MisterD
@misterd78uk.bsky.social
Mixed signals except it's just my cat finding me to say hello but biting me instead
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Mixed signals except it's just my cat finding me to say hello but biting me instead
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Who hurt you? Who hurt you that you have such good taste in music
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Who hurt you? Who hurt you that you have such good taste in music
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People who write cooking recipes either never wash their veggies or don’t want you to know how much time it takes for the things to get washed and clean.
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
People who write cooking recipes either never wash their veggies or don’t want you to know how much time it takes for the things to get washed and clean.
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The only futurism I'm excited about now is pet racoons
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The only futurism I'm excited about now is pet racoons
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why was i so worried about quicksand as a kid when riptides are a thing
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
why was i so worried about quicksand as a kid when riptides are a thing
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They updated Alexa and now she doesn't sing "you're very very welcome" anymore when you say thank you. Now my day is ruined
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
They updated Alexa and now she doesn't sing "you're very very welcome" anymore when you say thank you. Now my day is ruined
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Autocorrect changed "no idea" to "no ikea" and now my storklinta has vanished.
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Autocorrect changed "no idea" to "no ikea" and now my storklinta has vanished.
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I seem to get the grocery cart with the wonky wheel. Strange gravitates towards me literally.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I seem to get the grocery cart with the wonky wheel. Strange gravitates towards me literally.
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My trick? I can sneeze and throw my back out for days
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My trick? I can sneeze and throw my back out for days
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At my age, It’s only a friend with benefits if they’re a chiropractor.
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
At my age, It’s only a friend with benefits if they’re a chiropractor.
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I like Black Friday because today at the local grocery I picked up a dagwood sandwich and a bag of frozen shrimp for what I consider a pretty fair price
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I like Black Friday because today at the local grocery I picked up a dagwood sandwich and a bag of frozen shrimp for what I consider a pretty fair price
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If your name is pandora you are required by law to refer to it as “your box”
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If your name is pandora you are required by law to refer to it as “your box”
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It's not a crown it's a coronet. A crown would make me look ridiculous.
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's not a crown it's a coronet. A crown would make me look ridiculous.
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The squirrels will tell my story.
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The squirrels will tell my story.
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Doctor: you’re going to feel some pressure, ready?
Me: yes
Doctor: your parents are prouder of your sister than you
Me: yes
Doctor: your parents are prouder of your sister than you
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Doctor: you’re going to feel some pressure, ready?
Me: yes
Doctor: your parents are prouder of your sister than you
Me: yes
Doctor: your parents are prouder of your sister than you
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Conquering chronic lateness by never going anywhere 😎
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Conquering chronic lateness by never going anywhere 😎
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The bon jovi rest stop is "halfway there" between my house and my mom's and I think that's beautiful
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The bon jovi rest stop is "halfway there" between my house and my mom's and I think that's beautiful
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Adding lol to the most depressing text ever so my friend knows I'm fine 😎
July 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Adding lol to the most depressing text ever so my friend knows I'm fine 😎
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Maybe one sock is ghosting the other sock and it’s really none of our business.
July 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Maybe one sock is ghosting the other sock and it’s really none of our business.
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Maybe I’m trying to smell like a sexy cinnamon roll…did you ever think about that?
November 21, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Maybe I’m trying to smell like a sexy cinnamon roll…did you ever think about that?
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I must be doing something wrong because my shampoo and body wash do not make me nearly as happy in the shower as these models in the commercials seem to be.
September 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I must be doing something wrong because my shampoo and body wash do not make me nearly as happy in the shower as these models in the commercials seem to be.
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I am convinced there’s a mass conspiracy amongst local stores to always put the things my short 5’2” self needs on the highest shelves.
I’m gonna start carrying a step stool.
I’m gonna start carrying a step stool.
September 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I am convinced there’s a mass conspiracy amongst local stores to always put the things my short 5’2” self needs on the highest shelves.
I’m gonna start carrying a step stool.
I’m gonna start carrying a step stool.
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Self care is a giant plate of onion rings.
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Self care is a giant plate of onion rings.
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Welp..The title of my memior.
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Welp..The title of my memior.
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I know a guy who can get you a bootleg "My Kid Is An Honor Student" bumper sticker if your kid is dumb.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I know a guy who can get you a bootleg "My Kid Is An Honor Student" bumper sticker if your kid is dumb.