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Bryan Blessed (Virgin Birth)👶🏾🌟
@bryb.bsky.social
Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner.

"Came from the east bearing gifts"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian

"Something for the dads"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ Peoples Friend

"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda

https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
Oh! The Ten Commandments is on! I mean, it's available in 4k UHD in streaming but I'll watch it on normal telly interspersed with adverts for Omaze and bingo apps, obvz!
My fave bit is when Charlton Heston goes up Mount Sinai all shitbedraggled and God gives him the ultimate biblical glow-up. POW!
December 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Something for the very specific anthromorphism fetish dads.
#TotP
December 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Magic Fly is still a banger tho, innit.
#TotP
December 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If you had a time machine, would you go back and kill baby Hitler or baby Jive Bunny first?
#TotP
December 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Raising a glass for the London Boys.x
#TotP
December 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Fun #TotP Fact: The only member of Bros without a beard is the bass player whose name is Frank Beard.
March 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Batdance is the only decent Prince song.

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Is what someone would say if they wanted to start a heated Bluesky "discourse".

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Or if they wanted to tell the truth.
#TotP
two men dressed as batman and robin are walking on a stage
ALT: two men dressed as batman and robin are walking on a stage
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What was the single best Christmas present you ever got? I lucked out like fuck on the parents front -and not just because of all the brilliant Christmases. My wee old mum and dad are a couple of wonders.

Anyway, my all-time best was definitely the Amiga 500 Cartoon Classics pack. Lovely stuff.
Amiga 500 advert
YouTube video by VHS Video vault
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December 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
No. *YOUR* cat is watching you and your fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) dancing to Münchener Freiheit in the kitchen.
December 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'm such a Playschool baby! This is aimed at me!
Thank you for being wonderful back in time and all the time, Baroness Benjamin!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas everyone, especially my #Playschool Babies. Be kind, considerate and compassionate as the festive season continues. Spread joy everywhere you go and remember the best gift you can give is unconditional love ❤️🎄❤️
December 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
We're going outside for a Christmas walk.
It's -10°C. We may be some time.
a black and white photo of a man standing on ice with mountains in the background
ALT: a black and white photo of a man standing on ice with mountains in the background
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Family and friends are great and all but, for me, the most important, moving Christmas wishes come from corporate brands on Instagram.

Merry Christmas, Palantir and Raytheon!
Festive wishes, BAE Systems and Oracle! x
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Watching the Nutcracker on BBC2. They're playing that banger from the old Cadbury's Fruit and Nut advert!
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Merry Christmas to everyone celebrating! 🎄🥳😸 here is our #cat Bertie with his presents.
December 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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🎶A ray of hope flickers in the sky
A tiny star lights up way up high
All across the land, dawns a brand new morn
This comes to pass when a child is born🎶
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hey. I think you're all great and you're doing great and that's just great! x
December 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
What would you get Baby Jesus for Christmas, gang? I'd get him a good tool box. He'd hate it until he was in his mid-thirties then start to really appreciate it. I'd get the Virgin Mary some 3-for-2 bath stuff from Boots and Joseph, I'd buy him a DNA testing kit.
December 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I've put a hard drive with €3,000,000 of Bitcoin on it into my Christmas pudding. It's important to maintain tradition, even as the world changes around us, innit.
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Merry Christmas, you massive lovely bastards (it's Christmas here already because we're in the future or whatever)! x
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
Donate to Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025, organized by Rhodri Marsden
Unbelievably, it's the 15th year of this thing. What is it? Improbably, the nig… Rhodri Marsden needs your support for Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025
www.gofundme.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

SAAAAAAAANNNNNTTTAAAAAAAAAAHAAHH!
December 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Christmas is all about the (weird furry) children, isn't it?
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Fun #TotP Fact: Reet Petite was written about a tiny lady from Newcastle.
December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Obligs.
#TotP
October 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM