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Give it a whizz and mugs there is
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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OH: who called it gender-affirming care and not getting transfixed
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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coworker: hey are you going to the all-hands meeting?

me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Vaccines don’t cause autism

Rappers do

Pass it on
Vaccines don't cause autism

Pass it on
Vaccines don’t cause autism.

Pass it on
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Welcome to Felch
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Imagine having this on your Wikipedia page
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The three genders
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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My child when hes dropped a huge fart next to me in the Tescos queue:
New meme format just dropped:
November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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When you fail to make them laugh but they still have a nice life
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Did somebody say topical beveragino?
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If you see this, quite post with the energy you bring to bluesky:
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I believe they prefer to be called Americans
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Change one letter and ruin a chocolate bar

Milky Waz
Change one letter and ruin a candy

Terds
Change one letter and ruin a candy

Necro Wafers
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Nice
Some grim polling here for Labour from Ipsos beyond the headline figures

-69% think Britain is heading in the wrong direction
-Starmer's satisfaction rating at -66
-50% of the public want "radical change" yet only 4% believe Labour will deliver it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
November 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
International Mens Day
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Depressed 19th November Santa
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM