Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
Wit, raconteur, bon viveur. He is none of these things. A purveyor of cheap mummery and piffle since 1976. Throws random words at a screen for Set The Tape. Bluesky’s foremost Biggles: Adventures In Time aficionado.
Pinned
A ROAST IN A BEEF
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
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January 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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‘ok now ask grok to put her in a micro-bikini’
January 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM
‘ok now ask grok to put her in a micro-bikini’
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January 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Yeah, that was fucking dreadful.
#Rentaghost
#Rentaghost
January 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Yeah, that was fucking dreadful.
#Rentaghost
#Rentaghost
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New article is The Young Ones Land on MTV in 1985 curiousbritishtelly.substack.com/p/the-young-... a look at how The Young Ones became MTV's first ever comedy programme.
The Young Ones Land on MTV in 1985
Anarchy on the US airwaves
curiousbritishtelly.substack.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:37 PM
New article is The Young Ones Land on MTV in 1985 curiousbritishtelly.substack.com/p/the-young-... a look at how The Young Ones became MTV's first ever comedy programme.
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No joking, yes, this did make me feel better.
Maybe there are others out there like me that will feel a little better today by seeing this photo of Mamdani holding a cat at a cat adoption event.
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
No joking, yes, this did make me feel better.
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On balance I think I still prefer his Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference.
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
On balance I think I still prefer his Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference.
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The reported death of Ingeborg Pertwee nearly thirty years after her husband Jon reminds me that since 1996 we've had a golden period of former incumbent Doctors alive and in sufficient health to recreate and recall their tenures. In 1996 there were five living. Now there are eleven.
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The reported death of Ingeborg Pertwee nearly thirty years after her husband Jon reminds me that since 1996 we've had a golden period of former incumbent Doctors alive and in sufficient health to recreate and recall their tenures. In 1996 there were five living. Now there are eleven.
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“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”
They’ve got Twitter up on the big screens in Trump’s Mar-a-Lago makeshift “situation room.”
Photos from Trump’s Truth Social account.
Photos from Trump’s Truth Social account.
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”
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…I hate that I unironically started trying to read this as ‘Fod Rne Ell Eii’
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
…I hate that I unironically started trying to read this as ‘Fod Rne Ell Eii’
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New roast in a beef dropped
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 AM
New roast in a beef dropped
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Hell's bells, this is gold dust 😘
An episode of ITV Schools programme "Choices" focussed on Paul Henry, with lots of behind the scenes footage from #Crossroads - features Dee Hepburn and Graham Seed so 86 or 87 I guess.
Love all the bits of Paul switching from his posh "normal" voice to Benny mode!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojKH...
Love all the bits of Paul switching from his posh "normal" voice to Benny mode!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojKH...
ITV SCHOOLS - CHOICES: Who Am I - Paul Henry (Benny) RARE CROSSROADS behind the scenes footage
YouTube video by Vintage Schools TV
www.youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Hell's bells, this is gold dust 😘
Paging @danmckee.bsky.social
An episode of ITV Schools programme "Choices" focussed on Paul Henry, with lots of behind the scenes footage from #Crossroads - features Dee Hepburn and Graham Seed so 86 or 87 I guess.
Love all the bits of Paul switching from his posh "normal" voice to Benny mode!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojKH...
Love all the bits of Paul switching from his posh "normal" voice to Benny mode!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojKH...
ITV SCHOOLS - CHOICES: Who Am I - Paul Henry (Benny) RARE CROSSROADS behind the scenes footage
YouTube video by Vintage Schools TV
www.youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Paging @danmckee.bsky.social
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‘That’s right, bubby, I’m the new President of Venezuela’
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
‘That’s right, bubby, I’m the new President of Venezuela’
Yes, yes, AI slop bad, but I’m almost willing to give it a pass just for this:
#Rentaghost
#Rentaghost
Kate Bush | Rentaghost Theme
YouTube video by Doctor Random
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Yes, yes, AI slop bad, but I’m almost willing to give it a pass just for this:
#Rentaghost
#Rentaghost
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How I’m coping with 2026:
It’s going horribly wrong and I’m ignoring everything
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
How I’m coping with 2026:
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Rentaghost is on lads…
January 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Rentaghost is on lads…