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Chris Orton
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Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back.

A walking corpse that won’t play dead.
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
<<Must resist ghastly quip…>>
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Happy Birthday to Leonardo DiCaprio.
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Happy Birthday to Stanley Tucci.
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Just been looking at the new BBC One daytime listings…
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The Secret Service (1969, ITC Entertainment)
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
What *have* they done to Bullseye?
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I know the feeling.
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My choice for the next BBC DG.
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I think that this advert is a bit rude about Will Mellor.
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Sir Rod Stewart.

#FestivalofRemembrance
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM