Legs
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Sweet and fortified. Carpet of coriander. The dowager. https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1P55AA8SBNMRC?ref=cm_sw_wa_r_un_un_W6jsmKfXr2KZN
Pinned
Might make chicken soup using a red onion so it’s pink.
December 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Might make chicken soup using a red onion so it’s pink.
Has Chris Rea been planning this all along?
December 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Has Chris Rea been planning this all along?
I see I left the electric blanket on
December 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I see I left the electric blanket on
Walked past my old postman today and said happy Christmas. Now I can’t go out at that time of day again until the 26th in case I see him.
December 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Walked past my old postman today and said happy Christmas. Now I can’t go out at that time of day again until the 26th in case I see him.
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Never forget the legend that is Raygun
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December 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Never forget the legend that is Raygun
Sometimes I think about the Australian break dancer
December 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Sometimes I think about the Australian break dancer
All I want for Christmas is prawn vol au vents.
December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
All I want for Christmas is prawn vol au vents.
“Don’t get it twisted”: me, to my tights, every day.
December 18, 2025 at 7:38 AM
“Don’t get it twisted”: me, to my tights, every day.
The fluffy kidney is snoring
December 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The fluffy kidney is snoring
Made my sister a gingerbread house
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Made my sister a gingerbread house
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HOW IS MY SISTER THE LEGEND WHEN THEY WERE MY GENIUS MUG INSULTS. THIS IS CONTINUED WAR AND IT JUST GOT DIRTY.
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
HOW IS MY SISTER THE LEGEND WHEN THEY WERE MY GENIUS MUG INSULTS. THIS IS CONTINUED WAR AND IT JUST GOT DIRTY.
Get your hosepipe out for the lads, THE BAN IS OVER, REJOICE,
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Get your hosepipe out for the lads, THE BAN IS OVER, REJOICE,
HOW IS MY SISTER THE LEGEND WHEN THEY WERE MY GENIUS MUG INSULTS. THIS IS CONTINUED WAR AND IT JUST GOT DIRTY.
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
HOW IS MY SISTER THE LEGEND WHEN THEY WERE MY GENIUS MUG INSULTS. THIS IS CONTINUED WAR AND IT JUST GOT DIRTY.
Every year, we have white sauce with our Christmas pudding. It’s just an ordinary white sauce, a béchamel that has been sweetened with sugar.
Some years ago my sister made it instead of Mum. My Aunt tasted it and asked my sister why she’d put brandy in it. She was incredulous, THERE IS NO BRANDY.
Some years ago my sister made it instead of Mum. My Aunt tasted it and asked my sister why she’d put brandy in it. She was incredulous, THERE IS NO BRANDY.
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Every year, we have white sauce with our Christmas pudding. It’s just an ordinary white sauce, a béchamel that has been sweetened with sugar.
Some years ago my sister made it instead of Mum. My Aunt tasted it and asked my sister why she’d put brandy in it. She was incredulous, THERE IS NO BRANDY.
Some years ago my sister made it instead of Mum. My Aunt tasted it and asked my sister why she’d put brandy in it. She was incredulous, THERE IS NO BRANDY.
HOW IS IT DECEMBER AGAIN HOW
December 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
HOW IS IT DECEMBER AGAIN HOW