Chris
@seismicshed.bsky.social
Husband to a patient wife. Father to a trans daughter and an 8ft son. Increasingly frustrated and angry with the stupidity of the world. Musician. Gardener. Drinker. Straight cis 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ally. He / him.
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Chris
@seismicshed.bsky.social
· Oct 15
Waiting for one of these to call me a motherfucker, as per the internet.
It still staggers me that he got away with it.
Five years ago, we watched a violent mob try to overturn an election. We don’t honor democracy by forgetting that day. We honor it by defending the truth, strengthening institutions, and refusing to normalize political violence.
January 6, 2026 at 5:33 PM
It still staggers me that he got away with it.
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Me, pushing a duck to the centre of the poker table: let's make this a little more interesting
January 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Me, pushing a duck to the centre of the poker table: let's make this a little more interesting
It's here, everyone, you can relax now.
January 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
It's here, everyone, you can relax now.
I cheerfully predict some of the worst people in the world absolutely losing their shit over this headline.
January 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I cheerfully predict some of the worst people in the world absolutely losing their shit over this headline.
Our so called leaders speak,
With words they try to jail ya,
They subjugate the weak,
But it's the rhetoric of failure.
With words they try to jail ya,
They subjugate the weak,
But it's the rhetoric of failure.
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Our so called leaders speak,
With words they try to jail ya,
They subjugate the weak,
But it's the rhetoric of failure.
With words they try to jail ya,
They subjugate the weak,
But it's the rhetoric of failure.
I'll look after it if you want.
Deep in the vaults: the Bank of England’s £1.4bn Venezuelan gold conundrum
Deep in the vaults: the Bank of England’s £1.4bn Venezuelan gold conundrum
Nicolás Maduro’s seizure by US reopens question of who controls country’s reserves held in the UK
www.theguardian.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I'll look after it if you want.
Once again, the hour approaches...
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Once again, the hour approaches...
Playing rugby.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Playing rugby.
You might be getting snow, we're getting a thaw.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his hand on his face .
Alt: John thaw, in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his hand on his face, hiding a grin.
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:51 AM
You might be getting snow, we're getting a thaw.
They shouldn’t be allowed to call it ‘live chat’ if they haven’t answered your enquiry after 20 min
January 6, 2026 at 10:21 AM
They shouldn’t be allowed to call it ‘live chat’ if they haven’t answered your enquiry after 20 min
Yesterday's delivery update: it's back at the depot in Newark.
January 6, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Yesterday's delivery update: it's back at the depot in Newark.
Having observed over the last several years how consequences seem to affect Trump, I think it's fairly safe to assume that the consequences for him annexing Greenland will be exactly the same.
Fuck all.
Fuck all.
January 6, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Having observed over the last several years how consequences seem to affect Trump, I think it's fairly safe to assume that the consequences for him annexing Greenland will be exactly the same.
Fuck all.
Fuck all.
It is, when you consider it carefully, all fucking bollocks, isn't it?
January 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It is, when you consider it carefully, all fucking bollocks, isn't it?
only 52 minutes remain on the parcel delivery window ticking clock... Will it come or won't it?
place your bets now..
place your bets now..
January 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
only 52 minutes remain on the parcel delivery window ticking clock... Will it come or won't it?
place your bets now..
place your bets now..
Delivery update: No, not yet.
a black and white photo of a woman with the words `` whoa , we 're halfway there '' .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman with the words `` whoa , we 're halfway there '' .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Delivery update: No, not yet.
Father Ted and Black Books.
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Father Ted and Black Books.
I'm about to open the Box of Receipts #taxreturn
a man is holding a rabbit 's skull on his head .
ALT: a man is holding a rabbit 's skull on his head .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I'm about to open the Box of Receipts #taxreturn
It's my brother's birthday today, and whilst he may be young, slimmer and better looking than me, I have the bigger intellectuals and a wider general intelligement.
January 5, 2026 at 10:48 AM
It's my brother's birthday today, and whilst he may be young, slimmer and better looking than me, I have the bigger intellectuals and a wider general intelligement.
I have a delivery arriving today between 8am and 6pm. Helpful.
January 5, 2026 at 7:48 AM
I have a delivery arriving today between 8am and 6pm. Helpful.
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Taurus: You will live like a king this year. Isolated, paranoid, never sure if anyone’s affections are genuine.
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Taurus: You will live like a king this year. Isolated, paranoid, never sure if anyone’s affections are genuine.
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
I have a few things to do, so I've spent an hour thinking about what order to do them in, and haven't actually done anything yet.
January 4, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I have a few things to do, so I've spent an hour thinking about what order to do them in, and haven't actually done anything yet.
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You honestly don't have to show me what Twitter's saying. That's why I'm here and not there.
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You honestly don't have to show me what Twitter's saying. That's why I'm here and not there.
I've been reading about Sargon of Akkad.
(The mesopotamian emperor from c. BC2200, whose empire crumbled under what was thought to be a curse but was more likely just because of unexpected and rapid change in climate, not that UKIP cunt)
(The mesopotamian emperor from c. BC2200, whose empire crumbled under what was thought to be a curse but was more likely just because of unexpected and rapid change in climate, not that UKIP cunt)
January 4, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I've been reading about Sargon of Akkad.
(The mesopotamian emperor from c. BC2200, whose empire crumbled under what was thought to be a curse but was more likely just because of unexpected and rapid change in climate, not that UKIP cunt)
(The mesopotamian emperor from c. BC2200, whose empire crumbled under what was thought to be a curse but was more likely just because of unexpected and rapid change in climate, not that UKIP cunt)
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"