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something nice with flowers or cats
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Fcuk yes. This is one of the hills I will die on.
The 12 Days of Christmas “advent calendars” piss me off.

Advent marks the fourth Sunday before Christmas until, well, Christmas. Modern calendars go from Dec 1 to the 24th.

The twelve days refer to Dec 25 to Jan 6.

These are different timespans!
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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The rememberbus
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I pray I'm never such a bad boss that my life resembles an Arrested Development bit
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Without the BBC we wouldn't have this. Protect it at all costs
Mr Blobby meets The Chuckle Brothers
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Cybercuck
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Surely that’s just low-polyamory
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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suspect has ten hands and twenty nine legs
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You can still be considered middle class if you’re living in a bin but people get vary mad if you claim to be from a ‘working class background’ if you currently earn over 40k in a soft office job (not sales, you can be working class till about 80k in sales). Builders on 150k are still working class.
Could someone explain to me what is meant when a British person refers to "the middle class" ? Like, in the US, as I hear it, it basically just means a person who makes a certain amount of money, not too far below and not wildly above the median. Seems like a complex concept when UK writers use it?
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I will admit that I don’t know much about health insurance but this sounds fucking stupid.
Trump: "We want a healthcare system where we pay the money to the people instead of the insurance companies. We're gonna be working on that very hard over the next short period of time. Where the people get the money. We're talking about trillions and trillions of dollars."
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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<the late Sophie Anderson in a car turning to camera>

“Fuck! It’s Armistice Day”
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Quick thread on the BBC and the political and societal significance of recent developments:

One of the main reasons the UK has historically been so much less polarised than the US, is that Britain has a shared source of information, consumed and trusted by most people regardless of their politics.
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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“We’re thrilled to announce that at last we’ve created the Torment Nexus, from…a TikTok, maybe? I saw it somewhere. Anyway.”
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I’ve been obsessed with the ceramic trees in the background decor of various Christmas films for years and finally managed to work out what to search for and ooof maybe not 😅
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It’s also funny that this is blinkist, or ‘books for people who hate reading’
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES SAYS SOME DUMB OLD LADY SHIT: Crying Snipes with gun meme
ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There aren’t many hot drinks I can have on my medical diet so inspired by Eastern Europeans I’m trying blackcurrant jam made into tea. It’s pretty good!
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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SO to all my faerie smut girlies and monster fucker they / thems, we successfully stole the basilisk from the men
TIL the power of the internet again. 💖 ty
March 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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I'm going to use this slimmest of excuses to post one of my favorite cartoons
March 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Until today it never even OCCURRED to me to have an olfactory preference with regards to my choice of screen wash.
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Cashier ID’d me for these and I can only assume they were suspicious I was going to do an extremely PRECISE murder
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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A Dutch province has asked the US ambassador in the Netherlands to return two panels about African American soldiers to the visitors center of the Netherlands American Cemetery, located in Margraten (Limburg). The two panels were recently removed by the American Battle Monuments Commission (ABMC).
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM