Bryan Blessed
@bryb.bsky.social
Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner.
"Blocked and reported"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"Something for the dads"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ Peoples Friend
"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
"Blocked and reported"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"Something for the dads"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ Peoples Friend
"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
FRANCE. Hear me out. Notre-Dame but it's a Wetherspoons.
Think about it before you resolve to hunt me down and kill me.x
Think about it before you resolve to hunt me down and kill me.x
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
FRANCE. Hear me out. Notre-Dame but it's a Wetherspoons.
Think about it before you resolve to hunt me down and kill me.x
Think about it before you resolve to hunt me down and kill me.x
Fucksake. Everyone's posting about bleak AF stuff again.
Time to wheel out the emergency baby pika!
Time to wheel out the emergency baby pika!
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Fucksake. Everyone's posting about bleak AF stuff again.
Time to wheel out the emergency baby pika!
Time to wheel out the emergency baby pika!
I preferred the old interior, but each to their own.
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I preferred the old interior, but each to their own.
I could've gone either way with this one, tbqhwy.
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I could've gone either way with this one, tbqhwy.
Is it Mar a Lago? Who the fuck is Largo then? Was that the pirate from Monkey Island?
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Is it Mar a Lago? Who the fuck is Largo then? Was that the pirate from Monkey Island?
Gang. GANG. I regret to have to report that I'm a bit obsessed with the whole "Mar a Largo face" thing.
I mean, people can do whatever the fuck they want to themselves, but at the same time, this is a dystopian prestige TV show writing itself.
I mean, people can do whatever the fuck they want to themselves, but at the same time, this is a dystopian prestige TV show writing itself.
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Gang. GANG. I regret to have to report that I'm a bit obsessed with the whole "Mar a Largo face" thing.
I mean, people can do whatever the fuck they want to themselves, but at the same time, this is a dystopian prestige TV show writing itself.
I mean, people can do whatever the fuck they want to themselves, but at the same time, this is a dystopian prestige TV show writing itself.
I couldn't help myself but to follow through on @chriso1's idea. Sorry.
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I couldn't help myself but to follow through on @chriso1's idea. Sorry.
If any of the dozens of daft as sock full of shite billionaires following me are reading this, I'm inexplicably *still* looking for backing for my tech startup, 'CatGPT' where, instead of asking someone else's computer how to commit crimes, you just ask my cat.
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If any of the dozens of daft as sock full of shite billionaires following me are reading this, I'm inexplicably *still* looking for backing for my tech startup, 'CatGPT' where, instead of asking someone else's computer how to commit crimes, you just ask my cat.
One day that Simon Reeve boy is going to have to end his BBC-funded gap year and either actually get on with going to university or get a shite job and develop a healthy drug dependency like everyone else.
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
One day that Simon Reeve boy is going to have to end his BBC-funded gap year and either actually get on with going to university or get a shite job and develop a healthy drug dependency like everyone else.
"i know how dirty donald is."
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"i know how dirty donald is."
Say hello to Dr. Zaius for me please! x
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Say hello to Dr. Zaius for me please! x
Quite apart from the flippant patronisation, I'm taking the use of 'kids' as a tacit acknowledgement of the fact that Boomers are perhaps the first generation in history to be, by and large, perfectly content with leaving the world a worse place for their own kids/grandkids than they found it.
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Quite apart from the flippant patronisation, I'm taking the use of 'kids' as a tacit acknowledgement of the fact that Boomers are perhaps the first generation in history to be, by and large, perfectly content with leaving the world a worse place for their own kids/grandkids than they found it.
Seeing videos online of people only doing nice stuff for people less well off because they're filming themselves doing nice stuff for people less well off so they can post monetised videos of themselves online doing nice stuff for people less well off.
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Seeing videos online of people only doing nice stuff for people less well off because they're filming themselves doing nice stuff for people less well off so they can post monetised videos of themselves online doing nice stuff for people less well off.
Finished Slow Horses.
Still good, innit.
Loved the cheeky little cameo from Will Smith (not that one) in the poster in the theatre too.
Still good, innit.
Loved the cheeky little cameo from Will Smith (not that one) in the poster in the theatre too.
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Finished Slow Horses.
Still good, innit.
Loved the cheeky little cameo from Will Smith (not that one) in the poster in the theatre too.
Still good, innit.
Loved the cheeky little cameo from Will Smith (not that one) in the poster in the theatre too.
Low Stakes Conspiracy:
Richard Quest (the money markets guy) and Simon Calder (the travel problems guy) are the same person and they've been ripping the piss out of news networks for double appearance fees for decades.
Richard Quest (the money markets guy) and Simon Calder (the travel problems guy) are the same person and they've been ripping the piss out of news networks for double appearance fees for decades.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Low Stakes Conspiracy:
Richard Quest (the money markets guy) and Simon Calder (the travel problems guy) are the same person and they've been ripping the piss out of news networks for double appearance fees for decades.
Richard Quest (the money markets guy) and Simon Calder (the travel problems guy) are the same person and they've been ripping the piss out of news networks for double appearance fees for decades.
If I was the new Director General of the BBC, I'd blow the entire annual budget on a third series of Tripods, upload it to YouTube then spill petrol all over the place and chuck a lit match over my shoulder as a sauntered out the front door to rapturous applause.x
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If I was the new Director General of the BBC, I'd blow the entire annual budget on a third series of Tripods, upload it to YouTube then spill petrol all over the place and chuck a lit match over my shoulder as a sauntered out the front door to rapturous applause.x
Gang. GANG. I nearly forgot. I saw a queer as fuck motorbike today and made a Venn diagram to show it to you all because reasons.
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Gang. GANG. I nearly forgot. I saw a queer as fuck motorbike today and made a Venn diagram to show it to you all because reasons.
Absolutely ending myself at this picture of Reform Rod remembrancing.
Is he demanding more bananas from his keeper or is he about to curl out a massive monkey jobby in protest at the megre banana supply situation? Perhaps one day science can fill in the blanks.
Is he demanding more bananas from his keeper or is he about to curl out a massive monkey jobby in protest at the megre banana supply situation? Perhaps one day science can fill in the blanks.
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Absolutely ending myself at this picture of Reform Rod remembrancing.
Is he demanding more bananas from his keeper or is he about to curl out a massive monkey jobby in protest at the megre banana supply situation? Perhaps one day science can fill in the blanks.
Is he demanding more bananas from his keeper or is he about to curl out a massive monkey jobby in protest at the megre banana supply situation? Perhaps one day science can fill in the blanks.
We checked out the Doherty arrival at Ellis Island a few years ago. My wee old mum's been doing research into them and the other side of her family. I'll need to spend a bit of time going through it with her.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
We checked out the Doherty arrival at Ellis Island a few years ago. My wee old mum's been doing research into them and the other side of her family. I'll need to spend a bit of time going through it with her.
