Santiago Jones
@santiagojones.bsky.social
I know it’s social media and you’re prob lovely, but strangers scare me, so not soliciting for engagement beyond established friends. Also, I ❤️ dump trucks.
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Santiago Jones
@santiagojones.bsky.social
· Feb 12
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It’ll be a shame to see you go, but I spend enough time in actual offline real life apologising for my existence I’ve not got the resilience to maintain the admin of doing it on here too.
It’ll be a shame to see you go, but I spend enough time in actual offline real life apologising for my existence I’ve not got the resilience to maintain the admin of doing it on here too.
“My father said, never a borrower or lender be, the bank sacked him of course… if you want to take offence take a fence, if you want to take a wall you’ll need some bricks”
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
“My father said, never a borrower or lender be, the bank sacked him of course… if you want to take offence take a fence, if you want to take a wall you’ll need some bricks”
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it has several Lotus badges, of course it looks spectacular in green
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www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
it has several Lotus badges, of course it looks spectacular in green
www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...
www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...
<the late Sophie Anderson in a car turning to camera>
“Fuck! It’s Armistice Day”
“Fuck! It’s Armistice Day”
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
<the late Sophie Anderson in a car turning to camera>
“Fuck! It’s Armistice Day”
“Fuck! It’s Armistice Day”
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Watching this gem. It’s obviously an old one- the fabulous Victoria Wood is in it- but well worth a watch if you’ve never gotten around to it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Watching this gem. It’s obviously an old one- the fabulous Victoria Wood is in it- but well worth a watch if you’ve never gotten around to it.
Carol from the Brittas Empire has had a Hun-Glow-Up, blimey. Get a beveragino down that woman pronto.
(She may be a baddie I haven’t watched it in ages… oh look there’s Nigel!)
Thus is Eastenders, sorry.
(She may be a baddie I haven’t watched it in ages… oh look there’s Nigel!)
Thus is Eastenders, sorry.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Carol from the Brittas Empire has had a Hun-Glow-Up, blimey. Get a beveragino down that woman pronto.
(She may be a baddie I haven’t watched it in ages… oh look there’s Nigel!)
Thus is Eastenders, sorry.
(She may be a baddie I haven’t watched it in ages… oh look there’s Nigel!)
Thus is Eastenders, sorry.
On the plus side I can now mute the term “BBC”
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
On the plus side I can now mute the term “BBC”
Um.
I don’t tick tock. I wait very patiently for sfw things to filter back to old man tock (YouTube shorts)… so, here’s a thing…
A sound clip of Michael Moon from a decade and half ago on Eastenders seems to be a thing with “saucily attired influencers”
Do they even *KNOW* Michael Moon?
Odd.
I don’t tick tock. I wait very patiently for sfw things to filter back to old man tock (YouTube shorts)… so, here’s a thing…
A sound clip of Michael Moon from a decade and half ago on Eastenders seems to be a thing with “saucily attired influencers”
Do they even *KNOW* Michael Moon?
Odd.
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Um.
I don’t tick tock. I wait very patiently for sfw things to filter back to old man tock (YouTube shorts)… so, here’s a thing…
A sound clip of Michael Moon from a decade and half ago on Eastenders seems to be a thing with “saucily attired influencers”
Do they even *KNOW* Michael Moon?
Odd.
I don’t tick tock. I wait very patiently for sfw things to filter back to old man tock (YouTube shorts)… so, here’s a thing…
A sound clip of Michael Moon from a decade and half ago on Eastenders seems to be a thing with “saucily attired influencers”
Do they even *KNOW* Michael Moon?
Odd.
Tim Davie is a pie
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Tim Davie is a pie
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
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Floella Benjamin for DG.
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Floella Benjamin for DG.
So regeneration scene and Billie Piper?
Or is that the other thing?
Or is that the other thing?
BBC Director General has always been men – all 17 of them – for more than 100 years.
Wonder whether it will change this time round.
Wonder whether it will change this time round.
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
So regeneration scene and Billie Piper?
Or is that the other thing?
Or is that the other thing?
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Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
What do we want?
A four week seclusional holiday armed only with a load of mid-late 90s WCW videos, snacks and the worlds comfiest chair.
What am I getting?
Sunday night fear.
VERY POOR, VERY POOR INDEED.
A four week seclusional holiday armed only with a load of mid-late 90s WCW videos, snacks and the worlds comfiest chair.
What am I getting?
Sunday night fear.
VERY POOR, VERY POOR INDEED.
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
What do we want?
A four week seclusional holiday armed only with a load of mid-late 90s WCW videos, snacks and the worlds comfiest chair.
What am I getting?
Sunday night fear.
VERY POOR, VERY POOR INDEED.
A four week seclusional holiday armed only with a load of mid-late 90s WCW videos, snacks and the worlds comfiest chair.
What am I getting?
Sunday night fear.
VERY POOR, VERY POOR INDEED.
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Just watched an episode of Z-Cars and Ray Bloody Purchase was in it!!
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Just watched an episode of Z-Cars and Ray Bloody Purchase was in it!!
In hindsight perhaps wussing out of going to the rugby was a good idea.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
In hindsight perhaps wussing out of going to the rugby was a good idea.
A full six hours behind the TL.
#joiningin
#joiningin
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
A full six hours behind the TL.
#joiningin
#joiningin
We (Forest) are going to lose a 9 goal thriller aren’t we.
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
We (Forest) are going to lose a 9 goal thriller aren’t we.
Me, at the cash point.
Statement, please.
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Me, at the cash point.
That’s plenty now.
Unless someone can do one that just says “big tits” because that might amuse me.
Unless someone can do one that just says “big tits” because that might amuse me.
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 AM
That’s plenty now.
Unless someone can do one that just says “big tits” because that might amuse me.
Unless someone can do one that just says “big tits” because that might amuse me.
The meme you’re all doing with the lettering (avoiding referencing its source to avoid political accounts) reminds me of lovely old lorries.
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The meme you’re all doing with the lettering (avoiding referencing its source to avoid political accounts) reminds me of lovely old lorries.
Basic, but I like em.
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Basic, but I like em.
Fairwell King, Quentin Wilson x
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Fairwell King, Quentin Wilson x
Me flirting
<alt text for gif, young Noel Fielding popping a pipe in his mouth and smithing at camera>
<alt text for gif, young Noel Fielding popping a pipe in his mouth and smithing at camera>
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Me flirting
<alt text for gif, young Noel Fielding popping a pipe in his mouth and smithing at camera>
<alt text for gif, young Noel Fielding popping a pipe in his mouth and smithing at camera>