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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
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Wit, raconteur, bon viveur. He is none of these things. A purveyor of cheap mummery and piffle since 1976. Throws random words at a screen for Set The Tape. Bluesky’s foremost Biggles: Adventures In Time aficionado.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · Nov 11
A ROAST IN A BEEF

GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK

PUDDING TURKEY
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If only there had been some signs.
fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · Oct 28
‘Randy Andy’?

Please refer to the Duke of York by his formal name: Randrew Andrew.
Randy Andy He's prince charming with a dash of spunk
February 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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Just plugging this again just in case you missed it. youtu.be/MB-MZfhFUjQ?...
World of Telly Season 2 Trailer
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February 20, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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No matter how bad your Thursday may have been, take solace in the fact that it wasn’t as bad as someone else’s.
A birthday boy.
February 20, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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"Good birthday?"

"Pretty quiet."

"You do much?"

"Ten hours in a police station."
February 20, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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TAKE MY GOD DAMN MONEY.
February 20, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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I do enjoy a cat in a small hat
Groucho, wearing a small cowboy hat. The Good The Bad & The Tortie.
February 20, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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February 19, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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the whole thing
The text of Doctor Who Magazine is too small to read sorry guys. Its an article about a Doctor Who episode starring Jenna Coleman and Matt Smith "The Snowmen" from 2012 and if you read the one side by itself it says "girl finger her" a seemingly very unintended mistake or what have ect
February 19, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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"Hello, Sidney ..."
Ghostface out of Scream, on the phone Sidney James, on the phone, looking confused
February 19, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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new "you fucking what" reaction just dropped
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A Moist Owlette is freshly showered at Owl Park San Vigilio, a zoological park in northern Italy 🇮🇹 via fb.com/816647270688... #owlsintowels 💛🦉
Captured in bright indoor lighting before a hessian pin board, a Great Horned Owl with wide-eyes and wet-plumage is cloaked in a white cloth. Spiked feathers radiate from his head in all directions, like a hairy durian, accentuating his look of shock and indignation. We may have found the true paragon of Owls in Towels.
February 19, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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New “Shaggy, this isn’t weed” meme just dropped
Alleged nonce, cheat, liar, entitled arrogant twat Andrew Saxe-Coburg looking Donald Ducked.
February 19, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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The famous photo of George W Bush finding out about the second plane hitting the Twin Towers, with sweaty nonce Andrew Mountbatten's face photoshopped in place of George W Bush
February 19, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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February 19, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Thank you so much to kind person who send me a station masters hat

I now look rather official

Tiny hat = maximum authority.
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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Unfortunate truncation.
A screenshot of a post by Nottinghamshire Live, featuring three pictures of elderly ladies with penguins. The caption reads "Hello, Nottinghamshire. Here's is some content to really warm the cock...." See more.
February 19, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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2F, 2 Furious.
February 19, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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Nonce Cabs, the most effectual
Nonce Cabs, when you’ve been in a cell
Close friends not anywhere to be seen?
We’ll drive you away from the scene.

Nonce Cabs
The indisputable leader of the rank
You’re a nonce, you’re a shit
But if you leave a tip
We’ll pick you up.
Nonce Cabs…
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor enjoying his first day being treated like a normal person.
February 19, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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‘This is a library, Sir’
February 19, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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*John Carpenter sighs, dusts off the synth*
February 19, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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It's true. I once had a Labrador that tried to commit mail fraud.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h
Trump: "They have the ballots. That should be no problem, right? FBI came in and raided. They found plenty of stuff. Now they have the ballots. And Democrats are fighting like hell to not let anybody see the ballots. Why don't they want them to see the ballots? Because they cheated like dogs."
February 19, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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The Smallerpictures of Reverend Bri... 22m • "Ko Flo Jo Ro Bo Do So Do Blo Andrew Windsor Ko Mo Do Bo."
February 19, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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When did Telegraph features start sounding like replies on Bluesky
You think the weather's bad? I'm allergic to rain
February 19, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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When Fergie leaps from behind the curtains, where she's been hiding for the past 14 hours, shouting "SURPRISE!"
February 19, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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Show it to kids at primary school?
fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 3h
How do you make watching Threads even more traumatic?

Answer: Huddle in a cave beneath the streets of Nottingham.
80s Video Shop 5d • We're thrilled to announce an exciting collaboration event with our pal Boo The Bad Guy. With thanks to the BFI National TV Archive we'll be screening the harrowing 1984 film THREADS in an actual cave beneath the streets of Nottingham. If you grew up during the early 80s you'll probably remember the impact that THREADS had when originally broadcast on the BBC in September 1984. THREADS details the effects of a nuclear holocaust on the working class city of Sheffield, England and the eventual long-term effects of nuclear war on civilisation. Tickets are very limited and on sale now from: https://adventuremayhempromotions.seetickets.com/ event/threads-in-a-cave/the-whistle-flute/3606111| Don't miss this one
February 19, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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February 19, 2026 at 10:10 PM