Shar A
@sharal.bsky.social
You’ll mostly get Simpsons references out of me.
Huge Beatles fan. Will quote anything I find funny with no original thoughts of my own.
I love history, music, comedy, football & walking around old ruins.
#PUSB https://www.instagram.com/shar_al__/
Huge Beatles fan. Will quote anything I find funny with no original thoughts of my own.
I love history, music, comedy, football & walking around old ruins.
#PUSB https://www.instagram.com/shar_al__/
Guess which lad finishes at 1 today?
Me. I am the lad.
Me. I am the lad.
February 20, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Guess which lad finishes at 1 today?
Me. I am the lad.
Me. I am the lad.
Reposted by Shar A
I’ve absolutely had it with these billionaire paedophiles.
You just cannot trust them.
You just cannot trust them.
February 20, 2026 at 8:34 AM
I’ve absolutely had it with these billionaire paedophiles.
You just cannot trust them.
You just cannot trust them.
Well it’s been a long old week but we’ve made it to the end
February 20, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Well it’s been a long old week but we’ve made it to the end
The worst day of your life…so far
February 19, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The worst day of your life…so far
When you’re bundled into the back of the nearest taxi because you got too lairy with the bouncers
February 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
When you’re bundled into the back of the nearest taxi because you got too lairy with the bouncers
Some fucking birthday this is
February 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Some fucking birthday this is
Hahaha oh it’s fucking great isn’t it
February 19, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Hahaha oh it’s fucking great isn’t it
You know who I feel sorry for in this gross exploitation of young women by powerful and predatory men?
The Queen. She and all her millions of pounds and her castles didn't deserve this.
GET TO FUCK
The Queen. She and all her millions of pounds and her castles didn't deserve this.
GET TO FUCK
February 19, 2026 at 3:00 PM
You know who I feel sorry for in this gross exploitation of young women by powerful and predatory men?
The Queen. She and all her millions of pounds and her castles didn't deserve this.
GET TO FUCK
The Queen. She and all her millions of pounds and her castles didn't deserve this.
GET TO FUCK
Very often it's not adding anything.
Isn't that how banter works though? Someone makes a joke, you add to it, the person fires back with another wry take. Otherwise it's just "laugh don't say anything", no? I guess it comes down to whether it's well intentioned or to say "I can make this joke better" which, agreed, is rude AF...
February 19, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Very often it's not adding anything.
Don't reply to people's jokes with 'or what about this instead'
It's very rude.
Just do your own post/joke.
It's very rude.
Just do your own post/joke.
February 19, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Don't reply to people's jokes with 'or what about this instead'
It's very rude.
Just do your own post/joke.
It's very rude.
Just do your own post/joke.
I bet at first glance Andrew was hoping the police woman was a stripper as a little birthday treat
February 19, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I bet at first glance Andrew was hoping the police woman was a stripper as a little birthday treat
Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.
February 19, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.
Text from Andrew:
"Birthday pints cancelled. LOL"
"Birthday pints cancelled. LOL"
February 19, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Text from Andrew:
"Birthday pints cancelled. LOL"
"Birthday pints cancelled. LOL"
Well I’ll tell you something not so funny. Right now Prince Andrew is crying like a little girl!!!
February 19, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Well I’ll tell you something not so funny. Right now Prince Andrew is crying like a little girl!!!
I hope he was dragged away clinging onto his unopened birthday presents.
February 19, 2026 at 10:17 AM
I hope he was dragged away clinging onto his unopened birthday presents.
Shouldn’t she wait until they’re old enough to decide for themselves if they want marriage?
February 19, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Shouldn’t she wait until they’re old enough to decide for themselves if they want marriage?
Hahaha
This thread has cheered me right up
This thread has cheered me right up
February 19, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Hahaha
This thread has cheered me right up
This thread has cheered me right up
On my 11th book on the year so far.
I am a machine.
I am a machine.
February 18, 2026 at 8:30 PM
On my 11th book on the year so far.
I am a machine.
I am a machine.
I want to shower you with sugar lumps and ride you over fences
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I want to shower you with sugar lumps and ride you over fences
Oh you like calendars do you? Name three dates.
February 18, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Oh you like calendars do you? Name three dates.
Even the suggestion of taxing a woman more for not wanting children is the incoherent ramblings of a fucking madman.
February 18, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Even the suggestion of taxing a woman more for not wanting children is the incoherent ramblings of a fucking madman.
Bloody DEI hires
Why do the quote marks make it seem like people are being homophobic to the beavers?
February 18, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Bloody DEI hires