Neil Perryman
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Sad to say we lost another cat to old age today. RIP Avon 2008-2026.
January 28, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Sad to say we lost another cat to old age today. RIP Avon 2008-2026.
The only Melania documentary I want to see is the one that tells the story of how she was trafficked to Trump by Epstein.
January 28, 2026 at 12:16 PM
The only Melania documentary I want to see is the one that tells the story of how she was trafficked to Trump by Epstein.
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.
January 27, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.
Reposted by Neil Perryman
Reform fast becoming the party equivalent of David Van Day's Buck's Fizz.
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Reform fast becoming the party equivalent of David Van Day's Buck's Fizz.
Reposted by Neil Perryman
"One of our most unpopular Home Secretaries has resigned and joined our opponents."
"Excellent, put out a statement calling her mad."
"What?"
"Be very, very clear that we tried to help her with her mental health, but we will now publicise them to score points."
"Kemi.."
"Those. Exact. Words."
"Excellent, put out a statement calling her mad."
"What?"
"Be very, very clear that we tried to help her with her mental health, but we will now publicise them to score points."
"Kemi.."
"Those. Exact. Words."
January 26, 2026 at 1:58 PM
"One of our most unpopular Home Secretaries has resigned and joined our opponents."
"Excellent, put out a statement calling her mad."
"What?"
"Be very, very clear that we tried to help her with her mental health, but we will now publicise them to score points."
"Kemi.."
"Those. Exact. Words."
"Excellent, put out a statement calling her mad."
"What?"
"Be very, very clear that we tried to help her with her mental health, but we will now publicise them to score points."
"Kemi.."
"Those. Exact. Words."
Reposted by Neil Perryman
The Shit of Theseus
January 26, 2026 at 12:54 PM
The Shit of Theseus
Look, some of Nigel's best friends are racists.
January 26, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Look, some of Nigel's best friends are racists.
Reposted by Neil Perryman
World of Telly returns next month. If you missed anything from season one, I've put together a YouTube playlist: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
World of Telly Season One - YouTube
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January 26, 2026 at 12:23 PM
World of Telly returns next month. If you missed anything from season one, I've put together a YouTube playlist: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Meanwhile, Roger Waters prepares to take to the stage.
January 26, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Meanwhile, Roger Waters prepares to take to the stage.
I can't believe the woman who shot her own puppy in the head turns out to be a heartless monster. If only there were some clues.
January 26, 2026 at 10:24 AM
I can't believe the woman who shot her own puppy in the head turns out to be a heartless monster. If only there were some clues.
Adam Schiff won't commit to impeaching Trump if the Dems win the mid-terms. Laughably tone deaf response.
January 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Adam Schiff won't commit to impeaching Trump if the Dems win the mid-terms. Laughably tone deaf response.
I'm having a "what's the fucking point of anything?" day.
January 25, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I'm having a "what's the fucking point of anything?" day.
Looking at ICE agents on the news - some in jeans, some in camo, some in cargo pants, some in flight suits, some with gas masks, some without. There's no consistency. Just a bunch of cosplaying racist thugs.
January 25, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Looking at ICE agents on the news - some in jeans, some in camo, some in cargo pants, some in flight suits, some with gas masks, some without. There's no consistency. Just a bunch of cosplaying racist thugs.
I will never vote Labour again as long as I live.
January 25, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I will never vote Labour again as long as I live.
They're just executing people in the street now.
January 24, 2026 at 6:22 PM
They're just executing people in the street now.
Looks like ICE have shot a man for using a phone as a deadly weapon. Expect the Democrats to write a strongly-worded letter soon.
January 24, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Looks like ICE have shot a man for using a phone as a deadly weapon. Expect the Democrats to write a strongly-worded letter soon.
You can tell this is fake because Trump is walking in a straight line.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
You can tell this is fake because Trump is walking in a straight line.
Burnham running for parliament is the first pang of hope I've felt in years. I expect it to be dashed early next week.
January 24, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Burnham running for parliament is the first pang of hope I've felt in years. I expect it to be dashed early next week.
Really enjoying The Pitt. I've been able to watch 90% of it (the other 10% is blocked by my hand). Anyway, it's brilliantly written - every line is fucking perfect. Strongly recommended.
January 24, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Really enjoying The Pitt. I've been able to watch 90% of it (the other 10% is blocked by my hand). Anyway, it's brilliantly written - every line is fucking perfect. Strongly recommended.
I'm guessing that Farage hasn't commented on Trump's latest bollocks because "he doesn't do computers".
January 23, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I'm guessing that Farage hasn't commented on Trump's latest bollocks because "he doesn't do computers".
Has the Board of Peace declared any wars yet?
January 22, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Has the Board of Peace declared any wars yet?
I don't know about you but I can't wait for our next PM to be someone who "doesn't do computers".
January 22, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I don't know about you but I can't wait for our next PM to be someone who "doesn't do computers".
The only time NATO has invoked Article 5 was after 911.
Ungrateful cunts.
Ungrateful cunts.
January 21, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The only time NATO has invoked Article 5 was after 911.
Ungrateful cunts.
Ungrateful cunts.
Being lectured to about WW2 by the country that turned up THREE YEARS LATE.
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Being lectured to about WW2 by the country that turned up THREE YEARS LATE.