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Madeley
@madeley.bsky.social
Nid doddynt, nid ydynt, nid ŷnt barawt.

He/him/fe.
I mean he's got to die soon hasn't he. Satan himself can't maintain that level of cortisol, cholesterol and whatever stims they're shooting into his arsecheek every morning. I know it won't meaningfully improve anything but it WILL make me feel better.
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Trump is a greedy, spiteful, racist, pedophilic, woman-hater. He was handed power TWICE because enough people thought they'd benefit from a leader with one or more of those qualities. Anyone who has ever well-actually'd themselves into refuting this very obvious truth should be viewed with suspicion
January 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Elliott Abrams specifically wants this, as does his network. It didn’t begin in Trump term two. Began with Iran-Contra and continued through multiple admins, including Bush and also Biden, who installed Abrams as an advisor in 2023. Same horrible people with same horrible plans for a half century.
Who specifically wants this? And why? It feels like more than just oil. I am not saying the reason is good or even rooted in reality, I just want know what it is. Is it just that some people have wanted this for a long time like they do with Iran?
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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Finished the Marvel UK content of the Captain Britain omnibus (just a couple of US X-Men annuals to go) and still can't work out why @madeley.bsky.social hates this so much.
January 3, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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How does “Horseshit for idiots” grab you Satya?
Too bad, slopguy
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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I'm pretty sure it was @madeley.bsky.social who first noticed the similarities between Keir Starmer and the Mayor of Gotham City in Dark Knight Returns.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
This is probably a bit of an odd time to say it and it's hardly surprising but fuck me I hate Jimmy Carr. I really, really fucking loathe everything about him. Hate his smug fucking face, his smug fucking voice, just everything really.
January 3, 2026 at 12:16 PM
I logged on after everyone started making the same joke about the FIFA Peace Prize and after everyone started scolding people for making the same joke about the FIFA Peace Prize, but before everyone started scolding everyone for scolding everyone for making the same joke about the FIFA Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 10:04 AM
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It's time for another Transformers collector interview!

Today in the spotlight is James Marsh — aka @jamesotron.bsky.social — a super-talented artist with work published by IDW. Have a look here -->
tfsource.com/blog/20...
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Children or no children the answer is the same and that answer is Warhammer
January 2, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Absolutely no-one is leaving their drink unattended or indeed uncovered anywhere near those lads.
Darren Grimes is 32 years old.
January 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Love seeing sarcastic takes about how it's foolish to be vehemently against the British state forcing us to carry ID papers around, at obscene expense to the tax payer for no benefit except to create the potential for an enormous breach of confidential data. Aye, it's me who's the fool alright.
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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A thread of some cool comics that I own that are having some sort of anniversary in 2026. 🧵

First up, Adventure Comics #346. It's 60 years since 14 year old Jim Shooter began writing comics, creating three of the most iconic members of the Legion of Superheroes with his first issue.
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
finally i can stop pretending
First superb conspiracy theory of 2026 overheard in the street! I love this. I feel it sets the tone for a superb year:

“Wales is fake.”
January 1, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Happy new year to you all, friends, from this big melt getting teary over old poems.
January 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Dydd byr yw pob diwedd byd - anadliad
Yw cenhedlaeth hefyd,
Nid yw hanes ond ennyd,
A fu ddoe a fydd o hyd

- Gerallt
January 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Blwyddyn Newydd dda i chi
Ac i bawb sydd yn y tŷ
Dyna yw'n nymuniad i
Blwyddyn Newydd dda i chi!
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I have been all men known to history,
Wondering at the world and at time passing;
I have seen evil, and the light blessing
Innocent love under a spring sky.
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
MANIC STREET PREACHERS. MAXIMUM RESPECT.
Die letzte Playlist von MTV Germany. Alles daran ist perfekt.
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If you start playing Frightened Rabbit's Poke at 23h58m57s tonight you can welcome the new year in the right way with Scott Hutchinson singing "Should we kick its cunt in?" at midnight, a line once broadcast on American teen drama One Tree Hill, presumably because they couldn't decifer his accent.
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Reminiscing about last New Year's and hiding all the musical instruments in the house.
Jesus christ she's started playing a recorder
Kids asked to stay up until midnight this New Year's, which I agreed to, mostly to see exactly how unhinged the 7 year old gets the longer she's awake.
December 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Me to the couple on the same table as at the bar us as I explain to my husband how Roboute Guilliman and Fulgrim both represent two sides of the same coin
a man in a red shirt with the words you should know this too behind him
ALT: a man in a red shirt with the words you should know this too behind him
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Aslan: I have swallowed up girls and boys, women and men, kings and emperors, cities and realms.
Peter: …okay. Could you possibly do any of that in this battle?
Aslan: No, I’m pretty sure you can handle this army of monsters by yourself.
Peter: i’m fourteen
wtf Aslan the lion showed up and just ate everything in my fridge before passing out in the bathroom, he reeks of strawberry vape pods which I would not have guessed
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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🧵The wildly racist ‘sex selective abortion’ conspiracies are being spread. Please help me debunk them with actual evidence. I wrote this for The National recently www.thenational.scot/politics/256...
December 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM