Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
@captainambivalent.com
Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland
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Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
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Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
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Intro post:
* Silly on main, replies/likes may be serious
* General nerd
* Solo all-ages Fringe acoustic performer/recording artist (sortofa cross between Weird Al & TMBG)
* Developing satirical pop musical Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars
* Former corporate litigation support/ediscovery
* Silly on main, replies/likes may be serious
* General nerd
* Solo all-ages Fringe acoustic performer/recording artist (sortofa cross between Weird Al & TMBG)
* Developing satirical pop musical Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars
* Former corporate litigation support/ediscovery
You should follow all three but this one has me in it
the “yub nub” of the trilogy if you will
the “yub nub” of the trilogy if you will
Oh you thought I didn't have more? There are at least 1k hilarious accts on this app and I know all their middle names, okay?
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You should follow all three but this one has me in it
the “yub nub” of the trilogy if you will
the “yub nub” of the trilogy if you will
Ooo got me
So like, what’s the joke? Zohrans got a great font and here’s some different words?
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ooo got me
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Applying for my dream job in a sleep clinic.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Applying for my dream job in a sleep clinic.
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A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
November 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM
A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
Mortal Kombat in Finland:
“Finnish him!!!”
“Finnish him!!!”
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Mortal Kombat in Finland:
“Finnish him!!!”
“Finnish him!!!”
Oh wait has anybody done this one yet I bet nobody’s done this one yet
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Oh wait has anybody done this one yet I bet nobody’s done this one yet
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I’m not saying the internet was a mistake but there does seem to be limited interest in my skeets which is quite concerning
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I’m not saying the internet was a mistake but there does seem to be limited interest in my skeets which is quite concerning
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The Lucy trick wouldn't work on me because I've never intentionally run toward a football.
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The Lucy trick wouldn't work on me because I've never intentionally run toward a football.
Nice post you got there, be a shame if someone was to like it
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Nice post you got there, be a shame if someone was to like it
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the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
Is the meme overdone or is it not overdone *enough*?
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Is the meme overdone or is it not overdone *enough*?
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Couldn't help myself.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Couldn't help myself.
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I crossed the streams
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I crossed the streams
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Target employees walking around with those proximity detector things from "Aliens"
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Target employees walking around with those proximity detector things from "Aliens"
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This is cute; these are the ones I made.
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This is cute; these are the ones I made.
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Announcer: this program is intended for mature audiences
Me: *waving my bubble wand* well, I'm out
Me: *waving my bubble wand* well, I'm out
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Announcer: this program is intended for mature audiences
Me: *waving my bubble wand* well, I'm out
Me: *waving my bubble wand* well, I'm out
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And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
We're all gonna call it M Snow, right?
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
We're all gonna call it M Snow, right?
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On my death bed, I imagine that I may regret not calling all the other places I slept up until then my "life beds."
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
On my death bed, I imagine that I may regret not calling all the other places I slept up until then my "life beds."
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Everybody was sandwich fighting
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Everybody was sandwich fighting
Part of yet another great thread but I want this one on my office wall
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Part of yet another great thread but I want this one on my office wall
PSA: A brothel is not a soup hotel
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
PSA: A brothel is not a soup hotel
If you see this post egg
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
If you see this post egg