to read it?"
December 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
15-year-old niece showed me her new analog watch and after complimenting it my first question was "do you know how to read it?"
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one day my kids will take away my phone and put me in a home and then some poor underpaid aid will have to listen to me say things like jorkin it or gooning
December 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
one day my kids will take away my phone and put me in a home and then some poor underpaid aid will have to listen to me say things like jorkin it or gooning
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cumin is clearly the most horny spice
December 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
cumin is clearly the most horny spice
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heres to the good times ill never remember
December 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
heres to the good times ill never remember
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Wanna come help me pick this beef jerky out of my teeth?
-me, flirting
-me, flirting
December 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Wanna come help me pick this beef jerky out of my teeth?
-me, flirting
-me, flirting
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anybody want to exchange
knowing glances with me?
knowing glances with me?
December 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
anybody want to exchange
knowing glances with me?
knowing glances with me?
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New Year’s resolution to only repost myself.
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
New Year’s resolution to only repost myself.
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The placebo effect was named after John Placebo, who loved effects
December 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
The placebo effect was named after John Placebo, who loved effects
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Millenials talk about original Four Loko like it was 'Nam
December 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Millenials talk about original Four Loko like it was 'Nam