LF Lightning-Barugh
@cheeseford.bsky.social
Registered in Brighouse for tax purposes. He/they. "The man who gave us Fred Dinenage's 3ft long egg" - (@ChinnyVision)
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I hate that they rebranded tangerines as “easy peelers” because “easy peelers” sound like the sort of thing the Artful Dodger would say whilst being arrested
January 22, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I hate that they rebranded tangerines as “easy peelers” because “easy peelers” sound like the sort of thing the Artful Dodger would say whilst being arrested
This is what they want.
An (incomplete!) thread of #DoctorWho studios being employed as sets in the series...
Day of the Daleks: that green-lit space is the folded-up studio audience seating in TC8, representing a futuristic wall.
Day of the Daleks: that green-lit space is the folded-up studio audience seating in TC8, representing a futuristic wall.
January 22, 2026 at 2:19 PM
This is what they want.
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According to ChatGPT the title of Blur's Parklife was 'inspired by the BBC sitcom Parkinson'.
We all remember the sitcom Parkinson, especially the episode where Michael invited his boss, Dr Jacob Bronowski, home for dinner and got beaten up by Muhammed Ali
We all remember the sitcom Parkinson, especially the episode where Michael invited his boss, Dr Jacob Bronowski, home for dinner and got beaten up by Muhammed Ali
January 22, 2026 at 1:45 PM
According to ChatGPT the title of Blur's Parklife was 'inspired by the BBC sitcom Parkinson'.
We all remember the sitcom Parkinson, especially the episode where Michael invited his boss, Dr Jacob Bronowski, home for dinner and got beaten up by Muhammed Ali
We all remember the sitcom Parkinson, especially the episode where Michael invited his boss, Dr Jacob Bronowski, home for dinner and got beaten up by Muhammed Ali
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“It is too early to judge the assortment of war criminals, dictators and autocrats who have paid a demented racist warmonger a billion pounds to be a member of his exclusive club.”
posted without comment, but the BBC needs to get a grip
January 22, 2026 at 1:20 PM
“It is too early to judge the assortment of war criminals, dictators and autocrats who have paid a demented racist warmonger a billion pounds to be a member of his exclusive club.”
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Oliver Reed has just joined the League Against Pissheads.
January 22, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Oliver Reed has just joined the League Against Pissheads.
This Board of Peace is like setting up a Board of Anti-Noncing and appointing Jimmy Savile, Ian Brady, Roy Whiting, Sidney Cooke, John Earle off of Tom Tom and the President of the United States.
January 22, 2026 at 12:52 PM
This Board of Peace is like setting up a Board of Anti-Noncing and appointing Jimmy Savile, Ian Brady, Roy Whiting, Sidney Cooke, John Earle off of Tom Tom and the President of the United States.
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posted without comment, but the BBC needs to get a grip
January 22, 2026 at 12:37 PM
posted without comment, but the BBC needs to get a grip
I'm calling the world a region. It's Granada.
January 22, 2026 at 11:04 AM
I'm calling the world a region. It's Granada.
If you missed it, and to be frank, that's all of you apart from @alisoneales.com, here are a few moments from Tuesday night.
youtu.be/1WUcWC3UyVQ?...
youtu.be/1WUcWC3UyVQ?...
January 22, 2026 at 12:23 AM
If you missed it, and to be frank, that's all of you apart from @alisoneales.com, here are a few moments from Tuesday night.
youtu.be/1WUcWC3UyVQ?...
youtu.be/1WUcWC3UyVQ?...
I've always found that the very best way to show that I'm happy in myself and don't really care what anyone thinks of me is to set up a succession of sockpuppet accounts targeting everyone who has ever told me to fuck off.
January 21, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I've always found that the very best way to show that I'm happy in myself and don't really care what anyone thinks of me is to set up a succession of sockpuppet accounts targeting everyone who has ever told me to fuck off.
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any world leader who just said, "oh fuck off you mad paedophile" would be the most-loved person in history until the bombs started dropping an hour or so later
January 21, 2026 at 2:22 PM
any world leader who just said, "oh fuck off you mad paedophile" would be the most-loved person in history until the bombs started dropping an hour or so later
Today (like every day but Tuesday) is bring my beagle to work day.
Here she is, watching me open a tin of dog food and refusing to move until it's in a bowl on the floor.
Here she is, watching me open a tin of dog food and refusing to move until it's in a bowl on the floor.
January 21, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Today (like every day but Tuesday) is bring my beagle to work day.
Here she is, watching me open a tin of dog food and refusing to move until it's in a bowl on the floor.
Here she is, watching me open a tin of dog food and refusing to move until it's in a bowl on the floor.
Nancy Boy by Placebo is on 6Music. It will always remind me of being the junior hack on Publishing News. My colleague Ralph Baxter would very often canvass my interest in going for a pint by asking "Are you in *SINGS* an alcoholic kind of mood?"
January 21, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Nancy Boy by Placebo is on 6Music. It will always remind me of being the junior hack on Publishing News. My colleague Ralph Baxter would very often canvass my interest in going for a pint by asking "Are you in *SINGS* an alcoholic kind of mood?"
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How long is this going to go on, and when is he drawing the Meat Raffle?
January 21, 2026 at 2:35 PM
How long is this going to go on, and when is he drawing the Meat Raffle?
@ozymandias999.bsky.social
It gives me no pleasure to alert you to another account from Kunny Ballbag and his Jizzmen.
@assassingladispips.bsky.social
It gives me no pleasure to alert you to another account from Kunny Ballbag and his Jizzmen.
@assassingladispips.bsky.social
January 21, 2026 at 3:36 PM
@ozymandias999.bsky.social
It gives me no pleasure to alert you to another account from Kunny Ballbag and his Jizzmen.
@assassingladispips.bsky.social
It gives me no pleasure to alert you to another account from Kunny Ballbag and his Jizzmen.
@assassingladispips.bsky.social
My brain creates a lot of those cheapjack cinema adverts for local businesses without asking whether I want them. Just now, it came up with "For all your part-worn tyre needs - Winnie Mandela. Just 200 yards from this cinema."
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 PM
My brain creates a lot of those cheapjack cinema adverts for local businesses without asking whether I want them. Just now, it came up with "For all your part-worn tyre needs - Winnie Mandela. Just 200 yards from this cinema."
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Journo c*nts when Farage breaches the code by failing to register a financial interest worth £380,000 - nah. 🙂↔️
Journo c*nts when Starmer gets free glasses - what the f**k? 🤬 #UKMedia
Journo c*nts when Starmer gets free glasses - what the f**k? 🤬 #UKMedia
January 21, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Journo c*nts when Farage breaches the code by failing to register a financial interest worth £380,000 - nah. 🙂↔️
Journo c*nts when Starmer gets free glasses - what the f**k? 🤬 #UKMedia
Journo c*nts when Starmer gets free glasses - what the f**k? 🤬 #UKMedia
Doesn't every nation use embassies as bases for spying?
January 21, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Doesn't every nation use embassies as bases for spying?
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"I have a letter here from Joe Maplin"
January 20, 2026 at 7:35 PM
"I have a letter here from Joe Maplin"
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The main thing i learnt from my time working in A&E is that if you suspect something is"broken" the answer is not to bring in a senile, emotionally fragile, American sex offender to start smashing it with a clawhammer.
January 19, 2026 at 11:12 PM
The main thing i learnt from my time working in A&E is that if you suspect something is"broken" the answer is not to bring in a senile, emotionally fragile, American sex offender to start smashing it with a clawhammer.
Meryl is great. Follow her.
Hi. I'm deeply depressed and have been told to try Bluesky. So I'm here. Hit me
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Meryl is great. Follow her.
If you're anywhere near Newport tonight, I'm drumming with the Skyliners big band at South Wales Big Band Society, in the ballroom at the Lysaght Institute.
January 20, 2026 at 2:22 PM
If you're anywhere near Newport tonight, I'm drumming with the Skyliners big band at South Wales Big Band Society, in the ballroom at the Lysaght Institute.
At one time, I remember thinking it was important to listen to people with political views other than my own. Then it became very apparent that none of them gave a tinker's cuss about what mattered to me, so I decided they could all get tae fuck. Any Tories I follow are people with other interests.
January 20, 2026 at 2:12 PM
At one time, I remember thinking it was important to listen to people with political views other than my own. Then it became very apparent that none of them gave a tinker's cuss about what mattered to me, so I decided they could all get tae fuck. Any Tories I follow are people with other interests.
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Pram News: Recovery Vehicle Fails To Salvage Toys
January 19, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Pram News: Recovery Vehicle Fails To Salvage Toys