Santiago Jones
@santiagojones.bsky.social
I know it’s social media and you’re prob lovely, but strangers scare me, so not soliciting for engagement beyond established friends. Also, I ❤️ dump trucks.
My face when he’s getting a laser up the perineum:
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My face when he’s getting a laser up the perineum:
Or. A completely bland new one with no acknowledgment the character was supposed to have died, just have them wink to camera every time they introduce themselves as Bond, James Bond.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling .
Alt: Mr Bean, winking.
Have checked for typos multiple times
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Or. A completely bland new one with no acknowledgment the character was supposed to have died, just have them wink to camera every time they introduce themselves as Bond, James Bond.
RoboBond is the solution!
A coming together of two great franchises!
He can have a special dildo holster for all the ladies he “entertains” of something.
A coming together of two great franchises!
He can have a special dildo holster for all the ladies he “entertains” of something.
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
RoboBond is the solution!
A coming together of two great franchises!
He can have a special dildo holster for all the ladies he “entertains” of something.
A coming together of two great franchises!
He can have a special dildo holster for all the ladies he “entertains” of something.
“No interest in Titz” was one of the best experiences I’d ever had on one of the older ones!
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
“No interest in Titz” was one of the best experiences I’d ever had on one of the older ones!
ON YOUR SIDE!
(I’m mixing references)
(I’m mixing references)
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
ON YOUR SIDE!
(I’m mixing references)
(I’m mixing references)
Come unto me, fellow dreadful people, who know the cursed reference.
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Come unto me, fellow dreadful people, who know the cursed reference.
Pleased to announce I have been Gemini this whole time.
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Pleased to announce I have been Gemini this whole time.
(Lost interest in enormous cocks).
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
(Lost interest in enormous cocks).
There’s a lot of politics and actual news on the TL, thought I’d try and offer something a bit lighter.
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
There’s a lot of politics and actual news on the TL, thought I’d try and offer something a bit lighter.
What the dickens has happened here?!?
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
What the dickens has happened here?!?
MFW some jiggly arsed lass from California is doing a bit to a Michael Moon quote
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
MFW some jiggly arsed lass from California is doing a bit to a Michael Moon quote