Jack
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old enough to no better
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Jack
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At a certain concentration of odor, farting on someone counts as assault.
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
At a certain concentration of odor, farting on someone counts as assault.
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Someday, this mason jar of chewed gum will be worth millions...and I’ll be vindicated.
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Someday, this mason jar of chewed gum will be worth millions...and I’ll be vindicated.
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We used to have a couple of restaurants in town – one named Bert’s and the other Ernie’s. True story. Anyhoo, enjoy Plymouth Rock.
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
We used to have a couple of restaurants in town – one named Bert’s and the other Ernie’s. True story. Anyhoo, enjoy Plymouth Rock.
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Just took out the old putty from a pair of window sashes and I swear I could hear my shop-vac moaning
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Just took out the old putty from a pair of window sashes and I swear I could hear my shop-vac moaning
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As a Mass guy, I envy the way the word ‘holler’ rolls off the tongue of someone from West Virginia or Kentucky. Up here, we say ‘a chucklefuck just left the packie and whipped 10 losing scratch tickets into the ditch – or holler – next to the Dunks’
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
As a Mass guy, I envy the way the word ‘holler’ rolls off the tongue of someone from West Virginia or Kentucky. Up here, we say ‘a chucklefuck just left the packie and whipped 10 losing scratch tickets into the ditch – or holler – next to the Dunks’
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Kids will smile so hard at you with an entire mouth of missing teeth & I love that so much for them.
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Kids will smile so hard at you with an entire mouth of missing teeth & I love that so much for them.
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Leaving a warm bed on a cold day is a deadly sin like im gonna die if i do it
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Leaving a warm bed on a cold day is a deadly sin like im gonna die if i do it
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You know you're old when ''I have to go'' stops reffering to parties
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
You know you're old when ''I have to go'' stops reffering to parties
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This party is not even remotely lit
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
This party is not even remotely lit
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Follow if you're a fan of
-Nintendo (gaming in general)
-post-hardcore type beats (music in general)
-Enjoys collecting (Pins, records, tour Tees, & figures)
-Nature
-Trying to be positive
-Helping others
-BEING ABLE TO LIVE FREE WITHOUT SOME P.O.S. BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK TELLING YOU HOW TO LIVE
-Nintendo (gaming in general)
-post-hardcore type beats (music in general)
-Enjoys collecting (Pins, records, tour Tees, & figures)
-Nature
-Trying to be positive
-Helping others
-BEING ABLE TO LIVE FREE WITHOUT SOME P.O.S. BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK TELLING YOU HOW TO LIVE
January 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Follow if you're a fan of
-Nintendo (gaming in general)
-post-hardcore type beats (music in general)
-Enjoys collecting (Pins, records, tour Tees, & figures)
-Nature
-Trying to be positive
-Helping others
-BEING ABLE TO LIVE FREE WITHOUT SOME P.O.S. BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK TELLING YOU HOW TO LIVE
-Nintendo (gaming in general)
-post-hardcore type beats (music in general)
-Enjoys collecting (Pins, records, tour Tees, & figures)
-Nature
-Trying to be positive
-Helping others
-BEING ABLE TO LIVE FREE WITHOUT SOME P.O.S. BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK TELLING YOU HOW TO LIVE
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And if you think of demographically why this is it makes much more sense. The GOP base is predominantly white and is sheltered and protected across the board regardless of party affiliation or even leftist/far right positionality
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
And if you think of demographically why this is it makes much more sense. The GOP base is predominantly white and is sheltered and protected across the board regardless of party affiliation or even leftist/far right positionality
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I do not see enough people blaming the people who are responsible. The VOTERS. In 2016, they decided racism & misogyny were more important than experience. Then in 2024, they did it again. You can blame the Dems, but you need to be blaming the real culprits, our fellow citizens. They did this.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I do not see enough people blaming the people who are responsible. The VOTERS. In 2016, they decided racism & misogyny were more important than experience. Then in 2024, they did it again. You can blame the Dems, but you need to be blaming the real culprits, our fellow citizens. They did this.
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Hundreds of American millionaires say the FAA should have grounded private jets before cutting flights for commercial airliners.
FAA Bans Most Private Jets At 12 Major Airports—But Some Say It Doesn’t Go Far Enough
Hundreds of American millionaires say the FAA should have grounded private jets before cutting flights for commercial airliners.
www.forbes.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hundreds of American millionaires say the FAA should have grounded private jets before cutting flights for commercial airliners.
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i’d take up fencing but it’s not for the feint of heart . folks,,,
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
i’d take up fencing but it’s not for the feint of heart . folks,,,
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Courtney Love never played with her idols, Ann & Nancy Wilson. now there’s a Hole where her Heart used to be . folks,,
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Courtney Love never played with her idols, Ann & Nancy Wilson. now there’s a Hole where her Heart used to be . folks,,
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“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
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okay I did the thing. Raising Down Payment Money for a car so I can do more work when my one job stops paying and hopefully stop having to ask for money because I'll be able to work enough jobs to make ends meet.
Takes 2-3 now apparently.
Please share widely and help if you can.
I'll Post Moxes!
Takes 2-3 now apparently.
Please share widely and help if you can.
I'll Post Moxes!
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October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
okay I did the thing. Raising Down Payment Money for a car so I can do more work when my one job stops paying and hopefully stop having to ask for money because I'll be able to work enough jobs to make ends meet.
Takes 2-3 now apparently.
Please share widely and help if you can.
I'll Post Moxes!
Takes 2-3 now apparently.
Please share widely and help if you can.
I'll Post Moxes!
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What if we made out in the LEGO store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What if we made out in the LEGO store.
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I hope our pathetic “left” is elected in a sweep, let’s protest them too.
Let’s open all the files.
Let’s open all the files.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I hope our pathetic “left” is elected in a sweep, let’s protest them too.
Let’s open all the files.
Let’s open all the files.
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Schmuck Schumer, is this anything?
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Schmuck Schumer, is this anything?
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When one door closes, another opens
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
When one door closes, another opens
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New friendly monster just dropped. Ignore the red eyes and gaping maw, it's just happy to see you. Green means go (into its mouth) on and say hi.
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
New friendly monster just dropped. Ignore the red eyes and gaping maw, it's just happy to see you. Green means go (into its mouth) on and say hi.
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The bats in my belfry woke me up. They were returning my loose screws but I really need my lost marbles.
July 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The bats in my belfry woke me up. They were returning my loose screws but I really need my lost marbles.
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my wife is so lucky we're settling all this in divorce court and not in a battle of the bands
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
my wife is so lucky we're settling all this in divorce court and not in a battle of the bands