A Christmas MiraCol
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You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today. Human rights are cool, we should leave them alone. Very Scottish 🍀
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Football fans know three things about football - there's a manager (who needs sacking), a board (that needs sacking) and the shirt (which needs showing passion for)
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Football fans know three things about football - there's a manager (who needs sacking), a board (that needs sacking) and the shirt (which needs showing passion for)
Knew from the outset that Sovereign on Prime wasn't going to make me happy and I was dead right
a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and saying that makes me feel sad i 'm sad
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and saying that makes me feel sad i 'm sad
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December 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Knew from the outset that Sovereign on Prime wasn't going to make me happy and I was dead right
When you remember an embarrassing event in your life from 25 years ago while just going about your day
December 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
When you remember an embarrassing event in your life from 25 years ago while just going about your day
I was cleaning glass doors in the restaurant and a guy across the street thought I was waving at him so waved back. I like to think he wakes up at 3am in a cold sweat every now and again with sheer embarrassment
Please quote this with stories of your minor interactions with non-celebrities, e.g. “I once accidentally bumped into a man in the Wellingborough branch of Holland & Barrett”
December 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I was cleaning glass doors in the restaurant and a guy across the street thought I was waving at him so waved back. I like to think he wakes up at 3am in a cold sweat every now and again with sheer embarrassment
I'd just end up being the centre of attraction, what with my hot dad bod and devilishly good looks
December 30, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I'd just end up being the centre of attraction, what with my hot dad bod and devilishly good looks
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Me: Can I have a go in the hedge now?
Hedgehog: No.
Hedgehog: No.
December 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Me: Can I have a go in the hedge now?
Hedgehog: No.
Hedgehog: No.
Dune 3: Seriously Though, Paul Is The Bad Guy
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Dune 3: Seriously Though, Paul Is The Bad Guy
Robert the Bruce at Bannockburn
Constantly reminded I’m surrounded by the English
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Robert the Bruce at Bannockburn
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If I managed one this year, I'll probably just keep going forever. Exclusively for Bluesky, it's my 2025 Blog! #Blogmanay🥳
2025 Review
Why did I cover up the colours stuck inside my head? I should've let the jagged edges meet the light instead Show me what's underneath, I...
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December 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM
If I managed one this year, I'll probably just keep going forever. Exclusively for Bluesky, it's my 2025 Blog! #Blogmanay🥳
Everything about this production - music, lyrics, timing, setting, performance, imagery and emotional gut-punch ending - is genius. You should watch it because Ren has created a modern Shakespearean tragedy, however uncomfortable the subject matter is
Ren - The Tale of Jenny & Screech (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Ren
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Everything about this production - music, lyrics, timing, setting, performance, imagery and emotional gut-punch ending - is genius. You should watch it because Ren has created a modern Shakespearean tragedy, however uncomfortable the subject matter is
Please vote for Olivia's short film #iHunt: Loose Threads, which is up against some AI shit. Real people making real movies cannot be allowed to lose to talentless data entry clerks
We were in first place in this film award voting.
A film made purely with AI just netted over 150 votes in 12 hours.
Now it's personal.
Please. Help us kick this THING's ass fair and square. ART FOR ARTISTS.
Reshare? VOTE!
www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...
A film made purely with AI just netted over 150 votes in 12 hours.
Now it's personal.
Please. Help us kick this THING's ass fair and square. ART FOR ARTISTS.
Reshare? VOTE!
www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...
Audience Choice Awards | Short of the Year
Vote for your favorite short films in the Short of the Year Audience Choice Awards. Watch, vote, and support independent filmmakers.
www.shortoftheyear.com
December 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Please vote for Olivia's short film #iHunt: Loose Threads, which is up against some AI shit. Real people making real movies cannot be allowed to lose to talentless data entry clerks
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33m | 🦁 2 - 3 🍀 | SPFL
This approach of Nancy is like Angeball crossed with a huge dose of amphetamines and a 5 litre bottle of white lightning cider.
#CelticFC
#SackTheBoard
This approach of Nancy is like Angeball crossed with a huge dose of amphetamines and a 5 litre bottle of white lightning cider.
#CelticFC
#SackTheBoard
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
33m | 🦁 2 - 3 🍀 | SPFL
This approach of Nancy is like Angeball crossed with a huge dose of amphetamines and a 5 litre bottle of white lightning cider.
#CelticFC
#SackTheBoard
This approach of Nancy is like Angeball crossed with a huge dose of amphetamines and a 5 litre bottle of white lightning cider.
#CelticFC
#SackTheBoard
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A couple of predictions for 2026. By this time next year and for very different reasons, we will have seen the back of both Starmer and Trump.
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Hope will start to dawn in 2026
Making predictions in politics is a mug’s game, particularly if those predictions concern a year ahead. It has famously been said that a week is a long time in politics, so a year is the equi…
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December 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
A couple of predictions for 2026. By this time next year and for very different reasons, we will have seen the back of both Starmer and Trump.
weegingerdug.wordpress.com/2025/12/27/h...
weegingerdug.wordpress.com/2025/12/27/h...
A classic of the genre 🇬🇧
Grateful to Facebook memories for reminding me that message of concern and support has more heft if it can also contain a soupçon of sectarianism
December 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
A classic of the genre 🇬🇧
Though tempting, never try to tickle a Cybertruck when it exposes its belly to you as it's instinctive reaction is to burst into flames
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Though tempting, never try to tickle a Cybertruck when it exposes its belly to you as it's instinctive reaction is to burst into flames
She's got a face like a bag of cats
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
She's got a face like a bag of cats
Make a Bond film casual
The Spy Who Thought I Was Ok
Softball
Cubic Zirconia Are Forever
The Man With the Golden Gnu
The Spy Who Thought I Was Ok
Softball
Cubic Zirconia Are Forever
The Man With the Golden Gnu
Make a Bond film casual
For Your Eyes Occasionally
For Your Eyes Occasionally
Make a Bond film casual
Dr. No Problemo
Dr. No Problemo
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Make a Bond film casual
The Spy Who Thought I Was Ok
Softball
Cubic Zirconia Are Forever
The Man With the Golden Gnu
The Spy Who Thought I Was Ok
Softball
Cubic Zirconia Are Forever
The Man With the Golden Gnu
We have a booking today for 6 people that was booked at 2am this morning. We are all familiar with the drunken, 'let's do this tomorrow, it'll be great!' when you're knee-deep in cans. If they turn up I'll be impressed
We are open on Boxing Day for the first time in around 10 years, first booking *was* 3:30pm but one of the staff has booked for 1pm
a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch and saying " i want him dead "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch and saying " i want him dead "
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
We have a booking today for 6 people that was booked at 2am this morning. We are all familiar with the drunken, 'let's do this tomorrow, it'll be great!' when you're knee-deep in cans. If they turn up I'll be impressed
We are open on Boxing Day for the first time in around 10 years, first booking *was* 3:30pm but one of the staff has booked for 1pm
a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch and saying " i want him dead "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch and saying " i want him dead "
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
We are open on Boxing Day for the first time in around 10 years, first booking *was* 3:30pm but one of the staff has booked for 1pm
"Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I were to fuck someone, it would have been her. It would have been her"
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"fly, you fucks!"
"fly, you fucks!"
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I am no man, you fuck!"
"I am no man, you fuck!"
December 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
"Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I were to fuck someone, it would have been her. It would have been her"
Watching the Death of Snow White on Prime and I'm sad to report that the Wicked Queen is much fairer and hotter than Snow White, as are most of Snow Whites pals, which kind of destroys the whole premise
December 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Watching the Death of Snow White on Prime and I'm sad to report that the Wicked Queen is much fairer and hotter than Snow White, as are most of Snow Whites pals, which kind of destroys the whole premise
Merry Xmas, Seasons Greeting, Joyeux Noel etc. I hope you all received lovely gifts/sacrificed someone to the god of winter today, depending on your theological viewpoint xx
December 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Merry Xmas, Seasons Greeting, Joyeux Noel etc. I hope you all received lovely gifts/sacrificed someone to the god of winter today, depending on your theological viewpoint xx