Chris
@seismicshed.bsky.social
Husband to a patient wife. Father to a trans daughter and an 8ft son. Increasingly frustrated and angry with the stupidity of the world. Musician. Gardener. Drinker. Straight cis 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ally. He / him.
Tell you, mate, I was absolutely steaming last night.
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Tell you, mate, I was absolutely steaming last night.
We've had police helicopters before but I don't recall a police plane being this interested in our locale before. Been circling for an hour now.
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We've had police helicopters before but I don't recall a police plane being this interested in our locale before. Been circling for an hour now.
I'm sitting outside in a t shirt in November
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm sitting outside in a t shirt in November
Have invoked 2nd amendment.
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Have invoked 2nd amendment.
Local church is carpet bombing poppies for Jesus @remembrancewatch.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Local church is carpet bombing poppies for Jesus @remembrancewatch.bsky.social
I didn't find Captain Tom today but here he his from 3 years ago.
October 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I didn't find Captain Tom today but here he his from 3 years ago.
Here he is, from 3 or 4 years ago.
October 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Here he is, from 3 or 4 years ago.
The chap in front of the church with HM queen and Paddington is no less than old Winnie himself
October 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The chap in front of the church with HM queen and Paddington is no less than old Winnie himself
Here you go @remembrancewatch.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Here you go @remembrancewatch.bsky.social
This big old beech is looking at me funny.
October 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
This big old beech is looking at me funny.
I remember Marlin guitars being in my mum's catalogue and I really wanted one. Played one some years later and was glad I never persuaded her. I had one of these, but in black. Neck like robin hoods bow.
October 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I remember Marlin guitars being in my mum's catalogue and I really wanted one. Played one some years later and was glad I never persuaded her. I had one of these, but in black. Neck like robin hoods bow.
Cool. I've just bin mowing the grass.
October 7, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Cool. I've just bin mowing the grass.
The fucking Poke. Seriously?
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The fucking Poke. Seriously?
Tonight's gig includes a railway platform
September 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Tonight's gig includes a railway platform
WTF is this abomination?
September 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
WTF is this abomination?
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er hills and walls,
When all at once I saw a sight,
This lad, and his massive balls.
That floats on high o'er hills and walls,
When all at once I saw a sight,
This lad, and his massive balls.
September 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er hills and walls,
When all at once I saw a sight,
This lad, and his massive balls.
That floats on high o'er hills and walls,
When all at once I saw a sight,
This lad, and his massive balls.
Behold, the very first grapes 🍇 produced at Chateau Du Shed.
August 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Behold, the very first grapes 🍇 produced at Chateau Du Shed.
That thing I posted last week about my MP being generally ok and doing good stuff? Yeah, fuck that.
August 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
That thing I posted last week about my MP being generally ok and doing good stuff? Yeah, fuck that.
First batch already pickling...
August 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
First batch already pickling...
I get approximately 90 percent of my annual antioxidant intake at this time of year.
August 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I get approximately 90 percent of my annual antioxidant intake at this time of year.
