Dan
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Give it a whizz and mugs there is
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'custard boy' immediately added to my lexicon
A Finnish word for a coward is jänishousu, or “rabbit pants.” A slang Dutch version is papkindje, which means “porridge kid.” And a Turkish phrase for a wimp or coward is muhallebi çocuğu. It means “child of pudding.” Or, if you prefer, you could translate it as “custard boy.”
January 22, 2026 at 11:33 AM
'custard boy' immediately added to my lexicon
Grumio-ass son of a gun
January 22, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Grumio-ass son of a gun
Maybe it would cheer you up a bit old chum
January 21, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Maybe it would cheer you up a bit old chum
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how far is Davos from Dignitas
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
how far is Davos from Dignitas
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You’re telling me a group of world leaders have gathered inside this man?
January 20, 2026 at 9:42 PM
You’re telling me a group of world leaders have gathered inside this man?
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I wont tell you I've been to Abba Voyage but they'll be signs.l
January 20, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I wont tell you I've been to Abba Voyage but they'll be signs.l
Je veux tes vêtements, tes bottes et ta moto.
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Je veux tes vêtements, tes bottes et ta moto.
Brooklyn Beckham's first dance
Fanny Montage
England and Wales, Census, 1851
England and Wales, Census, 1851
January 20, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Brooklyn Beckham's first dance
Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn's wedding
a group of people standing in a field with a woman in a suit standing in the middle .
Alt: Theresa May partaking in sexually explicit dancing
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn's wedding
my tuesday morning ass thought that was Nick Grimshaw
Álvaro Lafuente's calming voice and steady rhythms feel like a lullaby with a fiesta tilt. At the Desk, the Spanish singer transports us to a club in Barcelona or a beach on Costa Brava. n.pr/4a4uPxK
Guitarricadelafuente: Tiny Desk Concert
Álvaro Lafuente's calming voice and steady rhythms feel like a lullaby with a fiesta tilt. At the Desk, the Spanish singer transports us to a club in Barcelona or a beach on Costa Brava.
n.pr
January 20, 2026 at 10:48 AM
my tuesday morning ass thought that was Nick Grimshaw
If it’s not on the lute, it does not compute
smh yet another example of machine-generated music taking money and attention away from real songwriters
www.nme.com/news/music/a...
www.nme.com/news/music/a...
Aphex Twin overtakes Taylor Swift for monthly YouTube listeners
Aphex Twin is currently drawing more monthly YouTube listeners than Taylor Swift, according to official streaming numbers.
www.nme.com
January 20, 2026 at 8:16 AM
If it’s not on the lute, it does not compute
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Meta trying to understand British humour will never not be funny.
January 19, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Meta trying to understand British humour will never not be funny.
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Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room
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just bit into a hot pasty
January 19, 2026 at 1:17 PM
just bit into a hot pasty
Piers Morgan has broken his hip
a man in a suit and tie is holding a magazine in front of his face .
Alt: Bruce Forsythe pulling a kind of comical oof expression as he looks down to read his copy of the TV Times
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Piers Morgan has broken his hip
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