Chris Orton
@chriso1.bsky.social
Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back.
A walking corpse that won’t play dead.
A walking corpse that won’t play dead.
“What’s the brief?”
“Could we just have all of the clip art please?”
“Could we just have all of the clip art please?”
January 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
“What’s the brief?”
“Could we just have all of the clip art please?”
“Could we just have all of the clip art please?”
Dick Dastardly has just abducted Fenella the Kettle Witch and will run Wheelie World ‘for now’.
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Dick Dastardly has just abducted Fenella the Kettle Witch and will run Wheelie World ‘for now’.
It’s after half past midnight and I still haven’t got to bed yet. That’s cos I’m a grown-up and don’t have to do what my mam says.
I’ve also had three bottles of beer.
I’ve also had three bottles of beer.
January 4, 2026 at 12:35 AM
It’s after half past midnight and I still haven’t got to bed yet. That’s cos I’m a grown-up and don’t have to do what my mam says.
I’ve also had three bottles of beer.
I’ve also had three bottles of beer.
I see that North Korea’s at it again.
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I see that North Korea’s at it again.
Reposted by Chris Orton
now, it might seem odd that political commentators who advocated for the uk to leave the eu because of their belief in “the nation state” to be supportive of america’s annexation of venezuela, but what you have to remember is that those people didn’t actually think that, they were lying for money
January 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
now, it might seem odd that political commentators who advocated for the uk to leave the eu because of their belief in “the nation state” to be supportive of america’s annexation of venezuela, but what you have to remember is that those people didn’t actually think that, they were lying for money
If you see BLIRER, tell him.
January 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
If you see BLIRER, tell him.
Eldorado.
What is the most disappointing cereal experience of your life?
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Eldorado.
ELVIS PRESTATYN AND BONNIE GRAVEL.
January 3, 2026 at 10:07 PM
ELVIS PRESTATYN AND BONNIE GRAVEL.
I’m sorry but that’s Keith Lemon.
January 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I’m sorry but that’s Keith Lemon.
Congratulations to Luke Littler on winning the darts.
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Congratulations to Luke Littler on winning the darts.
Mistletoe and Brine.
January 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Mistletoe and Brine.
January 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
January 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
January 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
My favourite character on #Rentaghost was the miserable bastard who lived next door, Mr Perkins.
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
My favourite character on #Rentaghost was the miserable bastard who lived next door, Mr Perkins.
Reposted by Chris Orton
“Of course, we should bring back the death penalty for the ghosts and then send them all back…”
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 PM
“Of course, we should bring back the death penalty for the ghosts and then send them all back…”
Rentaghost is on lads…
January 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Rentaghost is on lads…
