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Chris Orton
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Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back.

A walking corpse that won’t play dead.
If you see Sid, tell him.

Tell him to fuck off.
January 25, 2026 at 12:05 AM
That was weird. Watching an episode of the BBC soap Angels just now.

In it, a character turned off a television on which the Angels theme tune had just been playing.
January 23, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I feel quite, quite ill now.

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I need a Sanatogen.

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 10:18 PM
You said it last week, René.

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 10:16 PM
January 23, 2026 at 10:13 PM
There’s the camel off Rentaghost.

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 10:12 PM
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Why had the guitarist come as the Polish communist leader General Jaruzelski?

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 10:09 PM
🎶 Mouldy old dough…🎶

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 10:07 PM
That piano is out of tune.

Or it could just be the tune itself that’s out of tune.

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
This is ALL horrible.

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Hair by Dave Hill. #totp
January 23, 2026 at 10:02 PM
HURRY UP SYNTHESISERS.

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Christ, get some new uniforms!

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Can I just ask? Why do we keep doing this?

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 9:57 PM
That hair is attached to the hat.

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 9:56 PM
“Just pick some things out of the dressing up box…”

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 9:54 PM
January 23, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Teeth.

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Reposted by Chris Orton
🎶 Ba-ba-ba… Jim’ll Fix It for you…🎶

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Why is Phil Collins singing this?

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Diddy’s ‘hair’ is remarkable.

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Music of the future, music of the past, music of now - fuck it, let’s combine it all into a song featuring the Blake’s 7 theme tune.

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 9:47 PM
He doesn’t want to stand near an open fireplace.

#totp
January 23, 2026 at 9:46 PM