christhebarker
@christhebarker.bsky.social
Professional art director/illustrator/comedy photoshopper. Follow me for good pics and photos of ham I sometimes feed the sparrows too.
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A Decade in the Lives, 2016–2025. Ten Years of Sgt Pepper Celebrity Memorial Tributes (PRE-ORDER) - Print Trail Shop
PRE-ORDER NOW FOR DELIVERY IN EARLY 2026 This December, artist Chris Barker unveils the tenth and final instalment of his acclaimed annual Sgt. Pepper–style Celebrity Montage series. These remarkabl...
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Pinned due to so many DMs:
1. The book is at the printers
2. It was always the intention to mail end Jan/early Feb
3. Books take a while plus I had to wait til at least NYE and the printers didn’t start back til last week
4. Yes you can still buy it here shop.printtrail.com/product/a-de...
Thank you
1. The book is at the printers
2. It was always the intention to mail end Jan/early Feb
3. Books take a while plus I had to wait til at least NYE and the printers didn’t start back til last week
4. Yes you can still buy it here shop.printtrail.com/product/a-de...
Thank you
He has NO idea who she is does he?
February 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM
He has NO idea who she is does he?
I appear to be in Morocco. More news as we get it… 🇲🇦
February 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I appear to be in Morocco. More news as we get it… 🇲🇦
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Reminds me of when I made this
February 14, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Reminds me of when I made this
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it’s a shame that donald trump wasn’t this passionate about checking ids back when he was partying with jeffrey epstein
February 15, 2026 at 8:10 AM
it’s a shame that donald trump wasn’t this passionate about checking ids back when he was partying with jeffrey epstein
Going to Marrakesh with the kids next week. Anyone got any recommendations?
February 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Going to Marrakesh with the kids next week. Anyone got any recommendations?
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This from @christhebarker.bsky.social would make a great modern Valentine's Day card
"I want to scroll old with you"
#ValentinesDay
"I want to scroll old with you"
#ValentinesDay
February 14, 2026 at 10:20 AM
This from @christhebarker.bsky.social would make a great modern Valentine's Day card
"I want to scroll old with you"
#ValentinesDay
"I want to scroll old with you"
#ValentinesDay
Good?
Is that supposed to say Gold?
Is that supposed to say Gold?
Times Sport: Rodri facing ban for ‘not neutral’ referee comment #TomorrowsPapersToday
February 13, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Good?
Is that supposed to say Gold?
Is that supposed to say Gold?
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Doing weird/horrible/stupid opinions with Anon Opin at the Tønne Bar in Leicester tonight.
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/opini...
And that's followed by Fesshole at the Sue Townsend theatre tomorrow.
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/fessh...
Do pop in - you'll have fun at my expense.
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/opini...
And that's followed by Fesshole at the Sue Townsend theatre tomorrow.
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/fessh...
Do pop in - you'll have fun at my expense.
If you’re in Leicester tonight, pop into the Tonne pub for 8:30pm and try out your terrible opinions
February 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Doing weird/horrible/stupid opinions with Anon Opin at the Tønne Bar in Leicester tonight.
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/opini...
And that's followed by Fesshole at the Sue Townsend theatre tomorrow.
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/fessh...
Do pop in - you'll have fun at my expense.
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/opini...
And that's followed by Fesshole at the Sue Townsend theatre tomorrow.
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/fessh...
Do pop in - you'll have fun at my expense.
@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social This is an awesome T-shirt sexwhale
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 PM
@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social This is an awesome T-shirt sexwhale
I fancied an Aretha t-shirt so I made an Aretha t-shirt. You can order one too if you like. No worries if not.
www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Fr...
www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Fr...
"Franklyn" Classic T-Shirt for Sale by christhebarker
Buy "Franklyn" by christhebarker as a Classic T-Shirt.
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February 12, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I fancied an Aretha t-shirt so I made an Aretha t-shirt. You can order one too if you like. No worries if not.
www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Fr...
www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Fr...
This is too confusing.. The official Marvel comics adaptation of the Bee Gees flop movie of Sgt Pepper… in French…
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Marvel Comics Super Special #7: Sgt. Peppers Lonely Heart Club Band
The Marvel Super Special issue #7, Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, was withdrawn at the last minute by Marvel due to undisclosed reasons and all copies (if any were indeed printed) were destroye...
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February 12, 2026 at 7:32 AM
This is too confusing.. The official Marvel comics adaptation of the Bee Gees flop movie of Sgt Pepper… in French…
www.flickr.com/photos/nerdc...
www.flickr.com/photos/nerdc...
My daughter REALLY couldn't get why the commentator keeps referring to Bi Athletes.
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
My daughter REALLY couldn't get why the commentator keeps referring to Bi Athletes.
Snowboarding is probably the only sport where it’s acceptable for a commentator to say “Look at that massive backside!”
February 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Snowboarding is probably the only sport where it’s acceptable for a commentator to say “Look at that massive backside!”
When you get a notification that you’re featured in a Poke article and you’re like fuck, what have I said now..?
February 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
When you get a notification that you’re featured in a Poke article and you’re like fuck, what have I said now..?
About half an hour ago Bowie brought a live mouse in and chased it all over the living room. I caught it under this Tupperware box and let it out in the garden. I brought the box back in. She has been looking at it and sniffing it ever since. Cats are stupid.
February 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
About half an hour ago Bowie brought a live mouse in and chased it all over the living room. I caught it under this Tupperware box and let it out in the garden. I brought the box back in. She has been looking at it and sniffing it ever since. Cats are stupid.
I hate reform but why are people believing this? The second picture is quite clearly photoshopped. Look at the door, look at the letterbox, what the hell is going on in the front window?
Reform UK’s ‘Dear Neighbour’ Trick… MKII…
Goodwin just got BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!
Goodwin just got BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!
February 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I hate reform but why are people believing this? The second picture is quite clearly photoshopped. Look at the door, look at the letterbox, what the hell is going on in the front window?
When you've been watching the winter olympics for ages as if you're an expert and then your partner asks you who's winning…
February 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
When you've been watching the winter olympics for ages as if you're an expert and then your partner asks you who's winning…
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February 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
What do we reckon?
February 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
What do we reckon?
I'm doing a photoshop job at the moment and it's so annoying because if I do it well, it looks like AI and I'm like, I might as well have used AI because everyone is going to think it is anyway. I think I'm blatantly going to put a sticker on the cover of the book explaining that it's not aren't I?
February 7, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I'm doing a photoshop job at the moment and it's so annoying because if I do it well, it looks like AI and I'm like, I might as well have used AI because everyone is going to think it is anyway. I think I'm blatantly going to put a sticker on the cover of the book explaining that it's not aren't I?
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Vader print is now up in my shop, brush marks and all www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/minim...
February 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Vader print is now up in my shop, brush marks and all www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/minim...
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OK at 4pm - I'm going to experimentally stream a B3ta newsletter - that is read it out, click the links, talk about it.
I'm not really thinking this is a thing I'll do often, more it's just try stuff and see how it feels. BE THERE SOON.
www.twitch.tv/robmanuelb3ta
I'm not really thinking this is a thing I'll do often, more it's just try stuff and see how it feels. BE THERE SOON.
www.twitch.tv/robmanuelb3ta
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
OK at 4pm - I'm going to experimentally stream a B3ta newsletter - that is read it out, click the links, talk about it.
I'm not really thinking this is a thing I'll do often, more it's just try stuff and see how it feels. BE THERE SOON.
www.twitch.tv/robmanuelb3ta
I'm not really thinking this is a thing I'll do often, more it's just try stuff and see how it feels. BE THERE SOON.
www.twitch.tv/robmanuelb3ta