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Santiago Jones
@santiagojones.bsky.social
I know it’s social media and you’re prob lovely, but strangers scare me, so not soliciting for engagement beyond established friends. Also, I ❤️ dump trucks.
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Post an image that will always make you laugh.

Firstly, bit of blue for’t Dads.

Specially <Barry Davies voice> look at his face, just look at his face.

Finally, this is specifically funny as just Mr Grinch was used by my mate in the Christmas group chat for ages and only we know what it’s from.
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Fkn beautiful, milk and dark chocolate bounty’s just co-existing side by side a twix the size of forearm, adverts for tasty tabs instead of gaaaamiblin, greatest country in the world until woke.

(This is a bit).
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM
“Hey yo”
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My face when he’s getting a laser up the perineum:
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“No interest in Titz” was one of the best experiences I’d ever had on one of the older ones!
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
“My father said, never a borrower or lender be, the bank sacked him of course… if you want to take offence take a fence, if you want to take a wall you’ll need some bricks”
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
<the late Sophie Anderson in a car turning to camera>

“Fuck! It’s Armistice Day”
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
MFW some jiggly arsed lass from California is doing a bit to a Michael Moon quote
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A full six hours behind the TL.
#joiningin
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I don’t know where the link it’s so I’ve chopped that up in photo editor.
Feels more hassle than it’s worth!
November 9, 2025 at 9:38 AM
The meme you’re all doing with the lettering (avoiding referencing its source to avoid political accounts) reminds me of lovely old lorries.
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Basic, but I like em.
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Chaser
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Fairwell King, Quentin Wilson x
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Me flirting

<alt text for gif, young Noel Fielding popping a pipe in his mouth and smithing at camera>
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Bought the new Panic Shack album, pleased I own previous Panic Shack EP as this may not have passed the “why are you buying this” otherwise.

Arses, Leopardprint (!), Gods own Wales, it is a bit of me.
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The Thing 2 < An Another Fing
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 AM
<murders You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling>
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
MJF on the after dinner circuit in 40yrs.
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Btw all your JLCA takes (John Lewis Christmas Advertisement) are now, alas, culturally irrelevant.
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Socks on
Socks on
I keep my socks on.
During sexual intercourse.
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Been up in the loft.
We’ve only been in this place a few months, volume of pipework crisscrossing the floor up here is insane for such a small house. Also, not creepy at all wooden “duct” lagged with carpet running half length of attic.
If I had the money I’d knock it all down and start again.
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM