Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
@captainambivalent.com
Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland
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Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
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* Silly on main, replies/likes may be serious
* General nerd
* Solo all-ages Fringe acoustic performer/recording artist (sortofa cross between Weird Al & TMBG)
* Developing satirical pop musical Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars
* Former corporate litigation support/ediscovery
* Silly on main, replies/likes may be serious
* General nerd
* Solo all-ages Fringe acoustic performer/recording artist (sortofa cross between Weird Al & TMBG)
* Developing satirical pop musical Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars
* Former corporate litigation support/ediscovery
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Gargamel lied to a witch and told her he was a rich wizard. Sir, you have one tooth and your cat has fleas. She knows
February 16, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Gargamel lied to a witch and told her he was a rich wizard. Sir, you have one tooth and your cat has fleas. She knows
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Just another Manwich Monday
February 16, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Just another Manwich Monday
Curling stones are fine I guess but my Mom had a curling IRON
February 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Curling stones are fine I guess but my Mom had a curling IRON
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the account which posted this appears to be an AI agent farming karma before it turns into an advertising bot
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
the account which posted this appears to be an AI agent farming karma before it turns into an advertising bot
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Juniper Dev doing a Toad rendition of Careless Whisper will fix what ails you.
Juniper Dev doing a Toad rendition of Careless Whisper will fix what ails you.
TONIGHT THE MUSIC SINGS SO LOUD #gaming #nintendo #halloween
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February 15, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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Juniper Dev doing a Toad rendition of Careless Whisper will fix what ails you.
Juniper Dev doing a Toad rendition of Careless Whisper will fix what ails you.
This Valentine’s Day we’re gonna massacre our prices!
February 14, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This Valentine’s Day we’re gonna massacre our prices!
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This cozy love cottage full of vintage charm in an up-and-coming neighborhood boasts easy access to the Atlanta Highway, ample parking for whale-sized cars, and glittery front porch. Mattress included. Priced to sell! Tin roof is original; as-is condition.
February 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
This cozy love cottage full of vintage charm in an up-and-coming neighborhood boasts easy access to the Atlanta Highway, ample parking for whale-sized cars, and glittery front porch. Mattress included. Priced to sell! Tin roof is original; as-is condition.
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Friends, it's Valentine's Day.* And so, to mark the day, here's a card that I made for my younger son several years ago, for his valentines for school.
* Which is a day I kinda hate, but that's a me problem.
* Which is a day I kinda hate, but that's a me problem.
February 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Friends, it's Valentine's Day.* And so, to mark the day, here's a card that I made for my younger son several years ago, for his valentines for school.
* Which is a day I kinda hate, but that's a me problem.
* Which is a day I kinda hate, but that's a me problem.
The future may be unknowable, but all scifi creators agree the music people will be most nostalic for is the music of the scifi creators’ youth
February 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
The future may be unknowable, but all scifi creators agree the music people will be most nostalic for is the music of the scifi creators’ youth
The technologies that distinguish Star Trek and Star Wars have always been transporters vs antigravity and droids.
Little antigravity droids do not belong in Star Trek.
Thank you for attending my nerd rant.
Little antigravity droids do not belong in Star Trek.
Thank you for attending my nerd rant.
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
The technologies that distinguish Star Trek and Star Wars have always been transporters vs antigravity and droids.
Little antigravity droids do not belong in Star Trek.
Thank you for attending my nerd rant.
Little antigravity droids do not belong in Star Trek.
Thank you for attending my nerd rant.
Well *I* found a secret version of the constitution where somebody wrote on it *I* get to be king! The people have spoken!
February 14, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Well *I* found a secret version of the constitution where somebody wrote on it *I* get to be king! The people have spoken!
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February 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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my favorite thing here is the tan line, informing the viewer this cherub is not normally naked but has chosen to be for this occasion
Happy Valentine’s Day from The Iron Age of Comics!
February 14, 2026 at 3:07 PM
my favorite thing here is the tan line, informing the viewer this cherub is not normally naked but has chosen to be for this occasion
I only send accordion themed valentines with contrived cat puns if they have a greeting like a spam email
February 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I only send accordion themed valentines with contrived cat puns if they have a greeting like a spam email
Well it’s Valentine’s Day, I guess I should share what I must modestly admit is THE MOST ROMANTIC LOVE SONG EVER WRITTEN, please use it CAREFULLY and RESPONSIBLY and do not blame me for the life-altering consequences
If I Were a Pirate Ninja Zombie
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February 14, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Well it’s Valentine’s Day, I guess I should share what I must modestly admit is THE MOST ROMANTIC LOVE SONG EVER WRITTEN, please use it CAREFULLY and RESPONSIBLY and do not blame me for the life-altering consequences
FLOSS BEFORE ZOD!
CABBAGE PATCH BEFORE ZOD!
JITTERBUG BEFORE ZOD!
February 14, 2026 at 4:05 AM
FLOSS BEFORE ZOD!
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Someday after humanity is extinct, millions of years from now, this statue will be the only surviving proof of our existence. The alien archaeologists that discover it will name our species “the exalted ones” for creating something so beautiful
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Someday after humanity is extinct, millions of years from now, this statue will be the only surviving proof of our existence. The alien archaeologists that discover it will name our species “the exalted ones” for creating something so beautiful
Clicking "go live" every morning, just to be sure
February 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Clicking "go live" every morning, just to be sure
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Talk about the bottom line.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Talk about the bottom line.
OHHHH they were saying "move FASH and break things"
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
OHHHH they were saying "move FASH and break things"
It’s that special time of year when paczkis are everywhere and it always makes me hungry for the kind of donut I like better
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
It’s that special time of year when paczkis are everywhere and it always makes me hungry for the kind of donut I like better
Bigger Man
The hero with size-increasing powers who refuses to get dragged down into petty superhero squabbles
The hero with size-increasing powers who refuses to get dragged down into petty superhero squabbles
February 12, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Bigger Man
The hero with size-increasing powers who refuses to get dragged down into petty superhero squabbles
The hero with size-increasing powers who refuses to get dragged down into petty superhero squabbles
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It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift
February 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift
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The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of muppets
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 AM
The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of muppets
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Crom! I'm trying to sneak into the Tower of the Elephant, but I have gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, and the clap of my thews keeps alerting the lions and spider!
February 11, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Crom! I'm trying to sneak into the Tower of the Elephant, but I have gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, and the clap of my thews keeps alerting the lions and spider!