Bryan Blessed
@bryb.bsky.social
Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner.
"Blocked and reported"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"Something for the dads"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ Peoples Friend
"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
"Blocked and reported"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"Something for the dads"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ Peoples Friend
"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
Reposted by Bryan Blessed
The YouTube algorithm is a fickle beast but it did somehow help my silly John Lewis/Blobby video reach 26k views. Even though it is old news now, I'd still appreciate a watch/like/comment to help massage the algorithm once again!
John Lewis Christmas Advert 2025 featuring Mr Blobby
YouTube video by Bagpuss
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The YouTube algorithm is a fickle beast but it did somehow help my silly John Lewis/Blobby video reach 26k views. Even though it is old news now, I'd still appreciate a watch/like/comment to help massage the algorithm once again!
Finished Slow Horses.
Still good, innit.
Loved the cheeky little cameo from Will Smith (not that one) in the poster in the theatre too.
Still good, innit.
Loved the cheeky little cameo from Will Smith (not that one) in the poster in the theatre too.
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Finished Slow Horses.
Still good, innit.
Loved the cheeky little cameo from Will Smith (not that one) in the poster in the theatre too.
Still good, innit.
Loved the cheeky little cameo from Will Smith (not that one) in the poster in the theatre too.
Back in time, my wee old parents (who weren't so wee/old at the time) thought it'd be a splendid idea to book a package holiday to Yugoslavia.
One night the hotel did a movie night. I was 11, one of a large group of British/German preteens.
They showed Midnight Express.
That's my Yugoslavia story.
One night the hotel did a movie night. I was 11, one of a large group of British/German preteens.
They showed Midnight Express.
That's my Yugoslavia story.
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Back in time, my wee old parents (who weren't so wee/old at the time) thought it'd be a splendid idea to book a package holiday to Yugoslavia.
One night the hotel did a movie night. I was 11, one of a large group of British/German preteens.
They showed Midnight Express.
That's my Yugoslavia story.
One night the hotel did a movie night. I was 11, one of a large group of British/German preteens.
They showed Midnight Express.
That's my Yugoslavia story.
Low Stakes Conspiracy:
Richard Quest (the money markets guy) and Simon Calder (the travel problems guy) are the same person and they've been ripping the piss out of news networks for double appearance fees for decades.
Richard Quest (the money markets guy) and Simon Calder (the travel problems guy) are the same person and they've been ripping the piss out of news networks for double appearance fees for decades.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Low Stakes Conspiracy:
Richard Quest (the money markets guy) and Simon Calder (the travel problems guy) are the same person and they've been ripping the piss out of news networks for double appearance fees for decades.
Richard Quest (the money markets guy) and Simon Calder (the travel problems guy) are the same person and they've been ripping the piss out of news networks for double appearance fees for decades.
If I was the new Director General of the BBC, I'd blow the entire annual budget on a third series of Tripods, upload it to YouTube then spill petrol all over the place and chuck a lit match over my shoulder as a sauntered out the front door to rapturous applause.x
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If I was the new Director General of the BBC, I'd blow the entire annual budget on a third series of Tripods, upload it to YouTube then spill petrol all over the place and chuck a lit match over my shoulder as a sauntered out the front door to rapturous applause.x
Gang. GANG. I nearly forgot. I saw a queer as fuck motorbike today and made a Venn diagram to show it to you all because reasons.
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Gang. GANG. I nearly forgot. I saw a queer as fuck motorbike today and made a Venn diagram to show it to you all because reasons.
Absolutely ending myself at this picture of Reform Rod remembrancing.
Is he demanding more bananas from his keeper or is he about to curl out a massive monkey jobby in protest at the megre banana supply situation? Perhaps one day science can fill in the blanks.
Is he demanding more bananas from his keeper or is he about to curl out a massive monkey jobby in protest at the megre banana supply situation? Perhaps one day science can fill in the blanks.
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Absolutely ending myself at this picture of Reform Rod remembrancing.
Is he demanding more bananas from his keeper or is he about to curl out a massive monkey jobby in protest at the megre banana supply situation? Perhaps one day science can fill in the blanks.
Is he demanding more bananas from his keeper or is he about to curl out a massive monkey jobby in protest at the megre banana supply situation? Perhaps one day science can fill in the blanks.
Honestly, gang. I know this is well broken record chat, but we pay for Sky, Apple, Prime, Netflix, Paramount, and Disney. I've tried *buying* Peacemaker 2 S an extra on Apple and it's only the dubbed version?!
Fuck all of streaming in the ear. Do you lads actually want pirating to be a thing again?
Fuck all of streaming in the ear. Do you lads actually want pirating to be a thing again?
a man in a pirate costume with an eye patch and a beard is standing in a living room .
ALT: a man in a pirate costume with an eye patch and a beard is standing in a living room .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Honestly, gang. I know this is well broken record chat, but we pay for Sky, Apple, Prime, Netflix, Paramount, and Disney. I've tried *buying* Peacemaker 2 S an extra on Apple and it's only the dubbed version?!
Fuck all of streaming in the ear. Do you lads actually want pirating to be a thing again?
Fuck all of streaming in the ear. Do you lads actually want pirating to be a thing again?
Humanity peaked with the fake hands on the boot / trunk of cars to make it look like someone was trapped in there era.
It's been all downhill since then.
It's been all downhill since then.
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Humanity peaked with the fake hands on the boot / trunk of cars to make it look like someone was trapped in there era.
It's been all downhill since then.
It's been all downhill since then.
Finally watched @jamesgunn.bsky.social's Superman. I wasn't quite getting the whole vibe until Peacemaker's cameo and then... Ah! Right. I've to watch it with *that* hat on!?
So, yeah. I liked it.
So, yeah. I liked it.
a stuffed monkey with a crown on its head is looking at the camera with its mouth open .
ALT: a stuffed monkey with a crown on its head is looking at the camera with its mouth open .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Finally watched @jamesgunn.bsky.social's Superman. I wasn't quite getting the whole vibe until Peacemaker's cameo and then... Ah! Right. I've to watch it with *that* hat on!?
So, yeah. I liked it.
So, yeah. I liked it.
We need to talk about BBC Final Score using the cover of Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill album as a backdrop.
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
We need to talk about BBC Final Score using the cover of Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill album as a backdrop.
Grok Image prompt:
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Grok Image prompt:
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
I didn't put the guard on my clippers properly when I was trimming my beard and, long story short, I have no sideburns now, just a massive beard island.
Fortunately I quite like it.
Fortunately I quite like it.
mattingly for the last time get rid of those sideburns!
ALT: mattingly for the last time get rid of those sideburns!
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I didn't put the guard on my clippers properly when I was trimming my beard and, long story short, I have no sideburns now, just a massive beard island.
Fortunately I quite like it.
Fortunately I quite like it.
“Uh. Ick bin ein uh fantastisches curry; alles uh very beste.”
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
“Uh. Ick bin ein uh fantastisches curry; alles uh very beste.”
Boots have won Christmas adverts this year. It's official.
November 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Boots have won Christmas adverts this year. It's official.
Few people remember that, before she was a bass guitar toting rock goddess, Suzi Quatro invented four wheel drive while on a Youth Training Scheme at Audi.
#TotP
#TotP
PLAY SUZI QUATRO SO I CAN DO MY GAG ABOUT HER INVENTING 4 WHEEL DRIVE ON A YTS AT AUDI, YOU COWARDS!
#TotP
#TotP
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Few people remember that, before she was a bass guitar toting rock goddess, Suzi Quatro invented four wheel drive while on a Youth Training Scheme at Audi.
#TotP
#TotP
