Col
@colken.bsky.social
You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today. Human rights are cool, we should leave them alone. Very Scottish 🍀
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2% battery, might have to go home 😔
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
2% battery, might have to go home 😔
This is a really nice thing amongst the shit
I made a random compliment generator today because I wanted to make something nice :)
Compliments 💖
You deserve to hear this
dr.eamer.dev
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This is a really nice thing amongst the shit
Healthcare in the US is frankly insane, it's like they're all living with Stockholm syndrome and just accept bankruptcy might be an option for minor medical issues
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Healthcare in the US is frankly insane, it's like they're all living with Stockholm syndrome and just accept bankruptcy might be an option for minor medical issues
Why not, I'm off tomorrow
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Why not, I'm off tomorrow
Tonight's feature presentation:
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Tonight's feature presentation:
Movie night tonight and the choices are Weapons or Bring Her Back. Anyone who's seen both have a favourite?
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Movie night tonight and the choices are Weapons or Bring Her Back. Anyone who's seen both have a favourite?
Watched Idiocracy again last night and remarkably while it's a stupid piece of fluff, it's not a million miles away from how I see the world these days. Everything is just so stupid
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Watched Idiocracy again last night and remarkably while it's a stupid piece of fluff, it's not a million miles away from how I see the world these days. Everything is just so stupid
I should probably get a diagnosis tbh
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I should probably get a diagnosis tbh
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
Just served Peter Capaldi
a man with a beard and long blonde hair is holding a sword in a forest .
ALT: a man with a beard and long blonde hair is holding a sword in a forest .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Just served Peter Capaldi
Son has applied for a Medicinal Chemistry degree at uni
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Son has applied for a Medicinal Chemistry degree at uni
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The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
Expect protesters at ICE facilities to be open-carrying subway footlongs from now on
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Expect protesters at ICE facilities to be open-carrying subway footlongs from now on
Interviewer: thank you for coming to see us today, I'm sure we'll see each other again when you start your new role, haha. Is there anything else you'd like to ask?
Me: where's your fucking poppy?
Me: where's your fucking poppy?
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Interviewer: thank you for coming to see us today, I'm sure we'll see each other again when you start your new role, haha. Is there anything else you'd like to ask?
Me: where's your fucking poppy?
Me: where's your fucking poppy?
The only one I haven't seen is... David Bowie
5 artists I have seen live but one is a lie:
Gomez
The Stranglers
Depeche Mode
R.E.M.
David Bowie
Gomez
The Stranglers
Depeche Mode
R.E.M.
David Bowie
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The only one I haven't seen is... David Bowie
5 artists I have seen live but one is a lie:
Gomez
The Stranglers
Depeche Mode
R.E.M.
David Bowie
Gomez
The Stranglers
Depeche Mode
R.E.M.
David Bowie
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
5 artists I have seen live but one is a lie:
Gomez
The Stranglers
Depeche Mode
R.E.M.
David Bowie
Gomez
The Stranglers
Depeche Mode
R.E.M.
David Bowie
Gimli: we have come to remember the fallen, those brave elves who stood as comrades alongside us in the war against the dark
Legolas: where's your fucking simbelmynë?
Legolas: where's your fucking simbelmynë?
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Gimli: we have come to remember the fallen, those brave elves who stood as comrades alongside us in the war against the dark
Legolas: where's your fucking simbelmynë?
Legolas: where's your fucking simbelmynë?
Round 2 of Name The Movie
I feel @paulduane.bsky.social @cineblah.bsky.social or @jacklikesfilms.bsky.social might know this
I feel @paulduane.bsky.social @cineblah.bsky.social or @jacklikesfilms.bsky.social might know this
That's what I'm talking about 👌
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Round 2 of Name The Movie
I feel @paulduane.bsky.social @cineblah.bsky.social or @jacklikesfilms.bsky.social might know this
I feel @paulduane.bsky.social @cineblah.bsky.social or @jacklikesfilms.bsky.social might know this
Discovered at my sons progress meetings tonight that he's part of a programme that talks to 1st and 2nd year pupils about racism, gender violence and respect, which is the first we've heard of this
a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show
ALT: a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Discovered at my sons progress meetings tonight that he's part of a programme that talks to 1st and 2nd year pupils about racism, gender violence and respect, which is the first we've heard of this
Son is away to uni today as part of his advanced chemistry higher and the boys know something's up cos he's usually home by now
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Son is away to uni today as part of his advanced chemistry higher and the boys know something's up cos he's usually home by now
That's what I'm talking about 👌
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
That's what I'm talking about 👌
Over 50% of the vote? Oof, that's a smack in the teeth for the centrist democrats
November 5, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Over 50% of the vote? Oof, that's a smack in the teeth for the centrist democrats
There should be a law against the National Lottery sending emails that are not winners notifications
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
There should be a law against the National Lottery sending emails that are not winners notifications