Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
Wit, raconteur, bon viveur. He is none of these things. A purveyor of cheap mummery and piffle since 1976. Throws random words at a screen for Set The Tape. Bluesky’s foremost Biggles: Adventures In Time aficionado.
Pinned
A ROAST IN A BEEF
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
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The worst part about getting older is the number of books and movies and games and shows you want to enjoy never diminishes but your ability to not pass out on the couch at 7pm does.
February 20, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The worst part about getting older is the number of books and movies and games and shows you want to enjoy never diminishes but your ability to not pass out on the couch at 7pm does.
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This doesn’t sound like the Wesley R. Dingus I know
and republicans still can’t figure out why they’re hemorrhaging young voters tiffinohio.net/posts/ohio-g...
Ohio GOP mayor accused of sniffing underage relative's underwear
Butler Mayor Wesley R. Dingus faces two misdemeanor voyeurism charges following a Richland County investigation. The case unfolds as he remains on bond in a separate felony matter.
tiffinohio.net
February 20, 2026 at 2:24 AM
This doesn’t sound like the Wesley R. Dingus I know
If only there had been some signs.
‘Randy Andy’?
Please refer to the Duke of York by his formal name: Randrew Andrew.
Please refer to the Duke of York by his formal name: Randrew Andrew.
February 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
If only there had been some signs.
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Just plugging this again just in case you missed it. youtu.be/MB-MZfhFUjQ?...
World of Telly Season 2 Trailer
YouTube video by World of Telly
youtu.be
February 20, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Just plugging this again just in case you missed it. youtu.be/MB-MZfhFUjQ?...
No matter how bad your Thursday may have been, take solace in the fact that it wasn’t as bad as someone else’s.
February 20, 2026 at 12:18 AM
No matter how bad your Thursday may have been, take solace in the fact that it wasn’t as bad as someone else’s.
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"Good birthday?"
"Pretty quiet."
"You do much?"
"Ten hours in a police station."
"Pretty quiet."
"You do much?"
"Ten hours in a police station."
February 20, 2026 at 12:12 AM
"Good birthday?"
"Pretty quiet."
"You do much?"
"Ten hours in a police station."
"Pretty quiet."
"You do much?"
"Ten hours in a police station."
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TAKE MY GOD DAMN MONEY.
February 20, 2026 at 12:04 AM
TAKE MY GOD DAMN MONEY.
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I do enjoy a cat in a small hat
February 20, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I do enjoy a cat in a small hat
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the whole thing
February 19, 2026 at 9:16 PM
the whole thing
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"Hello, Sidney ..."
February 19, 2026 at 10:45 PM
"Hello, Sidney ..."
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new "you fucking what" reaction just dropped
A Moist Owlette is freshly showered at Owl Park San Vigilio, a zoological park in northern Italy 🇮🇹 via fb.com/816647270688... #owlsintowels 💛🦉
February 19, 2026 at 9:56 AM
new "you fucking what" reaction just dropped
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New “Shaggy, this isn’t weed” meme just dropped
February 19, 2026 at 10:54 PM
New “Shaggy, this isn’t weed” meme just dropped
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Thank you so much to kind person who send me a station masters hat
I now look rather official
Tiny hat = maximum authority.
I now look rather official
Tiny hat = maximum authority.
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Thank you so much to kind person who send me a station masters hat
I now look rather official
Tiny hat = maximum authority.
I now look rather official
Tiny hat = maximum authority.
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Unfortunate truncation.
February 19, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Unfortunate truncation.
2F, 2 Furious.
F1 Sequel Is Officially in the Works as Jerry Bruckheimer Confirms Sequel Plans
F1 Sequel Is Officially in the Works as Jerry Bruckheimer Confirms Sequel Plans
After tearing up the global box office and landing a surprise Oscar nomination, Brad Pitt ’s F1 isn’t slowing down. In fact, it’s gearing up for another lap. Producer Jerry Bruckheimer has confirmed...
buff.ly
February 19, 2026 at 11:57 PM
2F, 2 Furious.
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Nonce Cabs, the most effectual
Nonce Cabs, when you’ve been in a cell
Close friends not anywhere to be seen?
We’ll drive you away from the scene.
Nonce Cabs
The indisputable leader of the rank
You’re a nonce, you’re a shit
But if you leave a tip
We’ll pick you up.
Nonce Cabs…
Nonce Cabs, when you’ve been in a cell
Close friends not anywhere to be seen?
We’ll drive you away from the scene.
Nonce Cabs
The indisputable leader of the rank
You’re a nonce, you’re a shit
But if you leave a tip
We’ll pick you up.
Nonce Cabs…
February 19, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Nonce Cabs, the most effectual
Nonce Cabs, when you’ve been in a cell
Close friends not anywhere to be seen?
We’ll drive you away from the scene.
Nonce Cabs
The indisputable leader of the rank
You’re a nonce, you’re a shit
But if you leave a tip
We’ll pick you up.
Nonce Cabs…
Nonce Cabs, when you’ve been in a cell
Close friends not anywhere to be seen?
We’ll drive you away from the scene.
Nonce Cabs
The indisputable leader of the rank
You’re a nonce, you’re a shit
But if you leave a tip
We’ll pick you up.
Nonce Cabs…
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‘This is a library, Sir’
February 19, 2026 at 10:16 PM
‘This is a library, Sir’
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*John Carpenter sighs, dusts off the synth*
February 19, 2026 at 10:19 PM
*John Carpenter sighs, dusts off the synth*
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It's true. I once had a Labrador that tried to commit mail fraud.
Trump: "They have the ballots. That should be no problem, right? FBI came in and raided. They found plenty of stuff. Now they have the ballots. And Democrats are fighting like hell to not let anybody see the ballots. Why don't they want them to see the ballots? Because they cheated like dogs."
February 19, 2026 at 10:26 PM
It's true. I once had a Labrador that tried to commit mail fraud.
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When did Telegraph features start sounding like replies on Bluesky
February 19, 2026 at 6:40 PM
When did Telegraph features start sounding like replies on Bluesky