Santiago Jones
@santiagojones.bsky.social
I know it’s social media and you’re prob lovely, but strangers scare me, so not soliciting for engagement beyond established friends. Also, I ❤️ dump trucks.
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Santiago Jones
@santiagojones.bsky.social
· Feb 12
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It’ll be a shame to see you go, but I spend enough time in actual offline real life apologising for my existence I’ve not got the resilience to maintain the admin of doing it on here too.
It’ll be a shame to see you go, but I spend enough time in actual offline real life apologising for my existence I’ve not got the resilience to maintain the admin of doing it on here too.
Fun The Grimleys fact, was written by the dude who does Line of Duty.
Appreciate this isn’t quite Stakka Bo/Chernobyl levels of intrigue, but still pretty fun I think.
Appreciate this isn’t quite Stakka Bo/Chernobyl levels of intrigue, but still pretty fun I think.
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Fun The Grimleys fact, was written by the dude who does Line of Duty.
Appreciate this isn’t quite Stakka Bo/Chernobyl levels of intrigue, but still pretty fun I think.
Appreciate this isn’t quite Stakka Bo/Chernobyl levels of intrigue, but still pretty fun I think.
Friends fear he’s found a way to watch slightly dreadful 1970s themed sitcom The Grimleys.
Brian Conley is a tour de force.
Also, for no reason at all, bumper bothering former Top Gear presenter William Woollard is “doing a bit” in this episode (and a fucking smashing “bit” it is too!)
Brian Conley is a tour de force.
Also, for no reason at all, bumper bothering former Top Gear presenter William Woollard is “doing a bit” in this episode (and a fucking smashing “bit” it is too!)
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Friends fear he’s found a way to watch slightly dreadful 1970s themed sitcom The Grimleys.
Brian Conley is a tour de force.
Also, for no reason at all, bumper bothering former Top Gear presenter William Woollard is “doing a bit” in this episode (and a fucking smashing “bit” it is too!)
Brian Conley is a tour de force.
Also, for no reason at all, bumper bothering former Top Gear presenter William Woollard is “doing a bit” in this episode (and a fucking smashing “bit” it is too!)
Saw this.
Want (peanut free) cake.
Mmmmmm… cake.
Might have to go to the Esso and hope for the best.
Want (peanut free) cake.
Mmmmmm… cake.
Might have to go to the Esso and hope for the best.
Midweek treat: Chocolate Peanut Butter Cake is #RecipeOfTheDay! www.nigella.com/recipes/choc...
Chocolate Peanut Butter Cake
Over the years, I’ve made many different cakes for my children’s birthdays, but for some time now this has been the chosen one, the cake of cakes, elected to celebrate many special occasions, and with...
www.nigella.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Saw this.
Want (peanut free) cake.
Mmmmmm… cake.
Might have to go to the Esso and hope for the best.
Want (peanut free) cake.
Mmmmmm… cake.
Might have to go to the Esso and hope for the best.
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There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
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Happy International Men's Day to El Bandito only
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Happy International Men's Day to El Bandito only
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
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Oh Harry Wilson - majestic stuff
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh Harry Wilson - majestic stuff
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Ever Decreasing Circles (18th November 1984). Having already defeated Paul, it seems that Martin is fated to win the snooker tournament. After all, his opponent in the final is only Howard ...
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Ever Decreasing Circles (18th November 1984). Having already defeated Paul, it seems that Martin is fated to win the snooker tournament. After all, his opponent in the final is only Howard ...
Every thumbnail on my YouTube feed looks like this RN:- Face, splosion, fings, wurds.
On any type of content - football, tech, toys, trains, computer games.
1/2
On any type of content - football, tech, toys, trains, computer games.
1/2
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Every thumbnail on my YouTube feed looks like this RN:- Face, splosion, fings, wurds.
On any type of content - football, tech, toys, trains, computer games.
1/2
On any type of content - football, tech, toys, trains, computer games.
1/2
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Me watching Blade Runner like:
What the fuck WAS that Blade Runner bobbins all about?
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Me watching Blade Runner like:
<Opens YouTube>
I see the Analogue 3D came out then.
Kinda regret not getting on that.
I see the Analogue 3D came out then.
Kinda regret not getting on that.
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
<Opens YouTube>
I see the Analogue 3D came out then.
Kinda regret not getting on that.
I see the Analogue 3D came out then.
Kinda regret not getting on that.
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
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Has anyone shared that picture of how everything even vaguely computer related is being propped up by a single system someone made in their bedroom in fkn Montana that has finally fallen over coz whoever built it died in 2003?
Else. Well, that.
That’s what’s probably happened.
Def wasn’t me 👀
Else. Well, that.
That’s what’s probably happened.
Def wasn’t me 👀
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Has anyone shared that picture of how everything even vaguely computer related is being propped up by a single system someone made in their bedroom in fkn Montana that has finally fallen over coz whoever built it died in 2003?
Else. Well, that.
That’s what’s probably happened.
Def wasn’t me 👀
Else. Well, that.
That’s what’s probably happened.
Def wasn’t me 👀
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
Only Shippam’s will remain.
Imagine that.
A future hellscape, all that survives is a populace of serfdom going cap in hand to big crab paste for sustenance.
Begun, the crab paste wars have.
(IDK if Shippam’s use AI, or if they’re part of a conglomerate, I’m just being silly about something shit) x
Imagine that.
A future hellscape, all that survives is a populace of serfdom going cap in hand to big crab paste for sustenance.
Begun, the crab paste wars have.
(IDK if Shippam’s use AI, or if they’re part of a conglomerate, I’m just being silly about something shit) x
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Only Shippam’s will remain.
Imagine that.
A future hellscape, all that survives is a populace of serfdom going cap in hand to big crab paste for sustenance.
Begun, the crab paste wars have.
(IDK if Shippam’s use AI, or if they’re part of a conglomerate, I’m just being silly about something shit) x
Imagine that.
A future hellscape, all that survives is a populace of serfdom going cap in hand to big crab paste for sustenance.
Begun, the crab paste wars have.
(IDK if Shippam’s use AI, or if they’re part of a conglomerate, I’m just being silly about something shit) x
Is that *THE* 75 tonne high capacity rail crane in your pocket? Or are you just thrilled to see me?
THE 75 TONNE HIGH CAPACITY RAIL CRANE (1979)
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Is that *THE* 75 tonne high capacity rail crane in your pocket? Or are you just thrilled to see me?
This. But somehow Shippam’s Crab Paste partnership.
Why not. Makes as much sense.
“Shippam’s is thrilled to announce a collaboration with NVIDIA to turbocharge paste based sandwich preparation with next-gen AI. We can’t wait to see how we can pump creepy animations & LLM into our product, somehow”
Why not. Makes as much sense.
“Shippam’s is thrilled to announce a collaboration with NVIDIA to turbocharge paste based sandwich preparation with next-gen AI. We can’t wait to see how we can pump creepy animations & LLM into our product, somehow”
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
This. But somehow Shippam’s Crab Paste partnership.
Why not. Makes as much sense.
“Shippam’s is thrilled to announce a collaboration with NVIDIA to turbocharge paste based sandwich preparation with next-gen AI. We can’t wait to see how we can pump creepy animations & LLM into our product, somehow”
Why not. Makes as much sense.
“Shippam’s is thrilled to announce a collaboration with NVIDIA to turbocharge paste based sandwich preparation with next-gen AI. We can’t wait to see how we can pump creepy animations & LLM into our product, somehow”
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Hey, look, it’s the first Liberty Walk Camaro in the States 🇯🇵🇺🇸🛸
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hey, look, it’s the first Liberty Walk Camaro in the States 🇯🇵🇺🇸🛸
Mark Briscoe - Funny
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🖤
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Mark Briscoe - Funny
🖤
🖤
I dread to fucking think tbh.
<points to pinned post>
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list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1) Rebel
2) Coventry City
3) Twenty eight eggs
1) Rebel
2) Coventry City
3) Twenty eight eggs
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Talks about writing too much
2. Uses the same angle for selfies
3. Has no life outside of writing and selfies
1. Talks about writing too much
2. Uses the same angle for selfies
3. Has no life outside of writing and selfies
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I dread to fucking think tbh.
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You wouldn’t wallop a Mary.
“The Juice” by The Mary Wallopers #nowplaying #6music
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You wouldn’t wallop a Mary.
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Timothée Chalamet as birthday boy Martin Scorsese except he looks like Brains from Thunderbirds
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Timothée Chalamet as birthday boy Martin Scorsese except he looks like Brains from Thunderbirds
Anything nice happening?
No?
Fair play.
Carry on.
No?
Fair play.
Carry on.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Anything nice happening?
No?
Fair play.
Carry on.
No?
Fair play.
Carry on.