Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
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Wit, raconteur, bon viveur. He is none of these things. A purveyor of cheap mummery and piffle since 1976. Throws random words at a screen for Set The Tape. Bluesky’s foremost Biggles: Adventures In Time aficionado.
Pinned
A ROAST IN A BEEF
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
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This picture and quoted post together made me laugh so hard yesterday that I have chosen to repost it again. And nobody can stop me.
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
This picture and quoted post together made me laugh so hard yesterday that I have chosen to repost it again. And nobody can stop me.
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BEElzebub.
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
BEElzebub.
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Yeah, but what if this *isn't* late-stage capitalism? What if this is just the middle part of capitalism, before it goes into laying-its-eggs-inside-another-ideology-stage capitalism and makes giant capitalist wasps? Pretty sure it has to end in wasps.
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Yeah, but what if this *isn't* late-stage capitalism? What if this is just the middle part of capitalism, before it goes into laying-its-eggs-inside-another-ideology-stage capitalism and makes giant capitalist wasps? Pretty sure it has to end in wasps.
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I have a distinct memory of seeing a kids TV show from the 80s where they gave a small girl a makeover to look like a member of Sigue Sigue Sputnik which included putting egg cartons on her knees. I can find nothing that confirms this was real so I may have dreamt it but god I hope it's real.
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I have a distinct memory of seeing a kids TV show from the 80s where they gave a small girl a makeover to look like a member of Sigue Sigue Sputnik which included putting egg cartons on her knees. I can find nothing that confirms this was real so I may have dreamt it but god I hope it's real.
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As I was going to St Ives I met a polycule with a severe hoarding problem
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
As I was going to St Ives I met a polycule with a severe hoarding problem
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It’s the 40th anniversary of the first episode of Jonny Briggs being shown on Children’s BBC
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It’s the 40th anniversary of the first episode of Jonny Briggs being shown on Children’s BBC
David Letterman is Santa?
A GENTLE REMINDER FOR CHILDREN OF ALL AGES:
“I wish you a lifetime filled with happiness, peace, good health, prosperity, and, most of all, love - the greatest gift. I will always love you, wherever you are. You are a gift and blessing. You are wonderful just the way you are.”
~Blessings, Santa :-)}
“I wish you a lifetime filled with happiness, peace, good health, prosperity, and, most of all, love - the greatest gift. I will always love you, wherever you are. You are a gift and blessing. You are wonderful just the way you are.”
~Blessings, Santa :-)}
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
David Letterman is Santa?
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old mcdonald is a nonexistent figment generated by a large language model, A I A I Oh
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
old mcdonald is a nonexistent figment generated by a large language model, A I A I Oh
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Kids: We want late-career Vincent Price!
Mom: We have late-career Vincent Price at home.
The late-career Vincent Price at home:
Mom: We have late-career Vincent Price at home.
The late-career Vincent Price at home:
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Kids: We want late-career Vincent Price!
Mom: We have late-career Vincent Price at home.
The late-career Vincent Price at home:
Mom: We have late-career Vincent Price at home.
The late-career Vincent Price at home:
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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BBC News was fun tonight
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
BBC News was fun tonight
Catching up with Star Maidens, and this moment has suddenly reminded me of something:
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Catching up with Star Maidens, and this moment has suddenly reminded me of something:
“President Trump would make outrageous claims, like “Nobody knows what magnets are”. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess, and the insane lament.”
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“President Trump would make outrageous claims, like “Nobody knows what magnets are”. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess, and the insane lament.”
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A few years ago I heard Justin Webb ask a contributor whether a comedy writer could get away with "Don't talk about the war" these days and I nearly punched a hole in my radio.
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
A few years ago I heard Justin Webb ask a contributor whether a comedy writer could get away with "Don't talk about the war" these days and I nearly punched a hole in my radio.
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Wait til the international right wing power leveraging clique finds out about the Dad’s Army “Don’t tell him your name, Pike” misquotation on the wall of the BBC. Heads will roll.
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Wait til the international right wing power leveraging clique finds out about the Dad’s Army “Don’t tell him your name, Pike” misquotation on the wall of the BBC. Heads will roll.
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Still known for his ostentatious neck wear though.
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Still known for his ostentatious neck wear though.
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“Hi guys, it's me, Molly-Mae...”
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“Hi guys, it's me, Molly-Mae...”
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Vivid feeling of what it would be like to explain this to younger colleagues for about 20 minutes.
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Vivid feeling of what it would be like to explain this to younger colleagues for about 20 minutes.
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Tom Baker BDSM
Professional Gay Master, BDSM, Fetish, Derbyshire, East Midlands
tombakerbdsm.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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