Shihab S Joi
@shihabsjoi.bsky.social
Born in Bangladesh, Bred in Britain, Blissful in Barcelona. A-litter-Asian x
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For every "it must've been aliens who taught hunter gatherers these amazing things" theory, there were bunches of explorers who travelled to new lands to pass on that knowledge
February 18, 2026 at 7:29 AM
For every "it must've been aliens who taught hunter gatherers these amazing things" theory, there were bunches of explorers who travelled to new lands to pass on that knowledge
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I always maintained there'd never be a worse cunt of a president than dubya but obviously trump has proven me wrong but that doesn't change the fact that dubya was and remains a giant cunt
February 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I always maintained there'd never be a worse cunt of a president than dubya but obviously trump has proven me wrong but that doesn't change the fact that dubya was and remains a giant cunt
I will never, to my dying day, understand why someone, however pissed off, takes out their issues on people having a good time.
I never do that. I hope you don't too.
Life is basically shit for most folks. So when they be like this, let them be like this x
I never do that. I hope you don't too.
Life is basically shit for most folks. So when they be like this, let them be like this x
a monkey is dancing in the jungle with a gif planet.com watermark
ALT: a monkey is dancing in the jungle with a gif planet.com watermark
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February 17, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I will never, to my dying day, understand why someone, however pissed off, takes out their issues on people having a good time.
I never do that. I hope you don't too.
Life is basically shit for most folks. So when they be like this, let them be like this x
I never do that. I hope you don't too.
Life is basically shit for most folks. So when they be like this, let them be like this x
Niche observation likely to resonate with no one, but this bit in the hindi Netflix movie Dhurandhar has so much echo of Gary Numan's Savage album stage. I know I'm alone...
February 17, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Niche observation likely to resonate with no one, but this bit in the hindi Netflix movie Dhurandhar has so much echo of Gary Numan's Savage album stage. I know I'm alone...
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I still remember in early FB days arguing with an eloquent enough American who maintained slaves were brought from Africa and were freed within their lifetime. When I said generations were born and died in chains he simply couldn't accept it. What do they teach (or don't teach) them in schools??
February 17, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I still remember in early FB days arguing with an eloquent enough American who maintained slaves were brought from Africa and were freed within their lifetime. When I said generations were born and died in chains he simply couldn't accept it. What do they teach (or don't teach) them in schools??
February 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I used to run an FB group for my Daily Racist site which, beyond the parody shit, made an effort to engage with racists. They were welcome as long as they expressed stance, however unsavoury, rather than insult. Each and everyone could be boiled down to "my life is shit, I need to blame foreigners"
I really believe this.
As I've said before, I believe a lot of our turn to fascism is, in fact, nilhism.
Part of that is not realising how good we have it: by the standards of the average person in, say, 1900 we've built a utopia. We should celebrate that way more.
As I've said before, I believe a lot of our turn to fascism is, in fact, nilhism.
Part of that is not realising how good we have it: by the standards of the average person in, say, 1900 we've built a utopia. We should celebrate that way more.
We need more fiction about how fucking good liberal modernity is, because for all the bellyaching about it, it's a hell of a lot better than what came before, and compared to all the (horrific) actually existing alternatives.
Come to the lib side! We have fun, excellence, and basic human decency.
Come to the lib side! We have fun, excellence, and basic human decency.
February 16, 2026 at 7:25 AM
I used to run an FB group for my Daily Racist site which, beyond the parody shit, made an effort to engage with racists. They were welcome as long as they expressed stance, however unsavoury, rather than insult. Each and everyone could be boiled down to "my life is shit, I need to blame foreigners"
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As a Bangladeshi immigrant who got my British passport only 15 years ago (I left it so late out of stoner procrastination) but I took the Britishness test and attended the ceremony in a God Save the Queen t-shirt and finally became British. And then, like all proper Brits, I fucked off to Spain...
February 15, 2026 at 5:39 PM
As a Bangladeshi immigrant who got my British passport only 15 years ago (I left it so late out of stoner procrastination) but I took the Britishness test and attended the ceremony in a God Save the Queen t-shirt and finally became British. And then, like all proper Brits, I fucked off to Spain...
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Wanker being wanky aside, if you drive around at that speed who the fuck is actually going to catch what you're saying??
February 15, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Wanker being wanky aside, if you drive around at that speed who the fuck is actually going to catch what you're saying??
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I am also leader of antifa so please to include me thanking you
February 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I am also leader of antifa so please to include me thanking you
Thought for the day: is it a mid-life crisis if you do what you always did, only now less often?
February 14, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Thought for the day: is it a mid-life crisis if you do what you always did, only now less often?
In my occasional series titled Things You Didn't Know about Sikhs, pretty much all the parmesan you get from Italy is made by Sikhs...
How Sikh farmers saved Parmesan in Italy
When you sprinkle Parmesan on your pasta, you probably imagine rustic Italian farmers and centuries-old family traditions. But did you know that Parmesan cheese
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February 13, 2026 at 1:17 PM
In my occasional series titled Things You Didn't Know about Sikhs, pretty much all the parmesan you get from Italy is made by Sikhs...
Woo. Going to see The Prodigy twice this year. Yeah yeah I know I'm 54 but they're older! 😅
February 13, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Woo. Going to see The Prodigy twice this year. Yeah yeah I know I'm 54 but they're older! 😅
Schools and establishments closed in Barcelona today due to severe wind warnings. Streets clear, cafe empty. Now, I don't want to say I'm harder than the Spanish because I grew up in Bangladesh and lived in England, but I've experienced stronger farts in Leamington Spa
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Schools and establishments closed in Barcelona today due to severe wind warnings. Streets clear, cafe empty. Now, I don't want to say I'm harder than the Spanish because I grew up in Bangladesh and lived in England, but I've experienced stronger farts in Leamington Spa
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Big love going out to the trans community who are bound to get their unfair share of backlash from this tragic incident, conveniently moving the focus away from America's gun out of control problem...
February 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Big love going out to the trans community who are bound to get their unfair share of backlash from this tragic incident, conveniently moving the focus away from America's gun out of control problem...
FWI, current shit reaffirms we are balanced people. Por ejemplo:
ME: Hate fascism. Love diversity. Not really keen on centrism and Bad Bunny's music
So why can't MAGA say
Hate woke. Love Trump. Not really keen on billionaire pedophiles in charge and 5-year-olds being sent to concentration camps 😑
ME: Hate fascism. Love diversity. Not really keen on centrism and Bad Bunny's music
So why can't MAGA say
Hate woke. Love Trump. Not really keen on billionaire pedophiles in charge and 5-year-olds being sent to concentration camps 😑
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
FWI, current shit reaffirms we are balanced people. Por ejemplo:
ME: Hate fascism. Love diversity. Not really keen on centrism and Bad Bunny's music
So why can't MAGA say
Hate woke. Love Trump. Not really keen on billionaire pedophiles in charge and 5-year-olds being sent to concentration camps 😑
ME: Hate fascism. Love diversity. Not really keen on centrism and Bad Bunny's music
So why can't MAGA say
Hate woke. Love Trump. Not really keen on billionaire pedophiles in charge and 5-year-olds being sent to concentration camps 😑
United States of Auschwitz
5-year-old twins were denied bond because lack of assets and property.
Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me. 😡
Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me. 😡
February 11, 2026 at 6:12 AM
United States of Auschwitz
Post a banger, not in English
Have some Indian slumdog hip-hop x
Have some Indian slumdog hip-hop x
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Post a banger, not in English
Have some Indian slumdog hip-hop x
Have some Indian slumdog hip-hop x
In dream wife left me - someone younger, more exciting, traditional insecurities... But it went on for so long, I moved into one-bed, got office job, even had Xmas dinner with him for sake of kid. I swear years went by. Never been so happy to wake up to find none of that was real. Morning everyone x
a man in a suit is drinking from a cup that says ' mrs. pepper ' on it
ALT: a man in a suit is drinking from a cup that says ' mrs. pepper ' on it
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February 10, 2026 at 7:13 AM
In dream wife left me - someone younger, more exciting, traditional insecurities... But it went on for so long, I moved into one-bed, got office job, even had Xmas dinner with him for sake of kid. I swear years went by. Never been so happy to wake up to find none of that was real. Morning everyone x
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So Epstein operated a sex-trafficking ring for weak men.
Glad we got that sorted.
Glad we got that sorted.
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
So Epstein operated a sex-trafficking ring for weak men.
Glad we got that sorted.
Glad we got that sorted.
ALT-TEXT CARTOON OF THE DAY:
(1985, no internet)
MAGA TYPE: BORN IN THE USA! GO BRUCE!
(1985, with internet)
*Turning Point type condemns song as anti-American woke protest song
MAGA TYPE: Go to hell Bruce. GO TED NUGENT!
(1985, no internet)
MAGA TYPE: BORN IN THE USA! GO BRUCE!
(1985, with internet)
*Turning Point type condemns song as anti-American woke protest song
MAGA TYPE: Go to hell Bruce. GO TED NUGENT!
ALT-TEXT CARTOON
(Doctor and patient, 2 frames)
1. DR: "you appear to have suffered a loss of blood from a blood vessel that collects inside the body, not usually visible from the outside"
2. DR: "have you recently stood beside a slowly moving vehicle and shot a woman three times in the face?"
(Doctor and patient, 2 frames)
1. DR: "you appear to have suffered a loss of blood from a blood vessel that collects inside the body, not usually visible from the outside"
2. DR: "have you recently stood beside a slowly moving vehicle and shot a woman three times in the face?"
ALT-TEXT CARTOON
(armed officer wearing POLICE on his chest, 2 frames)
1. (points at POLICE badge):
"I can kill black people"
2. (same officer, covers up the POL so it now reads ICE)
"I can kill anyone"
(armed officer wearing POLICE on his chest, 2 frames)
1. (points at POLICE badge):
"I can kill black people"
2. (same officer, covers up the POL so it now reads ICE)
"I can kill anyone"
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 AM
ALT-TEXT CARTOON OF THE DAY:
(1985, no internet)
MAGA TYPE: BORN IN THE USA! GO BRUCE!
(1985, with internet)
*Turning Point type condemns song as anti-American woke protest song
MAGA TYPE: Go to hell Bruce. GO TED NUGENT!
(1985, no internet)
MAGA TYPE: BORN IN THE USA! GO BRUCE!
(1985, with internet)
*Turning Point type condemns song as anti-American woke protest song
MAGA TYPE: Go to hell Bruce. GO TED NUGENT!
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In all this endless wall-to-wall superbowl coverage, I totally forgot there was a game that got played
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
In all this endless wall-to-wall superbowl coverage, I totally forgot there was a game that got played
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I'm not the biggest fan of Green Day, can hum a few of their songs, but their fans are amazing. Check out this audience singing Bohemian Rhapsody while waiting for them to come on. Stick with it till the bounce!
Green Day Crowd Singing Bohemian Rhapsody [Live in Hyde Park 2017]
YouTube video by Green Day
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February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I'm not the biggest fan of Green Day, can hum a few of their songs, but their fans are amazing. Check out this audience singing Bohemian Rhapsody while waiting for them to come on. Stick with it till the bounce!
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Re: #KillAllBillionaires When a person can get anything they want, whatever they get stops being exciting, and so their needs become more beyond the pale (buying a stolen painting, eating endangered animals, going to space) and their desires more perverse (fucking children)
February 8, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Re: #KillAllBillionaires When a person can get anything they want, whatever they get stops being exciting, and so their needs become more beyond the pale (buying a stolen painting, eating endangered animals, going to space) and their desires more perverse (fucking children)