Legs
@diddia.bsky.social
Sweet and fortified. Carpet of coriander. The dowager. https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1P55AA8SBNMRC?ref=cm_sw_wa_r_un_un_W6jsmKfXr2KZN
Pinned
I picked Dave up earlier and he hadn’t tucked his tail under. We can’t look each other in the eye.
February 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I picked Dave up earlier and he hadn’t tucked his tail under. We can’t look each other in the eye.
I’ll never find someone to fix my car because I am a woman, and because it’s clearly a profession where they have more clients than they can deliver to, so they don’t care about winning my business. SAD.
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I’ll never find someone to fix my car because I am a woman, and because it’s clearly a profession where they have more clients than they can deliver to, so they don’t care about winning my business. SAD.
My mother exclusively uses the laughing cat emoji. I love the fact my 81 year old mother uses emojis full stop, but particularly like the fact she’ll only use the laughing cat.
February 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
My mother exclusively uses the laughing cat emoji. I love the fact my 81 year old mother uses emojis full stop, but particularly like the fact she’ll only use the laughing cat.
Anyone here a fellow Yorkie?
February 4, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Anyone here a fellow Yorkie?
Someone asked me if I’d go on a blind date with someone they know yesterday and the answer is just NO. Why would I do that. Dating again is a hard no for me. It’s like putting your fingers in the plug socket.
February 2, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Someone asked me if I’d go on a blind date with someone they know yesterday and the answer is just NO. Why would I do that. Dating again is a hard no for me. It’s like putting your fingers in the plug socket.
Sitting on the pillow by my face, is the equivalent of pressing the servant’s bell for tea
January 30, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Sitting on the pillow by my face, is the equivalent of pressing the servant’s bell for tea
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Good old tmomy hlfilger
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Good old tmomy hlfilger
Pickled herron is a delicacy around the fens.
January 23, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Pickled herron is a delicacy around the fens.
Good old tmomy hlfilger
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Good old tmomy hlfilger
My weekend plans have been cancelled
a man is running down a set of stairs towards a house .
ALT: a man is running down a set of stairs towards a house .
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January 23, 2026 at 8:12 PM
My weekend plans have been cancelled
So far we’ve heard about other real restaurants like “typical kebab” and “standard tandoori”. These are excellent. Any more?
January 23, 2026 at 7:59 AM
So far we’ve heard about other real restaurants like “typical kebab” and “standard tandoori”. These are excellent. Any more?
I reckon the intervention required to solve the incel problem, might be giving them a cat to look after.
January 21, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I reckon the intervention required to solve the incel problem, might be giving them a cat to look after.
But @bintymustard.bsky.social Joanie have gone bust 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
January 21, 2026 at 6:10 PM
But @bintymustard.bsky.social Joanie have gone bust 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Just meowed at Dave and he looked stunned and came to sniff me.
January 21, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Just meowed at Dave and he looked stunned and came to sniff me.
Just watching the bbc trying to goad politicians into a male pride based war, which is nice.
January 20, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Just watching the bbc trying to goad politicians into a male pride based war, which is nice.
MAYBE IF YOU HAD SOLD FOOD IN SMALLER PORTIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE, WE WOULDN’T HAVE OVER EATEN.
January 20, 2026 at 7:24 AM
MAYBE IF YOU HAD SOLD FOOD IN SMALLER PORTIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE, WE WOULDN’T HAVE OVER EATEN.
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We didn’t have Snapchat when I was a teenager, we had BT friends and family
January 19, 2026 at 2:50 PM
We didn’t have Snapchat when I was a teenager, we had BT friends and family
My brother forgot to update his wish list, and received £75 worth of vouchers to buy pickles for his birthday
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 PM
My brother forgot to update his wish list, and received £75 worth of vouchers to buy pickles for his birthday
We didn’t have Snapchat when I was a teenager, we had BT friends and family
January 19, 2026 at 2:50 PM
We didn’t have Snapchat when I was a teenager, we had BT friends and family