Bryan Blessed (Virgin Birth)👶🏾🌟
@bryb.bsky.social
Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner.
"Came from the east bearing gifts"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"Something for the dads"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ Peoples Friend
"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
"Came from the east bearing gifts"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"Something for the dads"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ Peoples Friend
"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
🎶whether you're a brother, or whether you're a mother, or whether you're one of your mum's friends that I call auntie even though you're not really my auntie,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive🎶
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive🎶
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
🎶whether you're a brother, or whether you're a mother, or whether you're one of your mum's friends that I call auntie even though you're not really my auntie,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive🎶
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive🎶
Oh! The Ten Commandments is on! I mean, it's available in 4k UHD in streaming but I'll watch it on normal telly interspersed with adverts for Omaze and bingo apps, obvz!
My fave bit is when Charlton Heston goes up Mount Sinai all shitbedraggled and God gives him the ultimate biblical glow-up. POW!
My fave bit is when Charlton Heston goes up Mount Sinai all shitbedraggled and God gives him the ultimate biblical glow-up. POW!
December 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Oh! The Ten Commandments is on! I mean, it's available in 4k UHD in streaming but I'll watch it on normal telly interspersed with adverts for Omaze and bingo apps, obvz!
My fave bit is when Charlton Heston goes up Mount Sinai all shitbedraggled and God gives him the ultimate biblical glow-up. POW!
My fave bit is when Charlton Heston goes up Mount Sinai all shitbedraggled and God gives him the ultimate biblical glow-up. POW!
Batdance is the only decent Prince song.
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Is what someone would say if they wanted to start a heated Bluesky "discourse".
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Or if they wanted to tell the truth.
#TotP
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Is what someone would say if they wanted to start a heated Bluesky "discourse".
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Or if they wanted to tell the truth.
#TotP
two men dressed as batman and robin are walking on a stage
ALT: two men dressed as batman and robin are walking on a stage
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Batdance is the only decent Prince song.
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Is what someone would say if they wanted to start a heated Bluesky "discourse".
...
Or if they wanted to tell the truth.
#TotP
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Is what someone would say if they wanted to start a heated Bluesky "discourse".
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Or if they wanted to tell the truth.
#TotP
What was the single best Christmas present you ever got? I lucked out like fuck on the parents front -and not just because of all the brilliant Christmases. My wee old mum and dad are a couple of wonders.
Anyway, my all-time best was definitely the Amiga 500 Cartoon Classics pack. Lovely stuff.
Anyway, my all-time best was definitely the Amiga 500 Cartoon Classics pack. Lovely stuff.
Amiga 500 advert
YouTube video by VHS Video vault
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
What was the single best Christmas present you ever got? I lucked out like fuck on the parents front -and not just because of all the brilliant Christmases. My wee old mum and dad are a couple of wonders.
Anyway, my all-time best was definitely the Amiga 500 Cartoon Classics pack. Lovely stuff.
Anyway, my all-time best was definitely the Amiga 500 Cartoon Classics pack. Lovely stuff.
No. *YOUR* cat is watching you and your fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) dancing to Münchener Freiheit in the kitchen.
December 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
No. *YOUR* cat is watching you and your fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) dancing to Münchener Freiheit in the kitchen.
I'm such a Playschool baby! This is aimed at me!
Thank you for being wonderful back in time and all the time, Baroness Benjamin!
Merry Christmas!
Thank you for being wonderful back in time and all the time, Baroness Benjamin!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas everyone, especially my #Playschool Babies. Be kind, considerate and compassionate as the festive season continues. Spread joy everywhere you go and remember the best gift you can give is unconditional love ❤️🎄❤️
December 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I'm such a Playschool baby! This is aimed at me!
Thank you for being wonderful back in time and all the time, Baroness Benjamin!
Merry Christmas!
Thank you for being wonderful back in time and all the time, Baroness Benjamin!
Merry Christmas!
We're going outside for a Christmas walk.
It's -10°C. We may be some time.
It's -10°C. We may be some time.
a black and white photo of a man standing on ice with mountains in the background
ALT: a black and white photo of a man standing on ice with mountains in the background
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
We're going outside for a Christmas walk.
It's -10°C. We may be some time.
It's -10°C. We may be some time.
Family and friends are great and all but, for me, the most important, moving Christmas wishes come from corporate brands on Instagram.
Merry Christmas, Palantir and Raytheon!
Festive wishes, BAE Systems and Oracle! x
Merry Christmas, Palantir and Raytheon!
Festive wishes, BAE Systems and Oracle! x
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Family and friends are great and all but, for me, the most important, moving Christmas wishes come from corporate brands on Instagram.
Merry Christmas, Palantir and Raytheon!
Festive wishes, BAE Systems and Oracle! x
Merry Christmas, Palantir and Raytheon!
Festive wishes, BAE Systems and Oracle! x
Watching the Nutcracker on BBC2. They're playing that banger from the old Cadbury's Fruit and Nut advert!
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Watching the Nutcracker on BBC2. They're playing that banger from the old Cadbury's Fruit and Nut advert!
Reposted by Bryan Blessed (Virgin Birth)👶🏾🌟
🎶A ray of hope flickers in the sky
A tiny star lights up way up high
All across the land, dawns a brand new morn
This comes to pass when a child is born🎶
A tiny star lights up way up high
All across the land, dawns a brand new morn
This comes to pass when a child is born🎶
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
🎶A ray of hope flickers in the sky
A tiny star lights up way up high
All across the land, dawns a brand new morn
This comes to pass when a child is born🎶
A tiny star lights up way up high
All across the land, dawns a brand new morn
This comes to pass when a child is born🎶
Hey. I think you're all great and you're doing great and that's just great! x
December 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Hey. I think you're all great and you're doing great and that's just great! x
What would you get Baby Jesus for Christmas, gang? I'd get him a good tool box. He'd hate it until he was in his mid-thirties then start to really appreciate it. I'd get the Virgin Mary some 3-for-2 bath stuff from Boots and Joseph, I'd buy him a DNA testing kit.
December 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
What would you get Baby Jesus for Christmas, gang? I'd get him a good tool box. He'd hate it until he was in his mid-thirties then start to really appreciate it. I'd get the Virgin Mary some 3-for-2 bath stuff from Boots and Joseph, I'd buy him a DNA testing kit.
I've put a hard drive with €3,000,000 of Bitcoin on it into my Christmas pudding. It's important to maintain tradition, even as the world changes around us, innit.
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I've put a hard drive with €3,000,000 of Bitcoin on it into my Christmas pudding. It's important to maintain tradition, even as the world changes around us, innit.
Merry Christmas, you massive lovely bastards (it's Christmas here already because we're in the future or whatever)! x
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Merry Christmas, you massive lovely bastards (it's Christmas here already because we're in the future or whatever)! x
Reposted by Bryan Blessed (Virgin Birth)👶🏾🌟
Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
Donate to Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025, organized by Rhodri Marsden
Unbelievably, it's the 15th year of this thing.
What is it?
Improbably, the nig… Rhodri Marsden needs your support for Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025
www.gofundme.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
SAAAAAAAANNNNNTTTAAAAAAAAAAHAAHH!
SAAAAAAAANNNNNTTTAAAAAAAAAAHAAHH!
December 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
SAAAAAAAANNNNNTTTAAAAAAAAAAHAAHH!
SAAAAAAAANNNNNTTTAAAAAAAAAAHAAHH!
Christmas is all about the (weird furry) children, isn't it?
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Christmas is all about the (weird furry) children, isn't it?