Col
@colken.bsky.social
You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today. Human rights are cool, we should leave them alone. Very Scottish 🍀
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Why not, I'm off tomorrow
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Why not, I'm off tomorrow
Tonight's feature presentation:
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Tonight's feature presentation:
Some timeline synchronicity there
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Some timeline synchronicity there
Son has applied for a Medicinal Chemistry degree at uni
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Son has applied for a Medicinal Chemistry degree at uni
Son is away to uni today as part of his advanced chemistry higher and the boys know something's up cos he's usually home by now
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Son is away to uni today as part of his advanced chemistry higher and the boys know something's up cos he's usually home by now
Yeah I haven't got round to fitting this yet
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Yeah I haven't got round to fitting this yet
That's what I'm talking about 👌
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
That's what I'm talking about 👌
There should be a law against the National Lottery sending emails that are not winners notifications
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
There should be a law against the National Lottery sending emails that are not winners notifications
We're getting a new TV delivered during the week so we gave our old one away and I'm reduced to watching this ridiculous thing in the meantime
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
We're getting a new TV delivered during the week so we gave our old one away and I'm reduced to watching this ridiculous thing in the meantime
Someone at Apple should sort out their Face ID, mines hasn't been working all day
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Someone at Apple should sort out their Face ID, mines hasn't been working all day
On this Halloween, a reminder that a sculptor included a Xenomorph gargoyle during the 1990s restoration of Paisley Abbey
October 31, 2025 at 11:07 AM
On this Halloween, a reminder that a sculptor included a Xenomorph gargoyle during the 1990s restoration of Paisley Abbey
Me asking the big questions everyone else is afraid to ask
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Me asking the big questions everyone else is afraid to ask
This dog dressed as Pinhead wins Halloween
October 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This dog dressed as Pinhead wins Halloween
1. Mary trademarked her name which means there can only ever be one Mary Berry and all others are put to the sword
2. Mary calls her vagina Enid
3. She shot a man in 1993, just to watch him die
4. Mary released Casserolé (olé olé) a dance hit in the summer of 1983
5. She voiced Pingu over 3 seasons
2. Mary calls her vagina Enid
3. She shot a man in 1993, just to watch him die
4. Mary released Casserolé (olé olé) a dance hit in the summer of 1983
5. She voiced Pingu over 3 seasons
October 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
1. Mary trademarked her name which means there can only ever be one Mary Berry and all others are put to the sword
2. Mary calls her vagina Enid
3. She shot a man in 1993, just to watch him die
4. Mary released Casserolé (olé olé) a dance hit in the summer of 1983
5. She voiced Pingu over 3 seasons
2. Mary calls her vagina Enid
3. She shot a man in 1993, just to watch him die
4. Mary released Casserolé (olé olé) a dance hit in the summer of 1983
5. She voiced Pingu over 3 seasons
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Very reasonable price, I'll take one
October 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Very reasonable price, I'll take one
Singing along to Real Wild Child but substituting the words for Bao Bun, much to everyone's consternation
Gonna break it loose, gonna keep 'em movin' wild
Gonna keep a-swingin' baby, I'm a chicken bao bun
Gonna break it loose, gonna keep 'em movin' wild
Gonna keep a-swingin' baby, I'm a chicken bao bun
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Singing along to Real Wild Child but substituting the words for Bao Bun, much to everyone's consternation
Gonna break it loose, gonna keep 'em movin' wild
Gonna keep a-swingin' baby, I'm a chicken bao bun
Gonna break it loose, gonna keep 'em movin' wild
Gonna keep a-swingin' baby, I'm a chicken bao bun