Shihab S Joi
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Shihab S Joi
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Born in Bangladesh, Bred in Britain, Blissful in Barcelona. A-litter-Asian x

https://substack.com/@shihabsjoi
I used to run an FB group for my Daily Racist site which, beyond the parody shit, made an effort to engage with racists. They were welcome as long as they expressed stance, however unsavoury, rather than insult. Each and everyone could be boiled down to "my life is shit, I need to blame foreigners"
I really believe this.

As I've said before, I believe a lot of our turn to fascism is, in fact, nilhism.

Part of that is not realising how good we have it: by the standards of the average person in, say, 1900 we've built a utopia. We should celebrate that way more.
We need more fiction about how fucking good liberal modernity is, because for all the bellyaching about it, it's a hell of a lot better than what came before, and compared to all the (horrific) actually existing alternatives.

Come to the lib side! We have fun, excellence, and basic human decency.
February 16, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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As a Bangladeshi immigrant who got my British passport only 15 years ago (I left it so late out of stoner procrastination) but I took the Britishness test and attended the ceremony in a God Save the Queen t-shirt and finally became British. And then, like all proper Brits, I fucked off to Spain...
February 15, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Wanker being wanky aside, if you drive around at that speed who the fuck is actually going to catch what you're saying??
February 15, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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I am also leader of antifa so please to include me thanking you
February 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Thought for the day: is it a mid-life crisis if you do what you always did, only now less often?
February 14, 2026 at 8:29 AM
In my occasional series titled Things You Didn't Know about Sikhs, pretty much all the parmesan you get from Italy is made by Sikhs...
How Sikh farmers saved Parmesan in Italy
When you sprinkle Parmesan on your pasta, you probably imagine rustic Italian farmers and centuries-old family traditions. But did you know that Parmesan cheese
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February 13, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Woo. Going to see The Prodigy twice this year. Yeah yeah I know I'm 54 but they're older! 😅
February 13, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Schools and establishments closed in Barcelona today due to severe wind warnings. Streets clear, cafe empty. Now, I don't want to say I'm harder than the Spanish because I grew up in Bangladesh and lived in England, but I've experienced stronger farts in Leamington Spa
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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Big love going out to the trans community who are bound to get their unfair share of backlash from this tragic incident, conveniently moving the focus away from America's gun out of control problem...
February 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
FWI, current shit reaffirms we are balanced people. Por ejemplo:

ME: Hate fascism. Love diversity. Not really keen on centrism and Bad Bunny's music

So why can't MAGA say

Hate woke. Love Trump. Not really keen on billionaire pedophiles in charge and 5-year-olds being sent to concentration camps 😑
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
United States of Auschwitz
5-year-old twins were denied bond because lack of assets and property.

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me. 😡
February 11, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Post a banger, not in English

Have some Indian slumdog hip-hop x
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
In dream wife left me - someone younger, more exciting, traditional insecurities... But it went on for so long, I moved into one-bed, got office job, even had Xmas dinner with him for sake of kid. I swear years went by. Never been so happy to wake up to find none of that was real. Morning everyone x
a man in a suit is drinking from a cup that says ' mrs. pepper ' on it
ALT: a man in a suit is drinking from a cup that says ' mrs. pepper ' on it
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 AM
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So Epstein operated a sex-trafficking ring for weak men.

Glad we got that sorted.
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
ALT-TEXT CARTOON OF THE DAY:

(1985, no internet)

MAGA TYPE: BORN IN THE USA! GO BRUCE!

(1985, with internet)

*Turning Point type condemns song as anti-American woke protest song

MAGA TYPE: Go to hell Bruce. GO TED NUGENT!
ALT-TEXT CARTOON

(Doctor and patient, 2 frames)

1. DR: "you appear to have suffered a loss of blood from a blood vessel that collects inside the body, not usually visible from the outside"

2. DR: "have you recently stood beside a slowly moving vehicle and shot a woman three times in the face?"
ALT-TEXT CARTOON

(armed officer wearing POLICE on his chest, 2 frames)

1. (points at POLICE badge):

"I can kill black people"

2. (same officer, covers up the POL so it now reads ICE)

"I can kill anyone"
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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In all this endless wall-to-wall superbowl coverage, I totally forgot there was a game that got played
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I'm not the biggest fan of Green Day, can hum a few of their songs, but their fans are amazing. Check out this audience singing Bohemian Rhapsody while waiting for them to come on. Stick with it till the bounce!
Green Day Crowd Singing Bohemian Rhapsody [Live in Hyde Park 2017]
YouTube video by Green Day
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February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Re: #KillAllBillionaires When a person can get anything they want, whatever they get stops being exciting, and so their needs become more beyond the pale (buying a stolen painting, eating endangered animals, going to space) and their desires more perverse (fucking children)
February 8, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I'm not going to post this as a response to the follower who shed a tear over the passing of Brad Arnold of 3 Doors Down, it's crass to piss on someone's grief... but I don't abide the "dead can do no wrong" thinking.
Was Brad Arnold a Trump supporter? A look at 3 Doors Down singer's political views
Brad Arnold performed at the “Make America Great Again! Welcome Celebration” concert at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, D.C., in 2017.
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February 8, 2026 at 9:47 AM
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Or such mad and dangerous religious people are in a position of power...
February 8, 2026 at 8:54 AM
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It's always been about the "I hate foreigners" ticket but BNP, UKIP were useless... Brexit showed Reform types they can win so they keep voting that way in the hope that one day they might actually win. Make no mistake, they see ICE on the streets and immigrant concentration camps and think "good"
February 8, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars" "Dr Who", or "Transformers"
February 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Happy Chinese New Year from Barcelona x
February 7, 2026 at 12:56 PM