Imagine having this on your Wikipedia page
![An excerpt from John Fashanu's Wikipedia page that reads:
"The satirical current affairs programme The Day Today featured a trailer for a fictional show titled "John Fashanu". The trailer consisted of various clips of Fashanu accompanied by sinister music and a voice-over (Chris Morris) saying the words "John Fashanu" five times. This was followed by presenter Chris Morris pronouncing the name incorrectly.[27]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:75cn22qtnc4f7gpyqscj7b5n/bafkreics3yeuif7e33kydcr4cjte7t6q56bvrj5j5xdi2o4i4bg7o3lvl4@jpeg)
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Imagine having this on your Wikipedia page
Me as a Bluesky therapist
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist
Did somebody say topical beveragino?
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Did somebody say topical beveragino?
If you see this, quite post with the energy you bring to bluesky:
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If you see this, quite post with the energy you bring to bluesky:
International Mens Day
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 AM
International Mens Day
She's turned the wee elves against us
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
She's turned the wee elves against us
Depressed 19th November Santa
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Depressed 19th November Santa
Just listened to a girl I kissed on the lips at university being interviewed by Lauren Laverne
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Just listened to a girl I kissed on the lips at university being interviewed by Lauren Laverne
Seen Jesus driving like a prick
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Seen Jesus driving like a prick
A brief recap of the Epstein emails
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
A brief recap of the Epstein emails
Posted without context
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Posted without context
These are the various Coca Cola trucks that the slop machine came out with for their Christmas advert
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
These are the various Coca Cola trucks that the slop machine came out with for their Christmas advert
